It’s The Everything-Is-Fine Klaxon
I’ll be busy for a couple of days, so you’ll have to amuse yourselves, I’m afraid. Consider this an open thread in which to share links and bicker.
Here’s a customer enquiry that’s somewhat poorly timed.
I’ll be busy for a couple of days, so you’ll have to amuse yourselves, I’m afraid. Consider this an open thread in which to share links and bicker.
Here’s a customer enquiry that’s somewhat poorly timed.
How many of us are willing to admit we a e membe s of Ace’s Moron Horde?
*raises hand*
Great, the one time I skip preview!
a customer enquiry that’s somewhat poorly timed.
LOL
“Move! It’s ON FIRE!”
“I don’t give a f*ck!”
Moronette here!
‘That was your opportunity to keep quiet’
https://www.thecollegefix.com/teacher-kicks-student-out-of-class-argues-with-him-for-stating-there-are-only-two-genders/
Well, if it’s English they’re talking about, the teacher’s right. English has 3 genders. Spanish has two. I think Japanese also has 3, but maybe not. It’s been a long time since I conversed in Japanese.
Whether you are in England, Spain, Japan, rockin’ out in Mongolia, or in the Fiji Islands for that matter, there are only 2 sexes, though.
Moron (sort of) here as well but after a post on the gun thread last night…sheesh. Content good, I always read that. The comment section annoying. Not so much.
[Raises hand]
Hello, I’m Uma Thurmond’s Feet, and I’m a Moron.
“Hello, Moron.”
There seems to be no bottom to how low the Left will go.
There seems to be no bottom to how low the Left will go.
Bah. The kid is better of going somewhere else anyway. Consider it a blessing. Harvard is just another clown college anymore.
Feel good story.
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/06/17/us/11-year-old-boy-machete-invasion/index.html
Bah. The kid is better of going somewhere else anyway. Consider it a blessing. Harvard is just another clown college anymore.
True, the whole thing is made more ridiculous because they accepted the other Parkland kid Hogg who never met a camera or microphone he didn’t like, but who got rejected by cow colleges to which he applied because of his SATs which were slightly above those of a rock.
Hogg, however, is politically reliable and not subject to ungood wrongthink.
“Jos Charles rearranges the alphabet to survive its ferocity against their body.”
Please file under “Pretentious Wankery” and update accordingly.
Harvard is just another clown college anymore.

Fact Check: True.
Abolish the White Race:
https://harvardmagazine.com/2002/09/abolish-the-white-race.html
feeld is a rare find that will be felt and studied for a long while. To reimagine a language of one’s age is perhaps poetry’s essential task
It’s somewhat depressing to see once again that what the editors and prize givers mostly recognise nowadays is either a) an unrecognisable post-post-post-modernist collage of verbal matter b) identity politics by other means. Depressing – and infuriating, because I know that what audiences and readers mostly go for is wholly different.
Hey…where did all the comments go?
1:06 GMT?
Never mind. Must be a Safari issue. Odd.
Must be a Safari issue.
Safari – you might have forgotten to turn the big arrow to the comment picture before pulling the string…
“What drew outrage…was that the article was published in Teen Vogue, a magazine targeted toward 13-year-old girls”
https://thefederalist.com/2019/06/17/teen-vogue-encourages-children-explore-prostitution-career/
Always respect the media, as our host would say.
“Oberlin administrators sought to negotiate special treatment for shoplifting students”
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/333592/
$33 million doesn’t sound enough.
$33 million doesn’t sound enough.
You have to marvel at Oberlin’s ingrained moral squalor – the ripened fruit of all that leftist posturing. Such that students were encouraged by staff to side with shoplifters – people stealing for fun, as entertainment – and to actively destroy the livelihood of a baker who would rather not be preyed upon by thieves. The expectation of lawfulness, of common civility, being deemed grounds for lies, harassment and ruin. An endeavour that Oberlin’s administrators were happy to enable.
Reducing the place to rubble and then building something useful, like a car park or a golf course, doesn’t seem out of the question.
How about a large bakery?
And that’s exactly why they accepted him. He’s the perfect unsmiling face of future fascism.
Reducing the place to rubble and then building something useful…
It’s not the buildings that are the problem.
Legal Insurrection has a Thread on the whole
sorryenraging episode.Legal Insurrection has a thread on the whole
sorryenraging episode.And remember, Oberlin is the Clown Quarter writ large. It’s a leftist fiefdom, where leftist psychology and woke psychodramas are normative, institutional. And behold the results.
And behold the results.
The problem is that the instigators and organisers of this nonsense never seem to pay a price. The massive damages imposed will not impact them at all; you can guarantee that if Oberlin has to make cut backs it won’t be the ‘Grievance Studies’ departments that feel the pinch.
Your comedy, does not conform to the five year plan, товарищ.
“Sensitive comedy” – The Amazing Kriswell predicts a slump in ITVs ratings.
*(File under “Things You Can’t Make Up”)
Harvard material for sure.
The result of Common Core biology curriculum.
We’ve been a little low on Art lately.
Right, I’m off to attend a funeral. On the upside, I look pretty good in this suit.
Play nicely. Or ponder life’s existential predicament, whichever.
Your comedy, does not conform to the five year plan, товарищ.
Hahahahaha! Sorry, is that not a joke?
Yeah, but which ones are the funniest? When you’re paying for a product that should make people laugh I imagine that would be the defining criterium, is it funny? The genitals of the degenerate(s)* who wrote it shouldn’t even enter into the equation.
*They’re comedians, you know they’ve got to be slightly ‘off’ or they’d be doing something else with their lives.
Triggered by history.
He is literally shaking over a Civil War Reenactment…
… oh noes, not the sight of a flag – in Illinois, at the site of a POW camp for Confederates.
So what you are saying is that the black soldiers were shooting each other ? Those who do not study history are doomed to be idiots.
Re: Sensitive Comedy, this seems apposite (apologies in advance for any triggering that may occur, also for the size of the image).

“Nobody is laughing now.”
Heh.
Condolences, David.
Poe’s law and all that…
https://leiterreports.typepad.com/blog/2019/06/philosophical-discussion-of-trans-identity-a-guide-for-the-perplexed.html
Couple of quotes:
“Hopefully you agree that one should not question whether people can identify their own genders. It is just an indisputable fact after all. And hopefully you are also thinking that it is wrong to question how we came to KNOW that people can identify their own genders.”
“For that matter, please do not informally question the source of our knowledge that people can identify their own genders…It is a fact that people can identify their own genders, and it is not to be interrogated, or discussed, and the source of such knowledge is not to be queried, challenged, or in any way shape or form investigated or discussed as an act of pedagogy or as a matter of curiosity amongst philosophical peers.”
That Schumer thing is actually an old Bob Monkhouse joke. The difference between now and then is that Monkhouse told it against himself.
Meanwhile, in The Great White North, first we find that there is a surge in racism and white supremacy among (wait for it)… Chinese Canadians.
Next, we have a carefully reasoned debate about etymology.
Wypipo, amirite ?
Does anyone even have negative prejudices against Eskimos? If anything Native American’s are seen as badasses in Western lore, with Eskimos just seen as those poor cold bastards who live in ice huts. Maybe someone from America’s Hat can chime in with the many (tens?) of Eskimo racial jokes so I can properly oppress them.
…Eskimo racial jokes so I can properly oppress them.
Well, I am far from America’s Hat, but here are the only two I know:
1) Outside a church in Nome I saw an Eskimo wearing a wedding dress crying, I asked her what was the trouble was, she said the groom got cold feet.
2) An Eskimo took his snowmobile to a mechanic because it wasn’t running right and leaking oil. The mechanic said, “Looks like you blew a seal”, Eskimo says, “Leave my personal life out of it, can you fix the damn snowmobile ?”
“Looks like you blew a seal”
I’ve heard a fishy variant on that one:-D.
“They eat whale-fat and blubber.”
“If you had to eat whale-fat you’d blubber too.”
😄. I gotta put some ethnic jokes in my ms. They’re made-up ethnicities, but somebody will probably manage to be offended anyway, at which point I can say “My work here is done” and crack open a Coke Zero and have a chickpea.
The one that ends with “now where’s that eskimo woman you wanted me to fight”
Actually, that one is pretty racist. Never mind.
I gotta put some ethnic jokes in my ms.
Here you go, covers nigh everyone.
I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip the veal and try the waitresses.
Farnsworth, you forgot the hobbit, the Ent, and the orc. 😄
Farnsworth, you forgot the hobbit, the Ent, and the orc
Well, I never cared for the show, so it is out of hobbit I left out Mork, but I am not sure what the Ear Nose and Throat docs are a race.
P.S. My aunt’s a Thai, and she’s getting darn tired of having to drop what she’s doing, run down the street, and get people admitted to that stupid restaurant!
How do you compliment an eskimo woman at the bar in Nome???
Nice tooth!
https://www.behindthename.com/namedays/