Her Unspeakable Woes (2)
Struggling with unfamiliar pronunciation is a “racist practice,” apparently.
Please update your files and lifestyles accordingly.
Listening to the broadcast, the dogmatic vanities are hard to miss, and the ladies appear oblivious to how they might seem. At least beyond the circle of the severely educated.
It’s also interesting how the grievances of the recreationally indignant – these self-regarding young women who wear victimhood like jewellery and complain about the emotional travails of ordering coffee – so often read as an assertion of class status. As if a modestly-paid coffee-shop worker, with whom they interact for a few seconds, and whose own name they don’t share, or presumably recall, should somehow automatically divine the unobvious pronunciation of an unfamiliar name, and then remember it, forever, despite interacting with hundreds of people every day, and having a life and priorities of their own.
We’ve been here before, of course.
Update, via the comments:
While invoking Alex Haley’s slavery novel Roots as a guide to their own suffering, the ladies insist that, if you aren’t instantly sure how to pronounce Ms Ali’s Somalian first name, or Ms Roy’s Indian first name, then you’re a “vehicle of racism” and are “damaging” their “self-worth and sense of confidence,” and should, one assumes, prostrate yourself at the nearest Temple of Woke Sorrows. Given this kabuki of the implausibly downtrodden, it occurs to me that the charming lady who runs the local Chinese takeaway, and for whom English is at best a second language, has struggled to pronounce my surname for close to two decades. Presumably, I should storm in there one evening and publicly berate her for oppressing me and invalidating my personhood. Delicate flower that I am.
In the comments, Daniel Ream notes,
Teenagers gonna teenage, but for some reason we’ve decided to grant ignorant adolescents whose brains haven’t fully formed yet bizarrely elevated status and moral authority.
Readers may wish to ponder why it is that modern leftism dovetails so neatly with the psychological shortcomings of adolescents.
nicely cleaned skin, patted dry and lightly rubbed with shortening or butter.
Yes, cleaned and patted dry. Not tried shortening, but I can see the point. Hereabouts, we opt for a prolonged and vigorous fondling with butter-smeared hands.
Unusual names are going to get mispronounced. Get over it.
Not only that, but phonemes like ‘glottal stop’ or ‘long alveolar click !:’ can be pretty hard.
Related.
Warming up soup when I don’t want to dirty a bowl *and* a saucepan.
What Dark Age savagery is this?
Ehn, kitchen with the lights off. Illumination is what the light inside the oven is for,
My first name is very much in the news (bribe scandals and racial discrimination against Asian applicants) and is arguably a very well known name of a college. But as a person’s first name? I’ve noted over the years that people will apparently not associate it with a real persons name and simply hear and assign a close enough “standard” name: Hayward, Howard, Harold, Halpern, etc. But I’ve never keelhauled a barista for f’n up my common but odd name. How petty do you have to be?
In fact, any name of any foreign language will be much mispronounced by anyone non-native.
There was a user on a forum I was on who insisted on “correctly” spelling Colonel Gadaffi’s name. His spelling started with a “Q” instead of a “G”, and a lot of the letters had diacritic marks on them. The guy was no linguist, and it would have been pedantic to explain to him that (1) it’s a transliteration not a spelling, (2) the diacritic marks are required to express sound distinctions that English speakers like you and me don’t have in their phonetic repertoire, and (3) Arabic is oftn wrttn wtht vwls, so no need for you to go to so much trouble. But obviously he’s not asserting a principle of linguistic precision, he’s signalling his openness to a culture that the rest of us xenophobes give such little consideration to.
On the other hand, I find it annoyingly pretentious when American newscasters drop into faux Mexican accents to pronounce Hispanic names – people or places.
And this is only done with Hispanic names, not with names from older layers of immigration. German names in the United States are absorbed into English language conventions, so much for white Aryan supremacy. And Italian names like Moretti are pronounced without the speakers stressing the penultimate syllable, giving each “t” its own syllable, or flicking their fingers in authentic Italian style.
I wonder if it’s a way for upper middle class Americans to boast that they have servants. It would of course be low class to just bring it up that you have servants. Classy people just imply that they’re enlightened employers who can condescend, in the historical sense, to the help.
What’s with this ‘everyone must pretend not to notice foreign people are indeed foreign’ thing? It gets classified as some insidious forms of micro aggression.
One of the things I enjoyed about the Captain Sum Ting Wong hoax was that the newslady was spending so much mental energy pretending to pronounce the Chinese names right (or deferentially at least) that she didn’t apply the slightest journalistic skepticism to obviously fake names. Everyday racists like me noticed the fake names immediately, because we aren’t ashamed of the fact that foreign phonetics are outside our competence, and we don’t suppress our giggles when foreign names have funny or obscene connotations in English. And of course, the news channel in its non-apology apologies did accuse the hoaxer among other things of racism.
“glottal stop“
Band name?
There was a user on a forum I was on who insisted on “correctly” spelling Colonel Gadaffi’s name.
As I remember it, there was an outbreak of alternative spellings around 2011, with the usual suspects trying to out do each other with authenticity and accuracy.
The Irish Times aka the Craggy Island Guardian was, inevitably, one of the parties.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/gadafy-gaddafi-or-kadafi-a-matter-of-style-1.579659
Yes, cleaned and patted dry. Not tried shortening, but I can see the point. Hereabouts, we opt for a prolonged and vigorous fondling with butter-smeared hands.
Delia Smith rewrites Molly Bloom’s soliloquy
It’s insubordinate and churlish.
scored with a fork, skewered with a knife, sprinkled with coarse sea salt, and thoroughly fondled with buttery hands. Marmite is optional.
Are we still talking about potatoes?
What Dark Age savagery is this?
Band name.
It’s insubordinate and churlish.
Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele
Why do the potato skins have to be crispy? Are they normally eaten in Britain?
Now I want a baked potato and we are all out of taters. I. Just. Can’t. Even.
https://everydayfeminism.com/2016/10/feminist-woman-on-a-first-date/
And what does he do with the baked potato skin?
I could not find anything on what a feminist woman should do on a second date. Pogonip is puzzled.
Why do the potato skins have to be crispy?
When they are, they are the best part of the potato … which is why I don’t like them microwaved and I’m suspicious of taters cooked in foil.
what a feminist woman should do on a second date.
Once they mention “intersectionality” on the first, there is never a second.
scored with a fork, skewered with a knife, sprinkled with coarse sea salt, and thoroughly fondled with buttery hands. Marmite is optional.
Are we still talking about potatoes?
Not necessarily.
I could not find anything on what a feminist woman should do on a second date. Pogonip is puzzled.
And sometimes they antagonize people who might otherwise help them when they need help. Funny, that.
The easiest problem in the world to avoid:

https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/06/tattoos-are-not-invitations/
Don’t get tattoos if you don’t want people looking at them, you freaking moron!
Although reading the article makes me suspect that she got the tattoos precisely so she’d have more opportunities to scold people.
*chortle* If a guy asked ME about “intersectionalism,” I’d probably air my belief that the 5 Points intersection (a 5-way) is way too dangerous, and he’d probably agree.
To extra-ensure – nicely cleaned skin, patted dry and lightly rubbed with shortening or butter.
Don’t wet the skin, clean with a brush, rub generously with olive oil sprinkle liberally with Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt, no need to poke holes in it. Cook on a Weber gas grill centre burner turned to minimum, outside burners to medium high (inside grill temperature should be around 400 F) turn taters after 30 minutes cook for an additional 30 minutes. Perfect potato every time. Crisp skin wonderful texture inside, served with your favourite toppings–mine are sour cream, chives, old cheddar and freshly cracked pepper. For an added treat if you have a smoker box on your grill fill it with soaked cherry or apple wood chips. The smoke from the fruit wood adds an extra bit umami flavour.
You’re right Darlene, the best part is the skin!
Did someone say intersectionalism? Excuse enough for me to post this lovely old WB cartoon about the history of the automobile, from horse-drawn buggies (without horses) to cloverleaf intersections.
I’d been searching for it for years and finally stumbled upon comments in some random internet forum with its name recently.
And another: “Here is a baby locked in a safe.”
if you have a smoker box on your grill fill it with soaked cherry or apple wood chips. The smoke from the fruit wood adds an extra bit of umami flavour.
I should have started a blog about baked potatoes.
Everyday Feminism would just scold you about them.
@Steve E
“…no need to poke holes in it.”
My Mum always told me to poke holes in mine – but as with so much else I didn’t believe her. Then one day I had one explode in the oven. Worst. Mess. Ever. Easier to throw the oven away and start again.
Mum knows, you know?
And yes, I’m still talking about potatoes.
A colleague told me about seeing this name on a class roster: L-A.
When the young woman signed into class he asked how she pronounced her name.
“It’s pronounced just like it’s written.” she answered.
“So, that would be “El Ay”, right?” he asked.
“No! That’s not how it is written. It’s “El Dash Ah””
Everyday Feminism would just scold you about them.

Speaking of Everyday Feminism, I found this via Melissa Fabello’s Twitter feed:
When you really want a makeover to look more attractive – but, being woke, you can’t acknowledge that some people are more attractive than others.
My grandson’s mother, who is Japanese, named her new daughter Saorise*. A lifetime of hilarity and indignation will follow. They may call her “Betty”.
* her new husband is of Irish descent.
May Saorise-chan have a long, happy life and not be embittered by constantly hearing “How do you spell that?”
In my whole life, no-one outside of my family has ever pronounced my surname correctly. Perhaps I should sue for reparations?
Sort-of-related:
Theodore Dalrymple once said that, although it was a fashionable idea that criminals suffered from low self esteem, in his experience as a prison psychiatrist the exact opposite was true.
How do you pronounce, ‘Dalrymple’, anyway? Does he berate people who don’t get it right?
Claire Berlinski visits “the Fête de l’Humanité in Paris, a Marxist jamboree.” There are so many delightfully droll lines to savor.
Theodore Dalrymple once said that, although it was a fashionable idea that criminals suffered from low self esteem, in his experience as a prison psychiatrist the exact opposite was true.
Thank you for posting that. Very apt…and illustrative of why the left dislikes him.
@Damian:
How do you pronounce, ‘Dalrymple’, anyway?
As it’s spelled bigot!
@pst314:
…and illustrative of why the left dislikes him.
People who speak from years of experience do tend to contradict leftist theories.
There was a user on a forum I was on who insisted on “correctly” spelling Colonel Gadaffi’s name. His spelling started with a “Q” instead of a “G”, and a lot of the letters had diacritic marks on them.
The funny thing is that an American news magazine — Time or Newsweek — finally ASKED HIM back in the 1990s. He spelled it “Gadhafi.”
is it possible to make a makeover show that didn’t uphold systems of oppression/beauty standards?
Does not compute.
Does not compute.
It’s a head-scratcher, certainly – a makeover show that makes no concessions to expectations of attractiveness. It’s also the problem of being woke. It leads to unrealism and contradiction, endless pretending, and therefore stress and resentment.
Didn’t the first batch of weirdly spelt American names come from Ellis island where illiterate Europeans with weirdly spelt names were registered by barely literate immigration officials, so the spelling was somewhat random?
Didn’t the first batch of weirdly spelt American names come from Ellis island where illiterate Europeans with weirdly spelt names were registered by barely literate immigration officials, so the spelling was somewhat random?
Yes, and as part of our non-Hibernian clan can attest, they were completely baffled by Cyrillic which resulted in a name that came to be pronounced as if the Cyrillic letters were pronounced the same as English ones they looked like.
the ladies are entertained by having a sense of power over coffee shop employees and laugh at the fact that they’re “never gonna see this barista again.”
Satan ought to open a new circle of hell for coffee shop customers who abuse baristas. These ladies should spend eternity boiling in a lake of Sumatran dark roast, fighting to stay afloat next to people whose orders cannot be articulated in fewer than two dozen words.
Satan ought to open a new circle of hell for coffee shop customers who abuse baristas.
It’s a cliché, but true, that you can tell a lot about someone by their attitude towards service staff.
http://www.unz.com/isteve/fight-racism-by-paying-attention-to-me/#comments
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From Pogonip: https://everydayfeminism.com/2015/06/tattoos-are-not-invitations/
– I looked – couldn’t help myself; to quote Peter Puppy, “It’s too… HORRIBLE… and yet I stare, perversely fascinated.” What I particularly enjoyed though, was an ad on the same page: “Everyday Feminism Needs Your Help!”
– Funny that…
Satan ought to open a new circle of hell for coffee shop customers who abuse baristas. These ladies should spend eternity boiling in a lake of Sumatran dark roast…
Did you ever read Niven and Pournelle’s Inferno, which is Dante’s Inferno populated with 19th and 20th Century people…and thus with modernized punishments?
As for as the “My Tattoos aren’t for you – They’re for me” from Everydayfeminism, can I assume this principle will also apply when I wear my MAGA hat? Asking for a friend.
Darleen
After yesterday’s discussions about mis-spelling and/or mis-pronouncing names, I do hope that you’re considering some sort of action against Steve E for his post [March 26, 2019 at 03:46], because he must be a racist because he spelled your name wrong! Oh, hang on, perhaps the two of you are the same race! In which case, he must be sexist; or, or, or SOMETHINGist! Does it matter what sort of -ist he is, so long as he can be condemned?
(Then he breaks into a cold sweat, as he suddenly thinks to himself – HE? Oh no, I’ve assumed that Steve E is male! Oh God, have I damned myself?)
The Correction Booth is down the hall, second on the left.
No! Not going! Scared…
Baked potatoes in butter, huh? Must try that. Traditionally it’s been olive oil here.