One More Before The Holidays
An open thread, that is. Now share links and bicker ye. I have things to do. I will, however, set the ball rolling with, via Damian, a polite notice of note, and some festive bathroom scenes.
If the cravings are too much, you can always poke through the reheated series and greatest hits.
some festive bathroom scenes.
That’s what I look for in a woman.
“Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent beard shavings to Azealia Banks so she could make an amulet to protect him from ISIS”
https://twitter.com/NME/status/1074952674758537216
I am not sure why she is upset, though, what with all the privilege she’ll get with that certificate.
#WokeJoke
I am not sure why she is upset, though, what with all the privilege she’ll get with that certificate.
Impurity detected, weeping ensues.
Impurity detected, weeping ensues.
So much for things being “socially constructed…”
Bargain.
https://twitter.com/DamCou/status/1074973639777443840
This.
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1074993325256650754
Pertinent to a discussion we had on these pages some threads back, specifically with respect to the reverence showed to public safety institutions, a reverence which might not be necessarily deserved. At the time, I noted the lack of legal liability for even a willful failure to safeguard the public. Stated differently, there is no legal duty for taxpayer-funded public safety institutions to actually keep the public safe. (N.B. I say “institutions.” There is no doubt that individual first responders have been and will be heroes. Their individual heroism is more profound given their insulation from legal liability if they fail to perform.)
This.
Heh. I see Zoe imagines that children are somehow unselfish, which I suspect will be news to many parents, and says that she and her six-year-old son are “aligned” politically. She then cites her son’s belief that houses and food shouldn’t cost money. “This way of thinking would have been quite useful,” she says.
In utterly unrelated news, the Guardian hasn’t made a profit in about twenty years.
This.
With respect to Orwell, it’s not that children share adults’ political views. The problem is that adults admire the political views of children.
O/T, (probably more suitable for Friday Ephemera) but this is too good not to share. Over engineered glitter bomb anti-theft package of note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=498&v=xoxhDk-hwuo
Sorry, that link starts in the middle. This link starts at the beginning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo
says that she and her six-year-old son are “aligned” politically.
Six year olds don’t understand economics. And Zoe writes for the Guardian.
Bargain.
Depends on the wife, I should think.
Sorry, that link starts in the middle.
Come on, Nemo. Get it together.
I am not sure why she is upset, though, what with all the privilege she’ll get with that certificate.
She’ll probably start voting for Trump.
Every year the poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772-1834) sent out his famous home-made Christmas cards, and every year his friends wished that he wouldn’t.

I am not sure why she is upset, though, what with all the privilege she’ll get with that certificate.

She’ll probably start voting for Trump.
And discover a long-hidden love for ice hockey.
Or Dressage
She then cites her son’s belief that houses and food shouldn’t cost money. “This way of thinking would have been quite useful,” she says.
I believe that human beings should be able to soar like birds, and that I should be an astronaut. Belief is cheap*. Houses and food, on the other hand, require effort and materials to be expended in their production. They are expensive.
How does someone who can’t think get a well-paid job writing think-pieces?
*Usually. Try believing that Jesus Christ died for our sins in Saudi Arabia or Pakistan. That could cost you more than a house.
Good news, everyone ! He is risen !
Godfrey Elfwick is back among the living here tackling the thorny problem of comedy.
she and her six-year-old son are “aligned” politically. She then cites her son’s belief that houses and food shouldn’t cost money. “This way of thinking would have been quite useful,” she says.
I recall an article some years back about one of the many side effects of rampant single motherhood: single mothers treating their young children like adult friends rather than children in an already unstable home environment. The example given, allegedly a true story, was a mother having a serious conversation with her 6 and 4 year old about a downturn in mommy’s income affecting the household budgets for various things.
Although that article focused mostly on the impact on the children of having very adult concerns thrust on them by a parent seeking support and approval, articles like this one make me think there’s a two-way process going on, in which single mothers who have projected their need for social support onto their children start affording those children the respect and consideration one normally extends to adult companions.
She’s in the US, no? So the one drop rule applies.
Tiger Woods is black, not Asian. Obama is black, not white. The other drops simply do not count.
Six year olds don’t understand economics. And Zoe writes for the Guardian.
That’s quite all right, neither to Guardian readers.
By channeling a six year old, she’s just showing that she knows her target demographic.
The difference is that in 4-5 years, the six year old may learn something about the world, and update his/her worldview.
Next up in the Guardian: “My cat is a socialist and that’s a good thing.
Wait, ‘before the holidays’..? They’ve already started! *uncaps whisky*
…there is no legal duty for taxpayer-funded public safety institutions to actually keep the public safe. (N.B. I say “institutions.” There is no doubt that individual first responders have been and will be heroes. Their individual heroism is more profound given their insulation from legal liability if they fail to perform.)
The increasingly common HEE-rows trope for the special class delivered to public servants tends to run afoul of the evident fact that would-be public servants with integrity may just refuse to serve Orwellian institutions.
Is it realistic to assert character only inside such a system?
Lefties are so sweet the way they believe children share their own socialist beliefs and don’t say any of this shit for adult approval.
Lefties are so sweet the way they believe children share their own socialist beliefs…
They certainly share their bloodlust.
They’ve already started! *uncaps whisky*
Someone escort Ms M to the sobering centrifuge. 30 minutes should do it.
Captain Nemo, that was SHWEEEEEET!!!! Wife was wondering why they pixelated the faces. Heh. Because they had to, of course, of course, of course. It would be wrong, wrong, wrong to show them. Of course, of course, of course.
The festive bathroom scenes reminded me of the story of a journalist conferring with an editor as to how to get a toilet seat (which he needed at his house) out of the building without others noticing. Quoth the editor: “Put it over your head and say you’re going to a fancy dress party.”
Not a parody account.
“My cat is a socialist and that’s a good thing.”
“From those that have cat food and petting to those that need cat food and petting”
James David Banker on Mao’s children of the revolution:
Then, quite quickly, the horror-show unfolded.
Home-made arcade game.
Home-made arcade game.
That wouldn’t get maddening at all.
Dinosaur death-match.
Dinosaur death-match.
Sort of explains the extinction, really.
And finally, a spelling mistake of note.
Then, quite quickly, the horror-show unfolded.
Sheds new light on the recent think-pieces about giving younger people the right to vote, doesn’t it?
Sheds new light on the recent think-pieces about giving younger people the right to vote, doesn’t it?
It does, I think, have a contemporary resonance.
It does, I think, have a contemporary resonance.
See, e.g. Lococoti’s “not a parody” link above.
Poor Nia! I can’t imagine anything worse than finding out that you have European DNA.
Hey, wait a minute! Wasn’t DNA discovered by a couple of white guys? So, it figures that the DNA system has been devised to privilege whiteness and oppress POC.
Throw out that DNA “test”! It is just one more way for the Man to control you and mess with your mind.
I did not know that dinosaurs could laugh. Those two are definitely laughing.
Died of laughter, most likely
https://quillette.com/2018/12/18/confessions-of-a-soulless-troglodyte-how-my-brooklyn-literary-friendships-fell-apart-in-the-age-of-trump/
Rtwt. Another self-rescue describes the swamp he escaped.
Then, quite quickly, the horror-show unfolded.
As I said upthread, “They certainly share their bloodlust.”
A world without consequences will be ruled by the sadists among us.
Re the Quillette article: “Jamie’s wife put her own ambitions on hold blah blah blah blah…”. So he could write while she took care of the baby.
Have none of these people ever heard of divvying up the work? “He’s asleep! Quick! I’ll clean the bathroom, you work on your book!” Then the next time, they swap. Even the fussiest baby does not cry 24/7 (I know, I had him). You work together, around the baby. The people in articles like this never sound like human beings in a family. They sound like billiard balls, rolling blindly around on a table, occasionally caroming off one another. What kind of childhood turns human beings into billiard balls?
Hey David,
What’s this December’s strange kitchen object? I’m still waiting for the flamethrower to get used. Now that I think about it, no one has submitted a small appliance report in months. We still have Advanced Toast Technology, thank God.
What kind of childhood turns human beings into billiard balls?
Helicopter parents who then send their lambs off to be educated by the public school system on how to be human, with, umm… mixed results.
Helicopter parents who then send their lambs off…
Then there’s children of helicopter parents who are now parents themselves who haven’t seemed to master the most basic of skills.
I was at my town’s Christmas parade a few weekends back and witnessed first hand a twenty-something father with his four-year-old son attempt to take the wrappers off of candy canes and lollipops. It became obvious that the young father, having been raised by helicopter parents, had never had to remove a candy wrapper for himself. It was repeated by the father’s friend–also a twenty-something father of a four year old–who demonstrated the same ineptitude.
The unlearning is progressing at a rapid rate.