Friday Ephemera
The freshness is sealed in. (h/t, Julia) || Newcastle scenes. || Giant robot Pikachu rampage. (h/t, Damian) || Robotic sand flea. || Just another day at the salon. || Light vortex. || Venn diagram of note. || The Sounds of His Coming and other album covers. || Assassin’s cabinet, 1682. || Hail versus sunroof. || Headline of note. || Something error happen. || An encyclopaedia of science fiction. || Simple pleasures. || Unspoken rules, spoken. || Enriched. || Berezka redux. || Our betters in the respectable mainstream media. || The understated gaming throne you’ve always wanted. || Ah, my little dumpling sweetykins. || You want one and you know it. || And finally, as excuses go, it’s not the worst I’ve heard.
“You want one and you know it.”
Damn you!
“Enriched”
“58% of men convicted in Sweden of rape & attempted rape over the past 5 years were born abroad, according to data from Swedish media outlet @SVT. In cases of rape where the victim was randomly attacked, the figure rises to 85%.”
I’ll bet that becomes near 100% when you count offspring of immigrants.
David, what are you doing up? Isn’t it oh dark thirty in England?
He can schedule the posts in advance.
I knew there was chicanery afoot.
“Giant robot Pikachu rampage.”
Perm any two of four for both band name and album title.
“The Sounds of His Coming and other album covers.”
Gotta say, unlike most of these internet “worst ever” lists, those genuinely are bloody awful.
“Something error happen.”
It could be worse. Spare a thought for her brother Dick.
Growing up, we had some family friends by the name of Diaper. Oh, the fun they had when they visited America.
“The understated gaming throne you’ve always wanted.”
It’s like you’re reading my mind.
Something error happen
Half hour on that. Simply couldn’t help my sixth grade self.
For those interested – Douglas Murray speaking at a Norwegian conference a few days ago. Intro in Foreign, Murray starts a longish hour in;
https://www.document.no/2018/08/30/foredrag-med-douglas-murray/
-S, speaker-of-Foreign.
Something error happen
Oh lord that was fun …
(I’ve gotten comments on my last name and a couple of “for real”, but never a ban)
Our betters in the respectable mainstream media.
“Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization.”
Er wut?
Morning, all.
Douglas Murray speaking at a Norwegian conference a few days ago.
Like many of Mr Murray’s other speeches, this is worth the time. It’s also worth noting just how often Mr Murray, a careful thinker by any measure, is denounced by the left as beneath debate, as someone whose questions need not be addressed.
Douglas Murray speaking at a Norwegian conference a few days ago.
Not entirely unrelated.
Douglas Murray speaking at a Norwegian conference a few days ago.
We’ll give that one a thread of its own, I think.
The understated gaming throne you’ve always wanted.
It’s made by Acer. There’s a non-zero chance it will randomly fold in half and crush you to death.
It’s made by Acer. There’s a non-zero chance it will randomly fold in half and crush you to death.
Yes, but you’ll look hardcore while being crushed.
Our betters in the respectable mainstream media.
You missed one.
https://twitter.com/obnoxiotheclown/status/1035255906777358338
You missed one.
Some levels of idiocy are difficult to process.
Well that didn’t go exactly according to plan.
Diversity !
Diversity !
I was going to say that I can see at least two men in that photo, if I’m being charitable, but that would be presumptuous of me.
I’ll see myself out…
I’ll see myself out…
By now there must be an enormous pile of coats in the gutter outside. Doused in petrol. And on fire.
Diversity!
Blue hair, don’t go there.
Not entirely unrelated.
As I said in the previous thread regarding Australia’s own studiously deaf, dumb, and blind: culturally lobotomized, morally castrated.
Our betters in the respectable mainstream media.
Another one.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306304/
And in evil paraglider news.
I don’t remember this one being among Enid Blyton’s books:
https://twitter.com/danhett/status/1035478817035497473
I’m trying to get into the mind of someone who “needs feminism because 90% of CEOs are men”. Is she an aspiring CEO who believes there is an unbreakable cabal of male CEOs who just can’t stand an uppity broad crashing their party? I guess these types have never actually hung around executives and therefore don’t understand that most of them are the biggest feminist pushovers one could imagine.
Is she an aspiring CEO who believes there is an unbreakable cabal of male CEOs who just can’t stand an uppity broad crashing their party?
She might, California (of course) apparently does.
Once again I seem to recall a name an Italian dude came up with for a scheme where government dictated how business ran.
Our betters in the respectable mainstream media.
Another one.
Well, except for that whole part about pregnancy resulting in two (or more) people, and the sex of neither the party of the first part nor second part not changing, I guess it does, but wait ! That’s not all !
It gets, stranger. Apparently the writer is a guy who thinks he wants to be a gal.
If it is a put on, it is brilliant, if not, a locked ward is calling. RTWT.
Lego build of note:
https://twitter.com/LEGO_Group/status/1035097798075506688
If it is a put on, it is brilliant
What’s Godfrey Elfwick up to these days?
“Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization.”
LOL
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1034771550094802944
LOL
“Jeffrey Toobin. Staff writer for The New Yorker, Senior Legal Analyst for CNN.”
Our betters.
“California could soon become the first state in the nation to require public companies based within the state to have at least one woman on their boards.”
“Good afternoon, I’m from the California Inspectorate of Tokenism. It would appear that none of you is a woman. This is a grave offense, you know.”
“Sure, we know. That’s why we have women on the board.”
“Well, gentlemen, I don’t see any…”
“Sexist pig! Gentlemen! We’re all women. Ain’t we, boys? Er, girls?”
[Murmurs of, “Oh, sure,” “You bet,” “I’m wunna them les-beens,” etc.]
“I’m not sure that…”
“Get outta here, ya hater!”
I don’t think they’ve thought this through.
“And in evil paraglider news.”
In Bexhill, eh? Makes a change from flinging batter puddings at people, I suppose.
As predictable as the sunrise.
Actually, the second one from the right didn’t look that bad.
Thread.
Florida man arrested for wet willy
I recommend adding “Florida Man” and “Wet Willy” to the band name list . . . .
“The Sound Of His Coming”
Look at the smirk on the second woman in. She knows not only the double entendre, but the sound of his coming too.