Work Those Hips
Attention, puny humans. The dancefloor is mine:
If anyone finds that arousing, I’m reaching for the water spray. Via Rafi.
Related Posts
Blog Preservation Fund
Recent Comments
SEARCH
Archives
Interesting Sites
Categories
- Academia
- Agonies of the Left
- AI
- And Then It Caught Fire
- Anthropology
- Architecture
- Armed Forces
- Arse-Chafing Tedium
- Art
- Auto-Erotic Radicalism
- Basking
- Bees
- Behold My Massive Breasts
- Behold My Massive Lobes
- Beware the Brown Rain
- Big Hooped Earrings
- Bionic Lingerie
- Blogs
- Books
- Bra Drama
- Bra Hygiene
- Cannabis
- Classic Sentences
- Collective Toilet Management
- Comics
- Culture
- Current Affairs
- Dating Decisions
- Dental Hygiene's Racial Subtext
- Department of Irony
- Dickensian Woes
- Did You Not See My Earrings?
- Emotional Support Guinea Pigs
- Emotional Support Water Bottles
- Engineering
- Ephemera
- Erotic Pottery
- Farmyard Erotica
- Feats
- Feminist Comedy
- Feminist Dating
- Feminist Fun Times
- Feminist Poetry Slam
- Feminist Pornography
- Feminist Snow Ploughing
- Feminist Witchcraft
- Film
- Food and Drink
- Free-For-All
- Games
- Gardening's Racial Subtext
- Gentrification
- Giant Vaginas
- Great Hustles of Our Time
- Greatest Hits
- Hair
- His Pretty Nails
- History
- Housekeeping
- Hubris Meets Nemesis
- Ideas
- If You Build It
- Imagination Must Be Punished
- Inadequate Towels
- Indignant Replies
- Interviews
- Intimate Waxing
- Juxtapositions
- Media
- Mischief
- Modern Savagery
- Music
- Niche Pornography
- Not Often Seen
- Oppressive Towels
- Parenting
- Policing
- Political Nipples
- Politics
- Postmodernism
- Pregnancy
- Presidential Genitals
- Problematic Acceptance
- Problematic Baby Bouncing
- Problematic Bookshelves
- Problematic Bra Marketing
- Problematic Checkout Assistants
- Problematic Civility
- Problematic Cleaning
- Problematic Competence
- Problematic Crosswords
- Problematic Cycling
- Problematic Fairness
- Problematic Fitness
- Problematic Furniture
- Problematic Height
- Problematic Monkeys
- Problematic Motion
- Problematic Neighbourliness
- Problematic Ownership
- Problematic Parties
- Problematic Pasta
- Problematic Plumbers
- Problematic Punctuality
- Problematic Questions
- Problematic Reproduction
- Problematic Taxidermy
- Problematic Toilets
- Problematic Walking
- Problematic Wedding Photos
- Pronouns Or Else
- Psychodrama
- Radical Bowel Movements
- Radical Bra Abandonment
- Radical Ceramics
- Radical Dirt Relocation
- Reheated
- Religion
- Reversed GIFs
- Science
- Shakedowns
- Some Fraction Of A Sausage
- Sports
- Stalking Mishaps
- Student Narcolepsy
- Suburban Polygamist Ninjas
- Suburbia
- Technology
- Television
- The Deep Wisdom of Celebrities
- The Genitals Of Tomorrow
- The Gods, They Mock Us
- The Great Outdoors
- The Politics of Buttocks
- The Thrill Of Endless Noise
- The Thrill of Friction
- The Thrill of Garbage
- The Thrill Of Glitter
- The Thrill of Hand Dryers
- The Thrill of Medicine
- The Thrill Of Powdered Cheese
- The Thrill Of Seating
- The Thrill Of Shopping
- The Thrill Of Toes
- The Thrill Of Unemployment
- The Thrill of Wind
- The Thrill Of Woke Retailing
- The Thrill Of Women's Shoes
- The Thrill of Yarn
- The Year That Was
- Those Lying Bastards
- Those Poor Darling Armed Robbers
- Those Poor Darling Burglars
- Those Poor Darling Carjackers
- Those Poor Darling Fare Dodgers
- Those Poor Darling Looters
- Those Poor Darling Muggers
- Those Poor Darling Paedophiles
- Those Poor Darling Sex Offenders
- Those Poor Darling Shoplifters
- Those Poor Darling Stabby Types
- Those Poor Darling Thieves
- Tomorrow’s Products Today
- Toys
- Travel
- Tree Licking
- TV
- Uncategorized
- Unreturnable Crutches
- Wigs
- You Can't Afford My Radical Life
*puts on waterproof mac*
I’ve seen a lot worse in clubs.
Why, it dances just like I do, which is to say, not at all…
I seduced my wife with those moves.
I seduced my wife with those moves.
Please pass on to the good lady my deep, deep sympathy.
Actually, the thing is staying upright and moving in relation to a rhythm, more or less, which puts it streets ahead of several human attempts that I witnessed in the early 90s and which are now and forever burned into my memory.
Next ‘Strictly’ winner discovered.
which puts it streets ahead of several human attempts that I witnessed in the early 90s
.
Clam, all I can say is “What the HELL?”
Remix!
https://i.imgur.com/N7VqB1g.mp4
Remix!
Oh dearie me.
Why does everyone here seem to assume that the robot is male? What if it’s a feminist dance major?
Clam, nobody dances better than Techno Viking:
An outtake from The Terminator?
How can you dream of being elected to the academy of motion picture arts and sciences when you don’t know who Dabney Coleman is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9SuJviAOeA
샌디 브라운 Saendi Beuraun – 끌림 Ggeullim (Attraction) will provide some welcome relief for those feeling overgurned by this thread.
How can you dream of being elected to the academy of motion picture arts and sciences when you don’t know who Dabney Coleman is?
For those who weren’t privy to the Guild Of Evil’s latest mealtime discussion, I’m being schooled on the actors who appeared as guest stars in episodes of Columbo, my inadequate knowledge of which is, as above, being mocked.
I’m being schooled on the actors who appeared as guest stars in episodes of Columbo
I’m always pleasantly surprised by the number of went-on-to-become famous actors who guested in 12 O’Clock High.
What?
Frankly I’m offended by the Toxic Roboticity. I demand access to the safe space.
Is this an interpretive dance? I have it on good authority that interpretive dance is hellfun.
And props out to my main man, Techno Viking.
https://youtu.be/p6Eaz-1_3iA
Frankly I’m offended by the Toxic Roboticity.
A shame they canceled Futurama, that would have made for a hilarious episode.
Nice try, but it just looks to me as if it’s rubbing its bum on the shrubbery.
Well, that was . . . interesting.
Our only defence against the robots appears to be hands-in-the-air piano house.
And I’m ok with that.
*Cues up Bizarre Inc – Playing With Knives*