Paranormal Beings Walk Among Us
Now hush and approach with caution:
My magical practice is based in African Diasporic voodoo, herbology, and root-work. I came to these rituals by studying Black slave rebellions, and unearthing the ways in which enslaved folx used hexes and curses to thwart their masters.
Not entirely successfully, it seems, given the word masters.
I turned to these traditions most open-heartedly in the midst of Black Lives Matter protests circa 2014, when I started to feel hopeless and emotionally drained after regular violent confrontations with the police at demonstrations. By wielding these protective amulets, reciting these incantations, calling upon the Orishas, and working intimately with the plants, stones, roots, and bones of my environment, I began to feel more empowered.
Because when your behaviour is so appalling that you’re repeatedly getting into scuffles with the police, what you need, obviously, isn’t a rethink of your life choices, but a magical amulet.
Quickly, my focus in the Craft moved away from damning hexes against white supremacy to community care work and deep psycho-social-spiritual healing for Black and Brown people in the struggle. As a queer Black woman scientist activist, Queer Magic For The Resistance is what I’m always giving.
The lady sharing her deep, uncanny wisdom is named Iman, a sorceress of sorts, and an affiliate of Queer Magic For The Resistance, a “collective and political affinity group based in Oakland, California.” Because of course it is. Iman, whose “whole world is magical,” describes herself as a “scientist” and “emotional care provider,” a purveyor of roots, herbs and “emotional emergency response.” As when equipping the LARPing sociopaths of Antifa with herbal teas and “healing shields.” For her, she says, “magic is resistance.”
To reality, I’m guessing.
It’s a trap!
The attendant piece of clickbait 6 Medicines To Protect Our Communities From Police alleges
Eucalyptus is definitely useful in keeping informers and snitches away.
In reality, Eucalyptus leaves are traditionally used to summon informers and snitches.
Calling this collection of delusion ‘wearyourvoicemag’ is at least valid.
Identity=opinion is their thing after all.
This one’s a beauty too:
https://wearyourvoicemag.com/identities/race/white-people-chinese-medicine
When I was a little girl, my mother would feed me candies between sips of Kam Wo tea to coax me into drinking the bitter medicine. My pópó would rub my forehead tenderly with Tiger Balm when I had a headache. Of course, we did use Western medicine—such as birth control and immunizations—but only when absolutely necessary.
I’m sure they’d probably use Western Trauma Surgery too, but only when absolutely necessary…
My dentist is Chinese, but UK-qualified. I must remember to berate him next time I am in the chair.
I don’t doubt that Bobby, but it started before and continued after as well.
Many state politicians have caved in, so as little as I like Obama or Obamacare, it’s not like Trump will do anything different.
Ohio just permitted acupuncture. That’s not as a result of Obama.
Seen at the #MarchForOurLives:
http://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/977681007267729408
These chuckleheads claim to be intelligent and well educated, yet confuse fantasy with reality on a regular basis.
Jonathan,

I saw this snark on Twitter yesterday:
yet confuse fantasy with reality on a regular basis.
I used to say that as horribly written as the Harry Potter books were, they at least got an entire generation of kids reading, and not just reading, but reading giant thick books, and fantasy at that.
I’ve changed my mind. Every one under thirty should have been forced to play American football as a child. With tackling.
If you can berate your dentist while he has his hand in there tickling your tonsils, post the video!
These chuckleheads claim to be intelligent and well educated, yet confuse fantasy with reality on a regular basis.

Bring back national service.
More geniuses (genii?) from the #Marchforourlives:
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/977993535487004672
Q: “What is an assault weapon?”
A: “It’s like a gun, like you can buy it really easily.”
Farewell America.
“Every one under thirty should have been forced to play American football as a child. With tackling.”
In the snow. [Shudders at all-too-vivid memories of “Rugby practice”]
Eagles of Death Metal frontman Jesse Hughes isn’t impressed. Of course, Sky News, following British laws on media impartiality, has to insinuate that he’s nuts by leaving in all his typos (funny how some mass-shooting survivors are more equal than others, isn’t it?), but:
Did British gun control laws stop a single person from dying at Hungerford or Dunblane? Did Norwegian gun control laws stop Anders Breivik from perpetrating the worst mass shooting in history?