Search Your Feelings, Melissa
MSNBC’s race-hustling bedlamite Melissa Harris-Perry wants to tell you about Star Wars:
I have a lot [of feelings] about the whole Darth Vader situation. Yeah, like, the part where he was totally a black guy whose name basically was James Earl Jones, who, and we were all, but while he was black, he was terrible and bad and awful and used to cut off white men’s hands, and didn’t, you know, actually claim his son. But as soon as he claims his son and goes over to the good, he takes off his mask and he is white. Yes, I have many, many feelings about that.
I had to Google Ron Jeremy.
I learned something today.
Was James Earl Jones available for comment? I strongly suspect he would have dismissed this rather quickly.
She looks like she’s meeting Ron Jeremy.
I don’t know, I suspect he has higher standards.
Jeebus Jumping Chreerist, why is she so stupid??? It’s a mask, moron!
Plus, he was white the whole time! Did she not see any prequels???
Never mind Darth Vader, I’m surprised she wasn’t more upset about Lando Calrissian. Of course it would be the black guy who betrayed them!
(I like Lando, myself. The poor guy was just in a no win situation.)
‘I had to Google Ron Jeremy’.
Hopefully not on a work computer.
‘I learned something today’.
Glad to be of service.
I learned something today.
You found out who the other Hedgehog is?
Heh.
I was just reading about the Lucas/Spielberg relationship. It’s impressive, too, how Lucas had the wisdom to sit back and let Spielberg take the Indiana Jones project where he wanted it to go, including in those points where Spielberg’s vision for the character differed greatly from Lucas’s vision.
I’ve never been a fan of Star Wars to be honest, even as a 14 year-old seeing it in 1977 it struck me as poorly-written nonsense.
Anyway, as usual, Milo explains it better:
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/11/star-wars-is-garbage/
Except when Spielberg wanted to go with crystal aliens; Lucas should have stopped that…
I loved Star Wars as a kid, but the fact still remains that Lucas completely ripped off the storyboards for Jodorowsky’s “Dune”.
You found out who the other Hedgehog is?
Beg pardon?
Word on the street is that they find the skeletal remains of Jar-Jar Binks on Tatooine.
I hope the audience erupts in cheers, should such be the case.
Perhaps it’s a reflection on my low opinion of the prequels, or a tell on my moral depravity, but Jar-Jar Binks is the best thing I remember about that installment.
Jar Jar’s the only thing I remember, aside from Hayden Christensen’s wooden face.