Friday Ephemera
Slow motion bullets. 1 million frames per second. (h/t, Ace) // Assorted screen caps. Name that film. (nsfw) (h/t, Coudal) // Adult Chupa Chups. (h/t, Chastity Darling) // Icycle. // Moth-retardant toothpaste. // Time lapse thunderstorm. // Melon carving. // Hey kids, your very own Golem costume. // The world of Bang and Olufsen. // Automotive graveyard. // Glass and stone and glue. // Flatworm penis fencing. // Yes, the pleasuring pony is what you think it is. (h/t, Dan) // On Clarkson and Python. // Garlic can be pickled. // The abandoned Pilgrim State Asylum. // Mind the avalanche. // And, via The Thin Man, it’s Ms Jenni Scott.
My son would love a golem costume. Hell, I’d love one.
Actually, that golem suit looked more like I imagine Terry Pratchett’s trolls to look.
“The seat of the ‘Pleasuring Pony’ is designed to allow you to mount a flanged base dildo to the thrusting slide, sit down in a seating position on the stable padded seat and rock your lower body back and forth, and ride it like there’s no tomorrow.”
http://jalopnik.com/5379793/
Guess what Margaret Jamison’s getting for Christmas.
It’s “totally hands-free,” “virtually soundless” *and* it “promotes lower back flexibility.” Which is what I gather people look for in a sexual penetration machine.
http://pleasuringpony.com/
And all for a mere $600.
Ah, moth-retardant toothpaste. At last someone invents something useful.
Moths being the number one cause of cavities.
Might consider throwing a “NSFW” alert on the screencaps link, for the Heavy Metal stills. Even cartoon boobs are enough to get some people in hot water.
Done. Thanks.
“It’s “totally hands-free,” “virtually soundless” *and* it “promotes lower back flexibility.””
Cool! I wonder if you could slip it through VAT-free as a disability aid..? 🙂
If you hear rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’.
Life has imitated art. Or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qb-7SYDmA
Re: Slow Motion Bullets.
Anyone else see “strange” thrusts off the back of the bullet at 2:42+
David
I thought that you might enjoy this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w
…for some reason.
Horace,
I did indeed.