Thank the gods. The Battlestar Galactica toaster has arrived.
For a mere $65 you can now scorch Cylons onto bread. Sadly, the device lacks the familiar roving red light and ominous hum. And it seems that Pop-Tarts may be incompatible with the technology.
Related: Conscience in Extremis, Things to Come, Big Hair and Ray Guns.
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