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What a knob. Can I say that on live TV?
I don’t think you’re treating Mr Lamson’s work with the seriousness it deserves.
A most rewarding piece of post-modernist expression via the medium of fructiferous mime.Thank you Sir, I am enriched.Where might one purchase such an item?
They burst into flame! It’s terrible, terrible… Oh, the bananity!
“Where might one purchase such an item?”
I’m guessing it’s a conceptual work rather than a product – a “happening,” if you will. But for a fee maybe Mr Lamson can be persuaded to part with the singed banana remnants.
http://www.williamlamson.com/#/info/contact
Thank you kindly.I may persue the option you suggest.I hope to be able break into the ‘big-league’ of conceptual art myself, perhaps even in partnership with Mr Lamson if he would deem me worthy.I’m fairly sure that he would appreciate allowing me to utilise the remnants to produce an equal (but different) level of work.I already have a tentative name for my (currently theoretical)piece.I am considering the admittedly existentialist ‘enteric conversion’ although other titles may suggest themselves as my work emerges.I rather expect that if I sit on the problem for long enough that I may be fortunate enough to produce both a ‘conceptual work’ AND ‘a product’ in a kind of homogenous ‘fusion’ if you will.
I apologise for going on a bit but I am quite excited at this point and again I thank you kindly for providing the spark of inspiration that is the beauty of creativity.
There’s a spiky balloon-killer mask too – http://www.williamlamson.com/#/work/video_work/video/5
Arrghh! my sides are aching… what a hoot!
That mask looks familiar. Isn’t this guy the singer from Slipknot?
Yes, but why? Why?
Oh, God forgive me, I’m actually engaging with the loon…
“Yes, but why? Why?”
Attention and subsidy, I’d imagine.
Re: the spiky balloon-killer mask — quite the vocal accompaniment! With all that panting and moaning, I wonder what his out-of-sight hands are up to? In all seriousness, of course.
I did that once. It was the 1980s and it was a stag night. I’d had a couple of vodkas and thought that it would be a killing show for my friends. After the third banana I’d sort of noticed that they weren’t paying any attention to me (there was an ABBA tribute band on) but I continued nonetheless. Funny, but no one who was there that night returns my emails.
This exploding banana mask IS NOT helping Michelle’s children…