A Test Of Patience
A car is reported stolen. Police arrive. Liveliness ensues:
Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft.
Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity. pic.twitter.com/ividCN5VkI
— ripx4nutmeg (@ripx4nutmeg) July 18, 2026
Needless to say, the situation does not improve.
“SHEEEE!”
[ Lunges. ]“JUST SAY THE RIGHT PRONOUNS!”
Readers may wish to imagine being a student or campus employee who, like the police officer, fails to discern by some telepathic means the expected fabulist pronouns, and who, as a result, is faced with similar behaviour. All that lovely shrieking and bedlamite lunging.
Behaviour emboldened, one assumes, by each new act of deference.
A YouTube version of the above can be found here.
Police officer: “I’m going to spray him.”
Bewigged bedlamite: “Don’t say him. HER!”
Police officer: “I’m going to spray her.”
Bewigged bedlamite: “Thank you.”
He’s strong for a woman.
Heh. I heard a reference to calling “OPD” and thought…uh-oh…sure enough, UCF. In spite of his no-nonsense words, attitude…accent…that cop exhibited way, way too much patience.
Of course all of this could have been avoided if the cop had just used the right pronouns. Or deployed an effective taser. WTF has become of our taser tech? Seems they used to immediately drop the target to the ground. Cop should have just gone old-school stone age tech and bitch-slapped the hysterical nutcase to the ground then slapped on the cuffs (why two cops are needed is its own rabbit hole) on him, and hauled him away to a nuthouse. Though of course if such things were possible, this wouldn’t have happened in the first place.
Several people on X have assumed that the above must be a comedic skit.
Alas, no.
I suppose I should ask the ladies here whether they feel an urge to invite Mr Jarrett Preston Vick – the chap in the blue wig and shrieking more than seems strictly necessary – into their changing rooms, public toilets and so forth.
Feisty.
They don’t pay police enough- if he shot him a jury wouldn’t convict after seeing the!
So I thought it odd that grok, which never fails to “inform” me when some of the things I ask it about are not from “trusted sources”, would link to Kiwi Farms. So I axed:
To which:
Heh. One thing that amused me was the cop’s rather NY/NJ/etc. accent and attitude. Gee…wonder what brought him down to central Florida for a campus cop job, of all possibilities.
Added: Though I wouldn’t be so sure about that jury. The system probably won’t even convict the blue hair. Probably even make UCF apologize and pay the nutcase for the harm done to him….I say “make” as if significant entities at UCF aren’t chomping at the bit to make a payout.
The consequences of not slapping a toddler on the back of the legs when throwing a tantrum in the supermarket.
In the original thread on X, what struck me was the number of people claiming that the police officer was being needlessly aggressive and provocative, and that the use of pepper spray was “not fair.” “They could have just walked away,” says one.
As if you should be allowed to lunge at a police officer with impunity, and refuse to follow the law, with impunity, and be disruptive to a psychotic degree – again, with impunity – provided you’re cross-dressing at the time.
The people saying these things don’t appear interested, at all, in the students and staff who will also be subject to this blue-wigged bedlamite’s tantrums and bullying. Seemingly at random, at the drop of a hat.
The Unspanked, a possible series.
For some reason this came to mind.
I see what you did there.
[ Indignant muttering. ]
Suicidal insanity:
(via)
Is he the final boss of pronouns?
Consider what fraction of the populace should be wearing Collars of Obedience.
[ Notices a fantastic business opportunity. ]
The helicopter meme is spreading. For some reason.
Well as I said in X in reply to one who has “Gender Atheist” in his nickname I find it interesting how many people who claim to be atheists have an unshakable faith in angels. They expect cops, military, anyone who’s job ultimately relies on force as backup to have supernatural abilities, to read minds, to foresee future events, to have infinite patience, all the while these atheist aligned people are working every day to make the job of a LEO or other person working at the margins of civilization increasingly harder.
[ Knees buckle. Collapses to floor. ] Everything I believed was wrong.
Poe’s Law: Without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.
We have reached the point in society where we actually need an inverse law, to describe people assuming real events must be parody, but are actual reality.