You Can Keep The Wire
A truck entered an automatic car wash with a large spool of wire still in the bed, and the spinning brushes quickly turned it into complete chaos. pic.twitter.com/DrVstYIkMa
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Lawyers in 3… 2…
The claims adjustor is going to dine out on this one for a while.
It really “irks” me when lazy idiots can’t even wait for the vehicle in front of them to leave the car wash before driving in. When that happens, I take my sweet time in the blow dry area.
Also, how did that driver not see something was seriously wrong?
“That looks strange. It’s probably nothing.”
Don’t get me started on the idiot driving the pickup.
OCD overload.
The, um, incident occurred in Goldsboro, North Carolina:
Again – busy, busy lawyers.
Yes, those self-tangling Christmas lights are looking pretty good right now.
We can probably file this under “A Metaphor for Just About Anything” and then refer back to “the carwash incident with the high-tensile wire” rather frequently.
[ Tries not to think about the uncannily self-tangling power cables of steam irons. ]