You Can Keep The Wire
A truck entered an automatic car wash with a large spool of wire still in the bed, and the spinning brushes quickly turned it into complete chaos. pic.twitter.com/DrVstYIkMa
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld) March 2, 2026
Update, via the comments:
The, um, incident, since you ask, occurred in Goldsboro, North Carolina:
“I needed to put up more fence for my cattle, so I purchased this reel of high tensile wire the night before, and the next day I went up town to take care of some business at the bank,” Corbett said. “I decided to run through the car wash ‘real quick’ and didn’t think about that wire.”
“I went to the car wash and the guys checked my truck out for safety. I went through and that’s when all hell broke loose,” he said. “It wrapped up half of the fence in just a matter of seconds and beat the hell out of that car behind me. It sounded like a war zone,” he added.
I’m guessing those neglected Christmas lights and self-tangling steam-iron cables don’t look so bad right now.
Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
Somewhat related. She’s an “equality enthusiast.”
I suppose I could say this one more time.
“The foreign policy establishment isn’t there to create disorder; the foreign policy establishment is there to preserve disorder.”
–with apologies to Chicago mayor Richard J Daley
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Academia and the world of editors and poets wherein we find a tale of heterosexual marriage with a whole lot of extra steps and “learning”.
It does raise the question of why Bush fils responded as he did to Iranian provocations.
“Please educate yourself.”
As did I.
I liked it better when Cracker Jack® prizes didn’t include advanced degrees.
That sounds like something Retief would say, much to the distress of his incompetent superiors.
That word “learning” is doing a lot of extra work.
“Indicted”, but it is Washington state so “convicted” is not something I would bet on.
Moderates.
Closely related: Remember when academics, pundits, and public intellectuals said that Ayaan Hirsi Ali was unqualified to talk about Islam?