She plays a Greek soldier, you know.

After viewing this video, I very much doubt Page will be shown walking in The Odyssey. pic.twitter.com/UQBH4xdRjm

— Gay Not Queer (@Gaynotqueer1) July 7, 2026

A mighty warrior. And a skilled deceiver.

And as this is fundraising week, which keeps this place here, do feel free to make use of the tip jar.

Open thread, me hearties.