Friday Ephemera (807)
Little Daphnis making waves. || Like he’s doing it with his mind. || Look away now. || On the near-continual laying of eggs. || The thrill of testicles. || Big piles of enrichment. || Hairdressing… for Men? || Mixed messages. || Symbolism. || The ice king of Boston. || You know, I’m beginning to think it should be a slur once again. || Gentleman caller, a possible series. || He has a jingle. || Oh gender heaven. || Hides of note. || Hours of fun. || Water, water, and milk. || Within six months. Oh, and womanliness is all about “make-up, fashion and clothes.” || Assorted Star Trek merchandise, including the Star Trek metal detector and the vocal stylings of Janice Rand. || Smooth operator. || Personal space. || Apollo 11, in real time. || Tool of note. || Room enlargement. || Quality employee. || Skills were deployed.
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Latest in the Stupidity Department, California franchise of course, 18 is the new 26.2. Or it identifies that way. Or something…
Promises made . . .
“Okay honey please remember what we talked about, if you don’t make facial expressions like you’re going to shoot up a church this time, mommy will capture another peasant for you to hunt for sport…ok?”
[W]hat he actually did as opposed to what people think he did.
$7k for floor seats, $1k for nosebleeds to protest someone he calls a “wannabe king.”
If you’re around in about five hours, just after midnight UK time, a new post should materialise.
See? Always thinking about you, I am.
[ Muffled, vaguely evil laughter. ]
We changed our clocks last night so now we’re UTC-4. Or something. Don’t you feel closer to us?
I try not to.
[ Points to evil laughter. ]
I fondly invite you to think of the EU’s heartwarming “ever closer union”.
With this as the soundtrack.
But then, you can have that even without the EU.
I’ve pretty much stopped paying attention to Tucker, but what the actual fuck?
His steamboat has gone way round the bend, a party surrendering does not mean the UCMJ is suspended. Germany and Japan both surrendered unconditionally and rape, as well as other crimes, by troops prosecuted .
More disturbing is the possibility that he hasn’t gone insane but has coldly chosen to be a well paid mouthpiece for Qatari islamofascists.
Yet more deranged or corrupt judges.
Greenwich Mean Time or Coordinated Universal Time?
The Japanese would like a word with Mr. Carlson.
Once he’s sobered up preferably.
Can he see Candace Owens yet?
It may be an AI hallucination – not finding anything beyond that link.
Update: it’s not an AI hallucination but it appears to be a decade-old story that took place in Austria, not Germany. The necrosis of Western civilisation is not a recent phenomenon.
Future historians will point to this as emblematic of our decay.
Also thinking about you.
Every herring you bake…
Seattle jury awards $2.1 MILLION to 4 women after BLM CHAZ ‘warlord’ found liable for criminal profiteeringFunny how when you look into BLM you keep finding robbers and rapists and slavers and murderers.
The rapist’s excuse that he was experiencing a “sex emergency”….
How many Dublin Zoo employees will eventually be arrested for sex crimes?
[ Notes time of 7:00pm CDT ]
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
You’ve got to admit this would be a great April Fools Day prank.