Friday Ephemera (805)
Chicken detected. || Heirloom discussed. || Today’s word is dexterity. || Switches and reels, 1979. || Bang to rights. || Because we’re doing axes now. || Little Miss Biohazard. || Bumping and grinding. || She gets that they’re confused. || She’s not even kidding, you hear. || Chillin’ at the gym. || Alan. || And they jiggle. || Tongue action, 1982. || The cave houses of Kandovan. || Clowns with pronouns discuss “queer animals.” (h/t, Laurie) || The progressive retail experience, parts 701, 702 and 703. || Not entirely unrelated. || He had to explain. || They’re roses. || Knight Rider. || Tricky situation. || Question asked. || Hot and strong, the way you like it. || Her magic shoe didn’t work, it seems. || Dream Cars of the 1950s, parts 1, 2, 3 and 4. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || And do feel free to suggest a fitting response.
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NO! NO!
It was colonialism! Prior to the invasion of Europeans, all native cultures had a fuzzy, non-binary conceptualization of gender. They even had words to describe people who didn’t conform to the simplistic binary that you learned in eighth-grade biology.
Cripes, people. Keep UP already.
Green shoots.
Ooh. Cherries, berries, double cream and yoghurt.
[ Wanders in general direction of dessert. ]
And yet they call it “two spirit”. hmmmm
[ Tongues cherry in needlessly suggestive manner. ]
Yes, but can you tie the stem in a knot?
[ Choking, unsympathetic laughter. ]
Yes it’s psycho-twaddle… but that voice is heartbreaking.
Starfleet Academy School for the Gifted
Mamdani’s response to tomorrow’s blizzard.
I am waiting to see if the DSA kids actually come forward. With their IDs.
As the received wisdom is that minorities and married women can’t get IDs I guess they won’t be there/
“And here my husband complains when I serenade him with my medley of Gordon Lightfoot tunes.”
Grounds for divorce!
Lawyer:Your reasons, ma’am, advanced Philistine musical tastes?
The new that NYC Democrat voters are getting what they asked for *and fully deserve( from their new Mayor just got even more delicious.
I had to look up who Gordon Lightfoot is. Just sayin’.
You know…as folkies, and especially Canadian folkies go, Gordon Lightfoot’s a damn good songwriter. Canadian music in general tho pretty much runs from Gordon Lightfoot to Guy Lombardo with a vast wasteland in be. Just sayin’.
It’s OK, Canada. Listen to your women. Silver burns just as bright! Or something.