And in shoe-related news:
A trans-identified male in Germany has been sentenced to an indefinite stay at a psychiatric ward as part of his sentence for exhibitionism and violent assaults on women.
Yes, I know. Another entry for our Thing That Never Happens file.
But first, a flashback:
In October of 2008, Klaus attacked a 52-year-old woman, violently pulling her to the ground and sitting on her in an attempt to try and pull her boots off her legs. According to a General Anzeiger report from the time, Klaus fled to the forest to try the boots on, at which point he got “real excitement.”
Don’t ask.
After being tracked down by police, investigators found a whole collection of women’s boots at his home.
A pattern repeated upon his release, and hence a second, present-day appearance in court. But this time, with added kinks and complications:
The 56-year-old man from Troisdorf had to stand trial at the regional court in Bonn for threats, grievous bodily harm and exposing his penis to women on a train. But during the trial, the court had to weigh whether or not to pursue the charges against Klaus for exhibitionism due to his gender identity.
In Germany, only males can be charged with exhibitionism of the penis, and because Klaus identified as “female,” it was initially unclear whether the charge could apply to him.
Because this is where we are now. Or where the Germans are, at least.
Happily, the court decided that, as the gentleman, referred to only as Klaus, had not yet legally asserted his claim of being the opposite sex, the charges of exhibitionism were indeed applicable. And so, another spell in Bedlam.
Still, I suspect those new silicone pseudo-breasts, acquired between stays, may be some consolation.
Perhaps less happily,
Klaus was handed his sentence just one day before Germany’s new self-identification law came into force. He is now entitled to change his legal sex and be placed on a women’s ward at the psychiatric hospital he will be housed at.
A comfort to all concerned, I’m sure.
After all, what could possibly go wrong when housing with women a mentally ill man who likes to hold knives to women’s throats before stealing their footwear, and hoarding said footwear for sexual purposes? A man who delights in stalking women, assaulting them, and waving his tallywhacker at mothers with their young daughters.
A man who is referred to in the German media, somewhat surreally, as a woman, a she-person, despite being identified via the very male genetic material left at the scenes of his crimes.
Oh, and should you be concerned about the whereabouts of all those stolen items, fear not:
The defendant now hoards hundreds of boots and handbags in a large number of boxes; she had even taken her treasures with her to prison, where they were stored.
Her treasures, obligingly stored.
Update, via the comments:
Alice quotes this from the bizarrely misleading German news coverage:
Because she wanted to tear women’s boots off their feet, a woman – then still a man – was convicted in 2009.
She then adds, not unreasonably,
Indeed. And for the women he robbed and assaulted, and the women and girls at whom he flashed his penis, it must be quite odd, and probably aggravating, to hear media reports of some entirely imaginary shoe-robbing, penis-flashing woman.
As noted here previously regarding a not dissimilar incident:
For the passers-by who intervened and overpowered Mr Beekmeyer, it must have been quite strange to see subsequent reports in which this shirtless man was referred to by the police and the media as a woman. As if their own, first-hand perceptions, from mere inches away, were somehow wildly and implausibly inaccurate.
And,
When a shirtless, deranged man – a man attacking a breastfeeding mother and her four-month-old baby – is referred to by the Vancouver Police Department, and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, and the Vancouver Sun, as a woman – despite all video and photographic evidence – then we’re in surreal territory. And the mismatch of claim and reality is not neutral or benign. It is corrosive. Not least to any trust in the Vancouver Police Department, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, and the Vancouver Sun – the probity of which is, necessarily, called into question.
But we live in unhinged times. In which observable reality is something to be ignored.
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Tell him anyway. They need to hear these things. Out loud. From people that they actually know IRL.
Nah. Silver bullets can save you from werewolves. They just get you into even more trouble…well…I’ve said too much already.
Better coiffures.
Generally.
A red flag: She uses a shampoo on which is printed “for a glossy coat”.
And then there’s the Illinois Enema Bandit….
So, tell me what the argument is – again – for allowing grown men to wear female costumes, gain entrance to private areas reserved for females, and to let them target women with these behaviors?
Oh, yes. It was to demoralize the normals and the deplorables, so we would never win an election, ever again.
Huh. I wonder how that’ll work out?
By wearing a male military hair style? Oh, child.
What would we do without bureaucrats to guide us rubes?
By wearing a male military hair style? Oh, child.
A reply…
I did not know there’s an app for that. Those eyes…
Or a mince.
Over at Ace’s, a four star gold plated line up histrionic buffoons.
Not sure if I first saw these reviews by Justine Bateman here but this is my current favorite.
By wearing a male military hair style? Oh, child.
4chan is taking credit for this one. Given their successful “p*ss yourself to show solidarity with rape victims” social media campaign, I believe it.
And lest we forget, these are the lofty beings who believe they should be in charge. Of every corner and every crumb. They will guide us to righteousness and a glorious enlightenment.
Only noted in a non-reproducible study…
Word control for birth control
Mr Goose Enthusiast is a writer of fantasy:
Those who dare to disagree with him are “bigots.”
Darleen:
1. Indeed. Sex is binary. If you deconstruct one definition the other becomes equally amorphous (“what is a woman?”).
And they really are conflicted about traditionally feminine stuff.
2. More people should use my standard response when feminists and divorcees do this:
“Oh you got a pixie cut! You look just like Audrey Hepburn/Shirley MacLaine! So cute!”
Repeat the words pixie, gamine, cute, and delicate in any followup discussion.
For baldies reference Sinead O’Connor or some other starlet and say “it works so well with your delicate features.”
This, by the way, was considered a good look. A display of righteousness.
I somehow doubt that the bracelets will address her problem.
Via Darleen.
At some point, the pattern will be difficult to miss.
I must admit to some schadenfreude with this stuff, because it’s a problem of radical feminism’s own making. For decades they wouldn’t listen to any reasonable criticism of their theories and activism, even inventing abusive terms like “mansplaining”. And now it’s all backfired.
In this case I can guarantee that someone pointed out that the applicable law would’ve had a stronger foundation if it was gender neutral, and were shouted down because the point was always just hatred of men. Well, now those men are women, also because of feminist gender theory.
Don’t you know that “normal” marginalizes the abnormal? LEARN BETTER! /sarc
As I said before, the reverse camouflage of wearing distinct items to identify your group “for protection” from the dangerous other non-wearer group is real 4D chess. Of course they got the idea from MAGA hat wearers who never got attacked for wearing them.
The brilliance cannot be overstated, the non-wearers throughout history have been too stupid to wear the reverse camouflage and blend in with the wearers (cough) Skorzeny (cough).
At some point, the pattern will be difficult to miss.
The inanity or what appears to be tardive dyskinesia?
It’s the opposition-to-extremism-is-the-real-extremism argument. I am reminded of the No True Scotsman fallacy in some way but I haven’t had my coffee yet. This sort of thing is a prime example of how deeply messed up our society is.
These people will never be reasoned out of positions that they never reasoned themselves into in the first place. It is a cultural thing now. It is why after asking about 30 people the “Did Trump tell people to drink bleach” question, I have yet to get a straight yes/no answer, or even a reasonable “no but” answer to a clear, objective fact. It is why George Zimmerman was and continues to be persecuted, why Derick Chauvin sits in prison, why Daniel Penney is being prosecuted, etc, etc., etc. Being stupid, being obtuse in regard to clear, objective fact is a virtue. It shows that they are not brainwashed, unlike the stupid conservative types. I do not see this ending well regardless of Trump’s comeback. We are very, very far from even beginning to turning things around.
Also, I find the use of ‘lol’ to be a pretty good, though admittedly superficial, indicator of the groupthink mentality.
Another two ladies have opinions.
Another shaved head expresses disappointment.
Another MAGAT racist.
Hilarious: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson’s $103,488-a-year public safety advisor told cops last month that her plates have been expired for two years because her “check engine” light keeps coming on and she can’t pass an emissions test.
Remember when all electronics was enclosed in wood or fake wood?
They only hire the best, you know. These beings of high character.
As others note in the subsequent thread, if that’s how she runs her personal life, just how well might we suppose she does her job?
And at risk of sounding prim, not too long ago, those hand tattoos alone would have saved us from the influence of such creatures.
Well, it’s a change from being called ‘racist’.
Just as stupid though.
Was that scenery stuck in her teeth?
The Brandon administration’s idea of “public safety” includes defunding the police, shutting down the highly effective Shotspotter system, coddling criminals. . . .
Meh.
I remember when electronics worked without subscriptions and apps.
Indeed. Example: The first wireless hi-fi speakers did not use–much less require–an internet connection to a server somewhere. And they kept working until they wore out, not until the manufacturer decided to stop supporting older models.
But then, I’m so old I remember using tube testers at Radio Shack and most hardware stores, when a hi-fi component stopped working.
[ Fetches reminiscing cushion, slippers. ]
We may also need shawls and rocking chairs.
Magazine for black racists stirs up more paranoia about Trump.
One more time. I miss the concept of shame.
If it’s all the same, whisky would suit better.
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Meltdowns: note that in many areas the Left (and Dems in US) encourage emotion over rationality. You should feel empathy for criminals and ignore that logical analysis of what happens if you don’t punish crime. Same with trans in sports and locker rooms. Let those emotions run free during 2020 city burning. Bring your whole self to work. Show loudly how upset you are by trump win, even if it makes you look insane. Assault anyone with a MAGA hat. Say anything.
It is all emotion all the time, and that is how you get the Terror in France after le revolution.
David:
Me while watching: forget bracelets why don’t we go straight to the hijab? Maybe she needs a male relative to keep her feeling safe?
Very Next Post by David:
Loony woman re-masking as a protest.
I can’t keep up. The total unawareness of context or sense of irony…
At least there is a glimmer of normal femininity in wanting to wear jewelry… Or is that wishful thinking?
(Tries to imagine what a ‘vagina bracelet’ would look like, shudders)
(Tries to imagine what a ‘vagina bracelet’ would look like, shudders)
If you can imagine it, someone has already done it. (Caution, of course)
The first wireless hi-fi speakers did not use–much less require–an internet connection to a server somewhere
I’m old enough to remember gold-plated connectors and Magic Rocks which, when placed atop one’s speakers, would “enhance the tone”. Somehow. Via magic.
All things considered I think it’s a lateral move.
[ Orders Magic Rocks for top of bar, awaits sophistication, ties, ball gowns. ]
To this day I remember the Christmas when I was 11 y/o when I got two of the best presents ever … a cool new Huffy bike and a transistor radio. The radio was silver and came in a black fake-leather case and had an earphone! That thing lasted for years and years.
They were at supermarkets, too, for those people who didn’t want to call the TV repair man. Heh, I remember those ads at the back of the TV Guide promising an exciting career after training to be a TV repair man.
[looks around for comfy chair and lap blanket]
[ Phones Shackleton’s, orders two dozen. ]
I remember the gold-plated connectors but not any Magic Rocks.
As a matter of fact, gold plated connectors still exist. I even saw them on (Monster Cable brand?) power cords and surge suppressors, accompanied by a Best Buy salesman trying to convince me that the gold plating improved the sound quality
Oh David, David, David, David.
Such dismaying language. Such an invidious comparison.
I have to ask, WHY ARE YOU HATING ON WEREWOLVES? Dammit, what have werewolves ever done to you?
I hope we’re not getting into Calvin and Hobbes Get Rid of Slimy Girls territory.
Magazine for black racists stirs up more paranoia about Trump.
How can they bring back slavery? The Democrats lost.
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To further add to your delight I recall but cannot find Wokies losing it over Calvin and Hobbs because (of course) they completely missed the point.
I’ll just leave this here.
Heh. But I vaguely recall hearing similar carping years earlier.
I detect a bit of a resemblance to Sideshow Bob.
And in the subsequent thread, an interesting discussion of crime statistics ensues.
“We are managing the decline of SEPTA [the Philadelphia public transit authority]”
The real problems: mismanagement and this, which is also mismanagement.
Brings to mind the sheela na gig.
Oh dear.
Are you going to tell him? I’m not going to tell him.
I’d forgotten about that clown.
Now I’ll have to do it all over again.
I just find it curious that she seems to regard a black child as a disgraceful thing.
I’m already voting for Trump. You don’t have to persuade me.
I, too, miss the concept of shame.
Well, that’s one way to maintain that aura of mystery.
He thought Planet Fitness was a “judgement free zone”.
Did someone mention tardive dyskinesia?
The truth will out.
salesman trying to convince me that the gold plating improved the sound quality
My favourite was a blind audio test of a number of soi-disant audiophiles who were unable to tell the difference between a $100 gold-plated RCA cable connecting an audio receiver to a speaker, and a wire coat hanger straightened out and forcefully jammed into the jack.
Did someone mention tardive dyskinesia?
Yeah, but your leg spontaneously combusting in the middle of the night is one of the rarer symptoms.
re: blue bracelets
If you’re navigating a dangerous population, and you’re trying to distinguish the safe from the dangerous, why would you mark yourself in such an obvious way?
I mean, the “dangerous” people know about the bracelets too, so wouldn’t wearing a blue bracelet make you a target of the evil MAGAs? Isn’t this like the Jews voluntarily putting on yellow stars during Nazi Germany so they could find each other?
Imma guess that they know damned good and well that half the country isn’t actually dangerous, so they’re free to wear blue bracelets, risking only scorn from red America, but not actual danger.
True, but also remember how delusional and victim-aspiring these people can be. Some are likely trying to kinda Smollett out an incident to martyr themselves for the greater good. Perhaps even suicide-by-MAGA.
After that ad came up several times on my Ace of Spades feed and got me thinking about it way too much, I think what that picture is trying to do is conflate common leg cramps with involuntary muscle movements. I guess. Unless leg cramps are a mild form of TD? That is what the cool kids call it, right? TD?
WTP: leg and foot cramps tend to be related to electrolyte issues, typically a minor potassium or magnesium shortage. These generally resolve (and fairly quickly) with OTC supplements taken with water, or topical application of magnesium oil or butter. TD can have other causes but is most commonly an iatrogenic disorder stemming from long-term use of certain meds. I was much struck by the illustration myself, but that’s mostly because I didn’t check it closely and it just looked to me like the entire lower limb was detaching from the body. Which I guess can happen, but not usually associated with TD.
Heh.™ I don’t remember that one, but I do remember a similar double blind test in which audiophiles were unable to tell the difference between a cheap CD player and a $1000 audiophile model. (And this was in the early days of CD’s when $1000 was worth much more than today.)
What’s more, nothing prevents those evil MAGAs from wearing blue bracelets to deceive their prey. Just as predatory males pose as “male feminists”.
Meanwhile, these liberal women continue to yell their support for Hamas and islamo-fascism in general.
I do wonder how many of these women could be fruitfully compared to early Christians who sought to demonstrate their piety by provoking the Roman authorities into martyring them: They could have quietly lived as Christians, unmolested, but they fervently wanted to die to prove their faith.
If you’re navigating a dangerous population, and you’re trying to distinguish the safe from the dangerous, why would you mark yourself in such an obvious way?
You’re listening to the words coming out of their mouths instead of looking at what they actually do and what the benefits are to them.
It’s literal politics-as-fashion. It’s just a way of signaling that they have only the most fashionable opinions, dahling.