Friday Ephemera
The price of happiness. || Postmodern Pong. || Paragliding DJ. || The ideal male body. || Logo of note. || Have you licked your eyes today? || Clearly, his are way stretchier than yours. || The thrill of waxing (or, One Man’s Woes). || Nook-dweller detected. || When autogynephile men get off in ladies’ bathrooms. (Not, needless to say, suitable for work). || And nobody helps. || I’m not entirely sure what’s happening here. || Posh pad. Hit ‘walkthrough’ and turn left. (h/t, Julia) || The joys of public transport, part 4,868. || “It’s time to talk about my pronouns.” Because she’s just so damn fascinating. || The progressive retail experience, parts 440, 441, 442, and 443. || Only recruiting the cream. (h/t, pst314) || A cat’s conscience is at best intermittent. || First contact. || And finally, how Marvel shat the bed – one woman’s point of view.
Also, I now have a Twitter account.
one woman’s point of view
She’s Chinese. Interesting.
how Marvel shat the bed – one woman’s point of view.
She’s over the target.
The dangers of railway tunnels…
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qsz4ix/this_is_why_you_should_never_stay_near_the_exit/
When autogynephile men get off in ladies’ bathrooms.
Oh. My. God.
Morning, all.
She’s over the target.
The line about box office results is, I think, an overstatement, but the rest is pretty solid. And it implies quite a lot about the mindset of the people currently employed to write so many of Marvel’s projects. As I said on Twitter, you could think of it as a how-to guide for alienating a huge chunk of your audience while applauding yourself. And then admiring yourself even more when the customer complains or simply loses interest.
Oh. My. God.
It’s a genre of pornography I was previously unaware of. But remember, it never, ever happens. And when it does, it’s a good thing, you bigot. I don’t often find myself in alignment with strident feminists, but on this point, it’s difficult to demur.
She’s Chinese.
She doesn’t appear to be based on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker’.
She’s Chinese. Interesting.
How so?
I did appreciate her illustrating the connection between wokeness and incompetence – specifically, bad writing. A point that can’t be made often enough.
[ Added: ]
Baggage Claim also touches on the self-regarding and rather anxious in-group culture, often noted here, in which the incompetent are largely shielded from normal feedback, and from many of the normal consequences. And so, if you, an outsider, explain why a given project is poorly written, or tone-deaf, or fundamentally misconceived, you may find yourself being dismissed as merely hating women, or brown people, or gay people or whatever. The incompetents in question will then double-down and claim to be vindicated by your failure to enthuse – because, by hating women and brown people, you’re a bad person. And the incompetents, being impervious, will be given another project, which will also be underwhelming and result in a further alienation of the audience.
Rinse and repeat. Until something gives.
“First contact.”
Reminds me to buy lemons and mayonnaise today…
The progressive retail experience, parts 440, 441, 442, and 443.
I found 443 interesting as technically the UK doesn’t have, or at least to my knowledge it doesn’t have, anything like the $950-dollar bar which has in effect decriminalised occasional daylight robbery.
Then I remembered this news item from the end of last month – Seven in ten Met Police officers failed to make a single arrest in an entire YEAR, new figures reveal – as crime hits highest level in two decades – and it seemed rather less of a surprise.
Still, they have far more important things to be doing as discussed here and here.
Still, they have far more important things to be doing…
As noted before, we’ve gone from the ideal of burly chaps who will apprehend lawbreakers as forcefully as necessary and send them on their way towards the nearest dungeon, to ladies in funny hats who will be terribly sensitive and empathise with our loss, while we get used to the idea that whatever wrong was done to us will most likely go unpunished.
As our host often says, ‘Always respect the Media’.
Headline in The Guardian from 05 August 2022:
Police racial bias played role in UK Covid fines regime, says report
Headline immediately followed by this subheading:
Researchers say institutional racism probably contributed to ‘differential approach’ to enforcement of powers
Which in turn is immediately followed by this first line:
Bias in policing at least partly explains why minority ethnic people were more likely to receive fines for Covid breaches than their white counterparts, research says.
Also later in the report:
An author of the study says the findings show institutional racism probably affected how the pandemic powers were executed in some instances.
Because if there’s one thing we’ve been lacking over the past few years, it’s not enough media reporting provoking racial animus in the general population.
Enjoying rain is racist.
How dare you white devils thieve The Black Experience!
while we get used to the idea that whatever wrong was done to us will most likely go unpunished
There’s a discussion of pretty much exactly in the Triggernometry interview with Harry Miller.
It starts here, at 31.36, when Francis Foster describes the Police response, or rather the lack of it, to a distressing break-in and burglary at his elderly parents home.
I fear that Miller’s advice for what to do in that situation is only partly an exaggeration.
Transgender comedy is clearly no laughing matter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukf8qyk1R8M
One does wonder if that individual misread the name on the poster, and thought it was the Edinburgh Cringe festival.
She doesn’t appear to be
I’m curious what her background is then, because her accent is exactly in line with native Chinese speakers that have trained extensively to speak English. There’s a particular set of English phonemes and dipthongs Mandarin/Cantonese doesn’t have, and native Chinese speakers never quite get them idiomatically correct.
I note she mentions something I’ve pointed out repeatedly: male heroes get The Hero’s Journey plots, female heroes get Cinderella plots. This isn’t just MarDisVelNey, just about every Grrrl Powahhh TVshow or film does this. There’s also the Half as Hard, Twice as Good trope, in which a female hero is lauded for achieving fairly mediocre results compared to the male counterparts. I enjoy pointing out that the Frog Brothers have a higher vampire kill to screen time ratio than Buffy Sommers, and that Jim Carrey and William Ragsdale killed master vampires without the benefit of superpowers or a cleanup crew of superpowered sidekicks.
It’s a good video, but I think there’s a forest and trees problem here. You can sum up Phase IV the same way you can sum up Star Wars and most long form television made in the last five years: these properties are aimed at women. What you’re seeing in Phase IV (and Star Wars, and Prey, and just about everything else Disney does) is the 90s-family-sitcom-ization of these properties. Dad dumb, sloppy, stupid/malicious; Mom heroic, smart, contemptuous; kids cool, witty, disrespectful. Those sitcoms were watched overwhelmingly by divorced moms and their children and the writers pandered to their target demographic’s vanities. Same dynamic is now in play. You think Phase IV is bad, watch any episode of Reba or According to Jim.
That works for TV because TV is about selling ad time and women control the majority of household spending. It doesn’t seem to be working for movies, probably because each moviegoer buys their own ticket and alienating half your audience isn’t a good sales strategy.
Transgender comedy is clearly no laughing matter:
Failure to laugh can only be explained by bigotry. Please update your files and lifestyles accordingly.
when Francis Foster describes the Police response, or rather the lack of it, to a distressing break-in and burglary at his elderly parents home.
Again, wokeness and incompetence. With needless, low-effort, often facile activities undertaken, and loudly boasted of on social media, seemingly at the expense of basic and necessary functions. And this is the demoralising arrangement to which those supposedly being served – but clearly not – are expected to resign themselves.
Reminds me to buy lemons and mayonnaise today…
No need. Two trees here (Eureka & Meyer) collapsing under the weight. U-Pick.
how Marvel shat the bed – one woman’s point of view.
“We have to stop telling men that there is no difference between competence and misogyny”
That.
First contact
No eyelids. Can we get up a crab-gecko staring contest?
I’ll just leave this here and bubble-wrap the breakables.
One does wonder if that individual misread the name on the poster, and thought it was the Edinburgh Cringe festival.
Someone told him: You won’t get rich, but you’ll get more pie than Soupy Sales.
One does wonder if that individual misread the name on the poster, and thought it was the Edinburgh Cringe festival.
I saw several activists tweeting about how the failure to enthuse was damning evidence of “transphobia” and the audience’s general wickedness. Rather than the – perhaps more obvious – fact that the set was terrible.
On Twitter, eh, David? Anyone at the bar want to run a sweepstake on how long our genial host lasts before he’s suspended?
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
Anyone at the bar want to run a sweepstake on how long our genial host lasts before he’s suspended?
[ Straightens tie, combs hair, rummages for breath mint. ]
arrogant fucking narcissists
Everytime I see this sort of bullshit I think of this:
Spray and wait until the cops show up. I wonder if it’s available in smaller can format.
I saw several activists tweeting about how the failure to enthuse was damning evidence of “transphobia” and the audience’s general wickedness. Rather than the – perhaps more obvious – fact that the set was terrible.
That. I would be perfectly happy to laugh at a set from a transgender comedian. But in order for me to do that, the set would have to contain something actually worth laughing at.
I would be perfectly happy to laugh at a set from a transgender comedian.
As were the audience, clearly. It’s just that a comedian didn’t turn up.
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
One of these days they will do it at the wrong location, with the wrong petrol station owner. And, should I end up on the jury of any subsequent trial of said petrol station owner, my verdict will be not guilty.
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
It should be legal to immediately resort to violence to stop such crimes. And escalate if the criminals resist.
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
Turnabout is fair play: Why not identify these monsters, and harass them at their homes and workplaces? Vandalize their property? Including their most cherished possessions?
“Reported for transphobia.”
Or, When you’re arguing with people who are mentally ill.
Re the racist enjoyment of rain, a riposte.
“Reported for transphobia.”
I want that on a t-shirt. 😀
Re the racist enjoyment of rain, a riposte.
My reply to the black racist would be, “Why yes, that’s true, you don’t matter. Your toxic existence is unworthy of respect and my life is better when I have no contact with you and people like you.”
I want that on a t-shirt.
It does, I think, touch on the nub of the issue. And it illustrates, in a fairly tidy way, the dynamic of countless other exchanges on the topic.
Or, When you’re arguing with people who are mentally ill.
I laughed. Not sorry.
Marvel: they already made a movie focused on black characters– Black Panther– which was a huge success and even popular in Africa. They already had strong female characters. But the new directors and writers want to replace men as action heroes. Sorry, you misread your audience. This is where feminism goes when it goes off the rails: hatred of men is not attractive to everyone. And getting rid of standards (in this case for movie-making) does not produce billion dollar blockbusters.
I laughed. Not sorry.
The Twitter feed of ‘Amy’, the bestubbled, dysmorphic man who tries to get people banned for stating basic matters of fact, is full of wonders. Lots of random, rather incongruous assertions of his own “hotness” and his “nice underwear.” And I lost count of the repetitions of “Trans women are women” or “Trans girls are girls,” as if it were a magical incantation, as if saying it repeatedly, apropos of nothing, somehow made it true.
One of these days they will do it at the wrong location, with the wrong petrol station owner.
Yeah. I highly doubt that. Do you understand that with every viral like this video it becomes clearer, it reinforces the understanding that they can do whatever TF they want and you just have to accept it? They can walk into your house and take your stuff, they can put you out of business, they can assault and batter you, put you in the hospital and then blame you, charge you for causing the original confrontation. If they can cut the penises off little boys and perform hysterectomies on little girls and nobody doe a damn thing. Doctors either go along or are too afraid to speak up. Doctors. People society actually needs. You are just a worthless piece of nothing compared to them. I guarantee you that if the “wrong petrol station owner” lifts a finger by doing anything “wrong” to these people, he will pay a much higher price than they will.
Yeah. I highly doubt that.
To be fair, my statement was more a hope than an expectation.
as if it were a magical incantation
If you keep saying it, it keeps the suicidal impulses at bay.
Remember that it’s all just a self-destructive coping mechanism created by a damaged psyche to stave off suicide. They’re trying to convince themselves as much as anyone.
Gas station: they really truly believe that they can just shut off oil and we will….do something. Magically. Wish they all lived in a single town so truck drivers could boycot them.
how Marvel shat the bed – one woman’s point of view.
If as opposed to arguing that life is difficult for men and women in different ways, they’re sexually differentiated and it’s ok for them to have sexually differentiated aspirations and standards, the premise is granted that women can and should be equal to men in traditionally male high-status occupations (superhero, quarterback, CEO), then the implication is that we’ve been doing it wrong for all of history, that an enormous wrong has been done to countless generations of girls denied the opportunity that their brothers had to dream of being superheroes or quarterbacks.
If that historical scandal is granted, then the desire for score-settling is understandable and it seems petty to argue that the pendulum has swung too far for a few years compared to thousands of years of oppression. Within that belief system, equality IS superiority: any woman who performs equally to her male peers is actually superior to them because of her additional handicap of stereotype threat/backwards in heels/have to work twice as hard to get half as far/emotional labor of being a representative of my minority and so on.
Remember that it’s all just a self-destructive coping mechanism created by a damaged psyche to stave off suicide. They’re trying to convince themselves as much as anyone.
And so, the more often you’re told the above, and the more loudly you’re told it, the less reason you have to believe that it’s true, or to believe that the person telling you this believes that it’s true.
One for the dark irony file.
Hey, I need that t-shirt! I was reported (well, robo-reported) on Reddit for using a bad word. In a discussion about performance cars, used the word “tranny” in reference to an auto transmission.
Sorry, you misread your audience. This is where feminism goes when it goes off the rails
Completely independent of how well written the stories are, there’s the problem that as large demographic groups men and women like different kinds of entertainment. There just isn’t a very sustainable audience for female action-adventure vehicles. You can get one-offs like Wonder Woman if you tie into a bigger zeitgeist (people went to see WW because it was a big budget comic book movie, not because anyone gives a fig about Wonder Woman as a character).
I have questions about that celebrated English courtesy.
I have other questions, too.
used the word “tranny” in reference to an auto transmission
Tranny fluid by law must be treated as hazardous waste.
Tranny fluid by law must be treated as hazardous waste.
When autogynephile men get off in ladies’ bathrooms.
I see what you did there.
One for the ladies.
When someone exhibits chronic self-destructive mental illness problems, the humane approach is to stage an intervention
Still, they have far more important things to be doing…
I’m about 30 minutes into the latter youtube video “Arrested for a meme” and I had to stop here at the 24:07 mark where Harry Miller, in response to the question “how did we get here?” muses that he thinks the start begins with the oath UK LEOs take changing in 2002 from an oath ” To keep the Queen’s peace and uphold the law” to “keep the Queen’s peace, uphold the law and human rights“. As Miller further says
This is where the UK is and where the US may be headed, that “human rights organizations” have the power to see extrajudicial actions taken against their ideological enemies via state agents.
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
One for the ladies.
What the…? I should know better than to click when David specifies a link “for the ladies”.
I’m not sure if it’s the gyrations or what appears to be a complete lack of body hair that’s more disturbing.
I’m not sure if it’s the gyrations or what appears to be a complete lack of body hair that’s more disturbing.
[ Puts down tarpaulin in case of womanly juices. ]
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
This comment is always pertinent.
The Other Half has been rummaging, for quite some time, in a small, little-used kitchen cupboard. He was digging deep, apparently in search of hidden treats. At one point I feared he would end up in Narnia. He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour. The expiry date is September 2013.
To be fair, my statement was more a hope than an expectation.
Yes. Well, that was my hope. 😉
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
Too bad some nearby customer didn’t start hosing down those a**hole with gas while loudly calling for a match.
Completely independent of how well written the stories are, there’s the problem that as large demographic groups men and women like different kinds of entertainment.
Well, as Bill Burr pointed out, women don’t even watch the WNBA. In fact, I would venture that more women watch the NBA than watch the WNBA. Just a guess as I wouldn’t trust anyone, pro or con, to provide trustworthy stats on that.
The Critical Drinker from three years ago.
But can it really be him? He didn’t finish by telling us “now go away.”
He was digging deep, apparently in search of hidden treats.
It’s reached a point here where anything not found in the kitchen in a sufficiently reasonable amount of time elicits the not always appreciated and usually completely unhelpful taunt, “It’s behind the avocados”.
He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour. The expiry date is September 2013.
Been there. Moved last year and found some interesting things. One cupboard shelf was filled with items expired in 2001. I think it was our Y2K stash.
In unrelated news, the next three-figure drinks order gets a free bag of flour.
At one point I feared he would end up in Narnia. He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour
Still better than anything Guy Kay ever wrote.
But can it really be him?
It’s been fun watching him refine the persona and the style over time. There’s a WWII/military history YouTuber named Lazerpig who’s aping the style with enough of his own flair to be amusing.
Now I wonder what Yahtzee’s been up to in the five years since I watched any of the Zero Punctuation videos.
Ah. It turns out he’s moved to California, become a father, and now inserts typical left coast talking points into every single review. That’s a few Kb of bandwidth saved then.
“The primary mission of the university should be ‘social justice’.” I kind of wish that Harlan Ellison were still alive, just so he could get canceled and humiliated by the offspring of the deranged leftist “make education relevant” campaign that he so loudly supported.
Yet another “anti-violence worker” turns out to be an unreformed felon.
Sure seems like the program is a scam.
“One for the Ladies”
Speedo called, they want their suit back…..dry cleaned
Black pudding pizza.
[ Retrieves launch key from safe. ]
It’s official. The White House has declared me and, at least, 74 million other 2020 voters, per definition,“fascist” and the “enemies of democracy.”
“taking away our voting rights” well. Where do I start. We got along fine since 1776 without mail in ballots and early voting. Without enabling ballot box stuffing. Lies 24/7/365
By the way dear, fascism is when business is aligned with the state, and there are no opposition parties, both of which we have or the dems are pushing for (see california).
It’s official. The White House has declared me and, at least, 74 million other 2020 voters, per definition,”fascist” and the “enemies of democracy.”
Shrug. Liberal “friends” have been calling me a fascist for decades. I have only myself to blame for openly advocating for smaller, weaker government.
By the way dear, fascism is when business is aligned with the state…
A better formulation would be “when all social institutions are aligned with [directed by] the State”. And the foundation of fascism is corporatism.
Barack Obama, by the way, said that he favored a corporatist form of government–and this was plainly manifested in his speeches and policies. Which is why liberals liked him so much.
Shrug. Liberal “friends” have been calling me a fascist for decades.
Sure, I live in CA have endured it for years. But those leftwing acquaintances could, at best, do little more than not send me a Christmas card and gossip about me amongst their friends over white wine spritzers.
But as Sam Harris observed, anything extrajudicial by the state is perfectly warranted when one is dealing with an enemy of the state like Trump.
Such as the latest “oh, look, a leak!” done by the IRS.
But those leftwing acquaintances could, at best, do little more than not send me a Christmas card…
Agreed. Instead of “shrug” I should have written “Not a surprising development”.
Yahtzee’s on the U.S. West coast? And he’s been zombified? Damn.
Just for the record, re BaggageClaim’s ancestry, at 4:10 in the video Nikw211 linked to https://youtu.be/BHnhmqvY8mE?t=250 she says, “I’m an Indian woman, I’m an immigrant”.
Black pudding pizza? Here I thought those were shots from the Webb telescope…maybe very dense galaxies (or dark matter!) floating in the foreground of a gigantic red star….
I do believe that individual did not seek out a Muslim owned petrol station. Odd that.
I have only myself to blame for openly advocating for smaller, weaker government.
How Ron DeSantis responded to Charlie Crist calling him a dictator. This is how it is done. Push back, push back hard, and take no prisoners.
She doesn’t appear to be based on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker’.
Took me a minute to realize that was to be read as “She doesn’t appear to be, based on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker'” instead of “She doesn’t appear to be based, on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker’.”
I’m an Indian woman
Fascinating. I wonder what region of India, because that’s not a typical Indian accent.
Yahtzee’s on the U.S. West coast? And he’s been zombified? Damn.
He’s always been a typical lefty Brit – his hatred for ps3/360 era FPSes is based mostly on the fact that they’re pro-American military – but now he’s just squeezing in random comments about feeling guilty for playing Pressure Washer Simulator because he lives in California. He’s lost his edge, which all edgy comedians eventually do. It’s just sad he went in such a tediously typical way.
Me too, bgates, and more than a minute.
and now inserts typical left coast talking points into every single review.
I can think of several YouTubers whose views on books, films, adaptations, etc., used to be interesting or worth the occasional peek, but who’ve since become faintly aggravating, and less insightful, because of a compulsion to signal their supposedly ‘progressive’ politics at every conceivable opportunity. And so, a game of spotting-the-racism/sexism/thing-we-now-disapprove-of often overshadows more pertinent details and seems to inspire the greatest enthusiasm, if only for the one playing the game. Personally, I find it hard to pretend to be indignant about a science-fiction story written in 1957 using the word Eskimo.
Black pudding pizza
The two slices at the top approach the necessary levels of caramelisation and charring, the other four are woefully undercooked.
A great idea ruined by shoddy workmanship. My country in a nutshell.
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
Being of cynical disposition I suspect the unknown victim is in fact another police officer. Cuts out the middle man and saves time.
@bgates, bgatesBaceseras
Avert your eyes from the following then …
a distressing break-in and burglary at his elderly parents home.
I wonder what region of India, because that’s not a typical Indian accent
Daniel, judging by her features and some signs from her accent, most probably North India, Punjab or maybe the large state of Uttar Pradesh.
I suspect most second generation Indians converge towards that kind of “softened” accent. Culturally, for immigrants from India, fitting in with the law/culture etc and learning the language is considered positive. Same kind of thinking that drives the ridiculous spelling bee stats. My own daughter has English as her first language, and she has a “propah” Brit accent that my wife can’t follow!
Personally, I find it hard to pretend to be indignant about a science-fiction story written in 1957 using the word Eskimo.
Isn’t it *all* pretending?
Isn’t it *all* pretending?
Well, the political signalling introduces an air of bad faith and grating contrivance. To take the example above… Among the general public, at least outside of Canada and Alaska, the term Inuit started to replace Eskimo decades after the book in question was written. (And if memory serves, many of the Yupik still prefer Eskimo as a general term.) But it seems that mere anachronism mustn’t inhibit the tutting and wagging of fingers.
…bad faith and grating contrivance…
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Well, duh. They left out Climate Hysteria, though.
So much boilerplate, so little time. I believe this is the “Mad Pride” flag, though.
♪♫…a pretty girl is like a melody…♪♫
♪♫…a pretty girl is like a melody…♪♫
We can only wonder what other creations await.
[ Puts down tarpaulin in case of womanly juices. ]
I thought you had the tarpaulins down permanently for the benefit of the henchlesbians.
We can only wonder what other creations await.
SSDD.
…the term Inuit started to replace Eskimo decades after the book in question was written. (And if memory serves, many of the Yupik still prefer Eskimo as a general term.)
Kevin Williamson, whose career in journalism began in Bombay, explaining why he resists subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) attempts to correct his usage from calling the city Bombay, to calling it Mumbai instead:
’So it was the Shiv Sena, when they came to power, who insisted on changing the official name of Bombay to Mumbai and insisted the people used it. And the reason they did that was, one, that’s the Marathi word, but two, it’s also a religious name [for Hindus] … So it’s basically a way for this angry, Fascist political party full of right-wing political zealots to raise their middle finger at the national government and religious minorities, and ethnic minorities, and linguistic minorities, and foreigners, and especially to Muslims.
‘And so of course all the enlightened, sensitive, politically correct people in the West now adopt this language [i.e. Mumbai for Bombay] because, you know, we want to be nice.
‘So when you say ‘Mumbai’, in a sense you accept and adopt their agenda whether you know it or not.’
I notice that one of the snack mixes that I enjoy is still called “Bombay mix”. Odd that. But then they do tell me that I’m a racist, so…