Friday Ephemera
The price of happiness. || Postmodern Pong. || Paragliding DJ. || The ideal male body. || Logo of note. || Have you licked your eyes today? || Clearly, his are way stretchier than yours. || The thrill of waxing (or, One Man’s Woes). || Nook-dweller detected. || When autogynephile men get off in ladies’ bathrooms. (Not, needless to say, suitable for work). || And nobody helps. || I’m not entirely sure what’s happening here. || Posh pad. Hit ‘walkthrough’ and turn left. (h/t, Julia) || The joys of public transport, part 4,868. || “It’s time to talk about my pronouns.” Because she’s just so damn fascinating. || The progressive retail experience, parts 440, 441, 442, and 443. || Only recruiting the cream. (h/t, pst314) || A cat’s conscience is at best intermittent. || First contact. || And finally, how Marvel shat the bed – one woman’s point of view.
Also, I now have a Twitter account.
used the word “tranny” in reference to an auto transmission
Tranny fluid by law must be treated as hazardous waste.
Tranny fluid by law must be treated as hazardous waste.
When autogynephile men get off in ladies’ bathrooms.
I see what you did there.
One for the ladies.
When someone exhibits chronic self-destructive mental illness problems, the humane approach is to stage an intervention
Still, they have far more important things to be doing…
I’m about 30 minutes into the latter youtube video “Arrested for a meme” and I had to stop here at the 24:07 mark where Harry Miller, in response to the question “how did we get here?” muses that he thinks the start begins with the oath UK LEOs take changing in 2002 from an oath ” To keep the Queen’s peace and uphold the law” to “keep the Queen’s peace, uphold the law and human rights“. As Miller further says
This is where the UK is and where the US may be headed, that “human rights organizations” have the power to see extrajudicial actions taken against their ideological enemies via state agents.
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
One for the ladies.
What the…? I should know better than to click when David specifies a link “for the ladies”.
I’m not sure if it’s the gyrations or what appears to be a complete lack of body hair that’s more disturbing.
I’m not sure if it’s the gyrations or what appears to be a complete lack of body hair that’s more disturbing.
[ Puts down tarpaulin in case of womanly juices. ]
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
This comment is always pertinent.
The Other Half has been rummaging, for quite some time, in a small, little-used kitchen cupboard. He was digging deep, apparently in search of hidden treats. At one point I feared he would end up in Narnia. He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour. The expiry date is September 2013.
To be fair, my statement was more a hope than an expectation.
Yes. Well, that was my hope. 😉
Speaking, as we often do, of arrogant fucking narcissists.
Too bad some nearby customer didn’t start hosing down those a**hole with gas while loudly calling for a match.
Completely independent of how well written the stories are, there’s the problem that as large demographic groups men and women like different kinds of entertainment.
Well, as Bill Burr pointed out, women don’t even watch the WNBA. In fact, I would venture that more women watch the NBA than watch the WNBA. Just a guess as I wouldn’t trust anyone, pro or con, to provide trustworthy stats on that.
The Critical Drinker from three years ago.
But can it really be him? He didn’t finish by telling us “now go away.”
He was digging deep, apparently in search of hidden treats.
It’s reached a point here where anything not found in the kitchen in a sufficiently reasonable amount of time elicits the not always appreciated and usually completely unhelpful taunt, “It’s behind the avocados”.
He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour. The expiry date is September 2013.
Been there. Moved last year and found some interesting things. One cupboard shelf was filled with items expired in 2001. I think it was our Y2K stash.
In unrelated news, the next three-figure drinks order gets a free bag of flour.
At one point I feared he would end up in Narnia. He emerged, eventually, clutching a bag of flour
Still better than anything Guy Kay ever wrote.
But can it really be him?
It’s been fun watching him refine the persona and the style over time. There’s a WWII/military history YouTuber named Lazerpig who’s aping the style with enough of his own flair to be amusing.
Now I wonder what Yahtzee’s been up to in the five years since I watched any of the Zero Punctuation videos.
Ah. It turns out he’s moved to California, become a father, and now inserts typical left coast talking points into every single review. That’s a few Kb of bandwidth saved then.
“The primary mission of the university should be ‘social justice’.” I kind of wish that Harlan Ellison were still alive, just so he could get canceled and humiliated by the offspring of the deranged leftist “make education relevant” campaign that he so loudly supported.
Yet another “anti-violence worker” turns out to be an unreformed felon.
Sure seems like the program is a scam.
“One for the Ladies”
Speedo called, they want their suit back…..dry cleaned
Black pudding pizza.
[ Retrieves launch key from safe. ]
It’s official. The White House has declared me and, at least, 74 million other 2020 voters, per definition,“fascist” and the “enemies of democracy.”
“taking away our voting rights” well. Where do I start. We got along fine since 1776 without mail in ballots and early voting. Without enabling ballot box stuffing. Lies 24/7/365
By the way dear, fascism is when business is aligned with the state, and there are no opposition parties, both of which we have or the dems are pushing for (see california).
It’s official. The White House has declared me and, at least, 74 million other 2020 voters, per definition,”fascist” and the “enemies of democracy.”
Shrug. Liberal “friends” have been calling me a fascist for decades. I have only myself to blame for openly advocating for smaller, weaker government.
By the way dear, fascism is when business is aligned with the state…
A better formulation would be “when all social institutions are aligned with [directed by] the State”. And the foundation of fascism is corporatism.
Barack Obama, by the way, said that he favored a corporatist form of government–and this was plainly manifested in his speeches and policies. Which is why liberals liked him so much.
Shrug. Liberal “friends” have been calling me a fascist for decades.
Sure, I live in CA have endured it for years. But those leftwing acquaintances could, at best, do little more than not send me a Christmas card and gossip about me amongst their friends over white wine spritzers.
But as Sam Harris observed, anything extrajudicial by the state is perfectly warranted when one is dealing with an enemy of the state like Trump.
Such as the latest “oh, look, a leak!” done by the IRS.
But those leftwing acquaintances could, at best, do little more than not send me a Christmas card…
Agreed. Instead of “shrug” I should have written “Not a surprising development”.
Yahtzee’s on the U.S. West coast? And he’s been zombified? Damn.
Just for the record, re BaggageClaim’s ancestry, at 4:10 in the video Nikw211 linked to https://youtu.be/BHnhmqvY8mE?t=250 she says, “I’m an Indian woman, I’m an immigrant”.
Black pudding pizza? Here I thought those were shots from the Webb telescope…maybe very dense galaxies (or dark matter!) floating in the foreground of a gigantic red star….
I do believe that individual did not seek out a Muslim owned petrol station. Odd that.
I have only myself to blame for openly advocating for smaller, weaker government.
How Ron DeSantis responded to Charlie Crist calling him a dictator. This is how it is done. Push back, push back hard, and take no prisoners.
She doesn’t appear to be based on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker’.
Took me a minute to realize that was to be read as “She doesn’t appear to be, based on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker'” instead of “She doesn’t appear to be based, on this video discussion with the ‘Critical Drinker’.”
I’m an Indian woman
Fascinating. I wonder what region of India, because that’s not a typical Indian accent.
Yahtzee’s on the U.S. West coast? And he’s been zombified? Damn.
He’s always been a typical lefty Brit – his hatred for ps3/360 era FPSes is based mostly on the fact that they’re pro-American military – but now he’s just squeezing in random comments about feeling guilty for playing Pressure Washer Simulator because he lives in California. He’s lost his edge, which all edgy comedians eventually do. It’s just sad he went in such a tediously typical way.
Me too, bgates, and more than a minute.
and now inserts typical left coast talking points into every single review.
I can think of several YouTubers whose views on books, films, adaptations, etc., used to be interesting or worth the occasional peek, but who’ve since become faintly aggravating, and less insightful, because of a compulsion to signal their supposedly ‘progressive’ politics at every conceivable opportunity. And so, a game of spotting-the-racism/sexism/thing-we-now-disapprove-of often overshadows more pertinent details and seems to inspire the greatest enthusiasm, if only for the one playing the game. Personally, I find it hard to pretend to be indignant about a science-fiction story written in 1957 using the word Eskimo.
Black pudding pizza
The two slices at the top approach the necessary levels of caramelisation and charring, the other four are woefully undercooked.
A great idea ruined by shoddy workmanship. My country in a nutshell.
Hence, police at your door for causing an unknown victim “anxiety”.
Being of cynical disposition I suspect the unknown victim is in fact another police officer. Cuts out the middle man and saves time.
@bgates, bgatesBaceseras
Avert your eyes from the following then …
a distressing break-in and burglary at his elderly parents home.
I wonder what region of India, because that’s not a typical Indian accent
Daniel, judging by her features and some signs from her accent, most probably North India, Punjab or maybe the large state of Uttar Pradesh.
I suspect most second generation Indians converge towards that kind of “softened” accent. Culturally, for immigrants from India, fitting in with the law/culture etc and learning the language is considered positive. Same kind of thinking that drives the ridiculous spelling bee stats. My own daughter has English as her first language, and she has a “propah” Brit accent that my wife can’t follow!
Personally, I find it hard to pretend to be indignant about a science-fiction story written in 1957 using the word Eskimo.
Isn’t it *all* pretending?
Isn’t it *all* pretending?
Well, the political signalling introduces an air of bad faith and grating contrivance. To take the example above… Among the general public, at least outside of Canada and Alaska, the term Inuit started to replace Eskimo decades after the book in question was written. (And if memory serves, many of the Yupik still prefer Eskimo as a general term.) But it seems that mere anachronism mustn’t inhibit the tutting and wagging of fingers.
…bad faith and grating contrivance…
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Well, duh. They left out Climate Hysteria, though.
So much boilerplate, so little time. I believe this is the “Mad Pride” flag, though.
♪♫…a pretty girl is like a melody…♪♫

♪♫…a pretty girl is like a melody…♪♫
We can only wonder what other creations await.
[ Puts down tarpaulin in case of womanly juices. ]
I thought you had the tarpaulins down permanently for the benefit of the henchlesbians.
We can only wonder what other creations await.
SSDD.
…the term Inuit started to replace Eskimo decades after the book in question was written. (And if memory serves, many of the Yupik still prefer Eskimo as a general term.)
Kevin Williamson, whose career in journalism began in Bombay, explaining why he resists subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) attempts to correct his usage from calling the city Bombay, to calling it Mumbai instead:
’So it was the Shiv Sena, when they came to power, who insisted on changing the official name of Bombay to Mumbai and insisted the people used it. And the reason they did that was, one, that’s the Marathi word, but two, it’s also a religious name [for Hindus] … So it’s basically a way for this angry, Fascist political party full of right-wing political zealots to raise their middle finger at the national government and religious minorities, and ethnic minorities, and linguistic minorities, and foreigners, and especially to Muslims.
‘And so of course all the enlightened, sensitive, politically correct people in the West now adopt this language [i.e. Mumbai for Bombay] because, you know, we want to be nice.
‘So when you say ‘Mumbai’, in a sense you accept and adopt their agenda whether you know it or not.’
I notice that one of the snack mixes that I enjoy is still called “Bombay mix”. Odd that. But then they do tell me that I’m a racist, so…