Friday Ephemera
I did not see that coming. || The adult in the room. || I blame magnetic rays. || Brisk and bumpy. || Trolley problems. || Just like Spider-Man. || The joys of public transport, part 4,867. || Are they peaceful? || Perilous path taken. || The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437. || Five minutes of rush-hour McDonald’s. || Small act. (h/t, Perry) || Great save, I guess. || Not-at-all-weird trans-drag for kiddies. || Day 98 of girlhood. || Overgrown brats in need of belated spanking. || The bleeding edge of yesteryear. (h/t, Things) || The two-headed boy of Bengal. || Milky scenes. || Incoming. || They wanted extra sauce but they didn’t want to pay for it. || And finally, via Tim, a relaxing time was had.
Extra sauce? What are they serving, chicken?
Oh no. Whatever will we do?
Oh no. Whatever will we do?
Especially ridiculous given that much of the EU has stricter abortion laws than the US.
It’s like they want to emphasize their irrelevance, in case you weren’t already convinced.
I did not see that coming
Definitely worth the price of admission.
I did not see that coming
Sort of puts a new spin on Starro the Conqueror.
The adult in the room.
I miss boundaries.
Daniel Ream:“Sort of puts a new spin on Starro the Conqueror.”
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that!
“Incoming.”
Panto season started early! “It’s behind you!”
Morning, all.
Possibly a bootleg.
The adult in the room
I’ve known a handful of women who taught elementary school for years and since they spend virtually all their time interacting with children they do eventually adopt a somewhat childlike persona. But it takes them years to get to that point, especially if they have any adults in their social network.
This one seems to have started that way.
Trolley problems.
I laughed at the one with the Amazon package.
I’m not sorry.
I laughed at the one with the Amazon package.
Also, the thorny moral quandaries of mystery boxes, robots, reincarnation, defective spectacles, and first and second cousins.
She did not see this coming.
Fountain-like effects of objects dropped into liquids(I suggest playing with the sound off as the music is absolutely ghastly).
The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437.
They wanted extra sauce but they didn’t want to pay for it.
Retail and dining mash-up – a possible new series? – Part 2 and Part 3
Wondering whether the half-formed notions that pass as ideas wafting lazily through the vasty spaces in the mind of The adult in the room are what is ultimately responsible for scenes such as The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437.?
The 5 o’clock shadow really serves to highlight the femininity.
Part 2 and Part 3
Pasted in the wrong link for Part 3 – this is it.
this is it
Someone pass me the cone of shame, will you?
(No italics spillage …)
Notable use of household spray product.
Someone pass me the cone of shame, will you?
You’ll notice that, being a gentleman, I didn’t draw attention to your catastrophic blunder. The one above, right there.
Queen of the high seas.
Thank you for your “small act”. Your kindness showed for the world to see and may God bless you your whole life.
Fast food workers need to be carrying bear spray.
The music for the “street of death” really makes it, I think.
The adult in the room.
Let me go out on a limb here and say that I see a big future for her on Onlyfans.
The 5 o’clock shadow really serves to highlight the femininity.
Not womanhood, mind, but girlhood.
I did not see that coming.
Those of us familiar with the Northwest Tree Octopus did.
The 5 o’clock shadow…
That is “girlbeard”, transphobe.
It’s like they want to emphasize their irrelevance, in case you weren’t already convinced.
Or that they want to emphasize their disdain for America. We have seen that before, and it’s not surprising given just how wedded they are to the idea of the gargantuan super-state and how threatened they are by any political system that leaves more power in the hands of local government or even (horrors!) individuals.
they want to emphasize their disdain for America
Daddy issues writ large.
I can’t imagine why Elon Musk would be concerned about bogus twitter accounts.
I don’t see how the poor saps in her district can vote for her, she doesn’t even twerk for Ukraine.
bogus twitter accounts
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
Maybe I just like pulling levers. Ain’t nothing but a thing, chicken wing.
In 437, does the guy videoing say “that’s battery and against store policy” in reference to the security guard? Scumbag.
And apparently so. Found the comments there. Winner points out that it was not a defensive foul as the contact was “all-ball” or something. Heh.
Small act.
Not to be “that guy” and all “explosions don’t go boom in a vacuum” but who just videos an attractive young woman trying to get somewhere in the rain without going out there with a raincoat, umbrella, or at least a newspaper? I mean, she’s cute enough to attract your attention such that you follow her with the camera. Especially after she stops to help the old lady cross? Kinda creepy. But ok, I’m “that guy”. Just not that guy with the camera.
STARFISH HITLER!
but who just videos an attractive young woman trying to get somewhere in the rain without going out there with a raincoat, umbrella, or at least a newspaper?
Obviously, a more attractive young woman, you deplorable chauvanarcissist.
Discovered: lost burial chamber of the Great King.
True?
Joe Biden’s worsening dementia: “…to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life“
How do you fry pickles? https://mobile.twitter.com/al_hansel87/status/1544307662082433025/photo/1
How do you fry pickles?
I’ve heard of deep-fried pickles. Not tempted to try them.
Maybe a hungry girl friend would eat them.
Not tempted to try them.
Clearly a bluebelly savage. Educate yourself, do better.
Clearly a bluebelly savage. Educate yourself, do better.
“Franz, it is time. Come with me.”
[ Takes elevator to secret sub-sub-sub basement complex. Flips switch illuminating vast cavern filled with tens of thousands of cryo pods. Scans status lights on master control panel. Turns key marked “Ulysses S. Grant”. Lights on three thousand pods change from solid to blinking green. Screen lights up: “Zombie reanimation in 15 minutes…14 minutes…” ]
[ Contemplates actually delicious Southern food, such as baked ham and spoon bread. Presses ‘Cancel’ button. ]
I’ve heard of deep-fried pickles. Not tempted to try them.
Tried them. Kinda meh. Ranch or whatever dressing kinda makes it but seems more tied to the Fried Green Tomatoes trend that led to fried blah, blah, blah. Buffalo fried broccoli isn’t bad but again, ranch dressing, etc. None of which tops fried okra. Mmmm…
…but again, ranch dressing…
The Midwest compells you.
Presses ‘Cancel’ button.
Good thing too, we were getting ready to set the wild hogs loose on them, they loves them some zombies.
Ranch…
I am among barbarians. A remoulade is the proper condiment if you must.