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Elsewhere in Portland:
Must be the heat, because meanwhile in Chicago…
Of course they are, it is irrelevant that it was first observed in monkeys.
Wait till they find out Jenner used cowpox to inoculate for smallpox, sounds like racism against dairy farmers to me.
I think of society as Flounder and our collective governments, institutions and sundry “experts” as Otter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTF2j0OWUi8
This applies to just about every aspect of modern life. BTW, the automated voice message we received yesterday telling us unplug unnecessary devises and raise our thermostat at least 2 degrees ‘due to our power generator shifting from coal and natural gas to solar and wind…or face a forced brownout’ has me less pleased with modern life than normal. But unlike transitioning surgery, this is completely reversible…if we were led by people who weren’t complete idiots.
“There’s Something On The Windscreen”
Hmm. That will take a bit more RainX, I think…
Hmm. That will take a bit more RainX, I think…
Replace the windshield wiper fluid with tear gas.
if we were led by people who weren’t complete idiots
The idiot percentage has become much worse because of software; sophisticated tools make the best better but also make the dumb much dumber.
…For one “woman” in Kiev…; the best part is the please donate to the Puppies With Cancer Foundation music.
…For one “woman” in Kiev…
“She” complains that “she” will probably not be allowed to leave Ukraine. Not said, but I strongly suspect that this is because “she” is a male of the right age for military service.
Always respect the media.
Pronouns in bio, needless to say.
if we were led by people who weren’t complete idiots.
Idiots are well-intentioned even as they are walking disaster zones.
Our Betters know what they are doing. Their disasters are features, not bugs.
Always respect the media.
Bill Murray was not available for comment. No, seriously. I checked YouTube. Could not find that specific review. This much later bit was moderately funny however. In an off-topic A-LOOO-min-um sense.
“She” complains that “she” will probably not be allowed to leave Ukraine.
He complains he can’t leave Kiev which he claims is hell for “trans”. Right, last time I looked at a map there is more to Ukraine than Kiev, and I guess it would be too much to expect of him to go to Lviv or someplace far from the fighting and do something to support the war effort.
Sure, it is hell for trans in Kyiv…oh wait, there is a war going on and it is hell for everyone.
Reminds me not so much of Jurassic Park but of that Twilight Zone episode “Nightmare at 20000 feet”
Classic overblown Shatner performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dar2HKImK-0
if we were led by people who weren’t complete idiots
I wonder if we’re not undergoing governing by Manufactured Discontent.
I came across this phrase in reference to a video about Fortnite. The idea there is to let people pay for free, but make the experience so bad to encourage them to pony up an endless stream of cash.
I’ve seen variations of MD already. Liberal lawyers change the means of capital punishment from the easy (gunshot, the same lethal injection we use to kill our sick pets) to horrific to encourage opposition to CP.
We have had liberals closing state hospitals and reducing effective ways of treating the mentally ill to inflict them on communities. Now we have Soros-backed prosecutors releasing criminals to reoffend in an attempt to impose more (and ineffective) gun control regulations.
The compliant liberal media support them and refuse to look into more effective alternatives.
This also provides cover for the true objective of government: funneling taxpayer money to businesses and groups who
bribecontribute to political non-profits used to build personal fortunes and provide phony-baloney jobs to worthless relatives.Whether this is real or not, it is nothing new.
I once went through this over 40 years ago with a mandatory course in which I quickly learned the only way to pass was to spit back the party line, only difference was they didn’t say it up front.
it is nothing new.
That would be the sociology department that saw fit to employ the ludicrous* Colin Cremin.
[ Added: ]
*Ludicrous, delusional, obnoxious, narcissistic, and dishonest. Just to be clear.
Speaking of Ludicrous, delusional, obnoxious, narcissistic, and dishonest….
The trend is becoming clear, next up, the pyramids were designed and built by “trans”.
Did Mussolini make the trans run on time?
Is that your coat?
https://cwbchicago.com/2022/06/woman-ran-over-chicago-cop-with-a-hijacked-squad-car-had-fired-shots-and-crashed-her-own-car-minutes-earlier-prosecutors-say.html
Dear Portland
Please hold my adult beverage.
Sincerely
Chicago
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Mexican-Born Texas House Candidate Rides Rightward Latino Drift to Historic Victory.
Rightward Latino Drift: Band name or racehorse name?
Rightward Latino Drift: Band name or racehorse name?
Was thinking more a Mexican version of this.
next up, the pyramids were designed and built by “trans”.
Sub-saharan “trans” if you please.
“Latino Drift”
Definitely a racehorse name.
Sub-saharan “trans” if you please.
I’m observing yet another Facebook thread that contends that the Roman Empire had tons of black people because of its colonies in North Africa and generals like Scipio Africanus.
Romulus wept, these people are stupid.
Can we just skip ahead to where we finally admit the ultimate truth, that everything good and useful in this world was really created by the blackest, most hispanic, asian, furry transexual lesbians-with-dicks baby f****g cannibal communities of history who worshipped The One True Satan? The slow crawl to this bloody obvious Truth is just wasting everyone’s time.
Oh, and they did mushrooms too. In their communes. Damn you, colonial white man.
designed and built by “trans”
Otherwise known as eunuchs?
[ Compiles tomorrow’s Ephemera, sounds of muffled laughing. ]
First time a woman who does’t at all throw like a girl gets a first pitch over the plate, and NBC has a big mad because Fox didn’t show it.
Fox, damn heretics.
Meanwhile at a
seminaryschool in Arizona, “What do you think caused your heterosexuality?” and othertheological“leadership and diversity” questions.Do we have to wait 600 years to find the origins of the WuFlu?
Ancient teeth reveal where Black Death began, researchers say
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-61820604
“What do you think caused your heterosexuality?” and other
theological“leadership and diversity” questions.And yet there was a time, not too long ago, when teachers on the whole were not weirdly interested in their students’ sex lives. To the extent those students had sex lives, of course.
…“leadership and diversity” questions.
I know these are all Bizzaro world “what if we switched words” gotcha questions, but I am not sure how, by shoving an agenda in someone’s face (e.g., Question 8), it is actually going to “reduce homophobia” and not just piss people off with another pointless exercise where one has to spout the party line.
I am not sure how, by shoving an agenda in someone’s face (e.g., Question 8), it is actually going to “reduce homophobia” and not just piss people off with another pointless exercise where one has to spout the party line.
I’m sure that one of the purposes is to gratify the natural sadism of leftists and queer activists. But the chief reason is to humiliate and bully people into submission–train them to submit to political tyranny. When they are forced to participate in lies, their personalities are corrupted and they become ever more manipulable. Leftists are not fellow citizens.
The obvious retort to the questionnaire would be something like: “It makes sense asking how an abnormality* arises, not to inquire how normality comes to be. Heterosexuality is statistically the norm (as one would expect for a mammalian species). Therefore, even as an ironic role reversal, this ‘questionnaire’ is ridiculous.”
Sorry, the asterisk should have led to a footnote reading: *If the word offends, substitute ‘departure from the statistical norm’.
Ancient teeth reveal where Black Death began, researchers say
I see, people started it, that is why prairie dogs in the desert southwest are a reservoir. The problem appears to be conflating bubonic plague with pneumonic plague which is caused by the same Yersinia pestis, but generally directly transmitted person-person via aerosol droplet, not that during a Yersina plague a person could not be an accidental reservoir.
Oh. A computer model, never mind, if that doesn’t prove it, nothing will.
“To the extent those students had sex lives, of course.”
Well, there was Ms. Vivian, teacher of English language, all 5’2″ of her with a favorite (hers and ours) halter top
(yeah, it was the 70’s. So there)
all 5’2” of her with a favorite (hers and ours) halter top
[ Googles halter top. ]
Ah. I see.
Ah. I see.
Now do “tube top”, for educational purposes, of course.
Now do “tube top”
See, I now fear what’s going to materialise in my Google and YouTube recommendations. It’s like the time I’d just compiled the week’s ephemera, which must’ve featured a bra-related item, and for the next few days I was bombarded with adverts for bras.
So. Many. Bras.
“So we could construct models of the disease dynamics [there].”
Pray God, will You ever spare us from these egotistical overeducated idiots? Or do You prefer we do it ourselves? Because our way ain’t gonna be pretty and sure as shit You will show up later and tell us how we did it wrong.
Pray God, will You ever spare us from these egotistical overeducated idiots?
The thing that is particularly stupid is that this is not a new disease and the means of transmission, hosts, and the lot were worked out over 100 years ago, and have been studied extensively. Unless they can show that ancient American Indians and Kyrgyzstanis were going around biting prairie dogs and voles, they have demonstrated bupkis with their “models”.
Meanwhile, speaking of idiots, the Miss Universe people would like to lecture us on menstrual equity.
for the next few days I was bombarded with adverts for bras.
Something the Wife and I noticed recently…we share MY Facebook account. She was of course too shy to get her own but now she’s on mine all the bloody time…but I digress. Anyway, we noticed that when she views things from her devices she sees more female-oriented things. I tend to see more man-oriented things. Every once in a while, usually via some Amazon related post, I do see things she likely clicked on, etc. Last night she saw a couple of posts/suggestions suggesting interest in Asian or Eastern European women. Of course she asks. Now I have on occasion, it seems to happen in waves…ones with long periods…npi…”friend” suggestions with obviously suspicious sexy female profile pics. Yet ver, very odd that I haven’t seen these Asian/European solicitation style posts.
the Miss Universe people would like to lecture us on menstrual equity.
It’s remarkable how quickly deranged pretension spreads.
Quite the journey from “A chicken in every pot…” to A drag queen in every school…
Nessel said without a trace of reflection.
[ Googles halter top. ]
David, now google “busty Ukrainian beauties want to meet you”.