Friday Ephemera
A situation had arisen. || Can you guess ten seconds? (h/t, Things) || The concept of sideways. || Smooth operator. || Temptation. || Patient dogs. || The joys of public transport, part 4,865. || The progressive retail experience, part 434. || They hunt in packs. || I’ll tell you when to stop. || Ladies, is this true? || Gummi bear lovers, look away now. || The collected kitsch of Siegfried and Roy. || At last, a chocolate giraffe. || The sex robots are coming. || “Distinct transitioning odours.” || Sandwich filling. || Three hours of Norwegian snowfall. || Tight dress, big breasts. || It’s a job. || Social gaffe detected. || If you could dance on the Moon. || And finally, please write down and memorise her fashionable complications.
Ladies, is this true?
For social media influencer types, probably, yes. For the average female, no. Some of those Instagram people look plastic they have so much makeup on.
Tight dress, big breasts
This was just mean, David!
Wait–it’s Friday already??
The joys of “diverse” neighborhoods.
The joys of public transport, part 4,865.
The progressive retail experience, part 434.
“Distinct transitioning odours.”
please write down and memorise her fashionable complications.
Can’t we move all these, er, people, to an island somewhere? Maybe Inaccessible?
An insight into Eastern European culture: The Clinic.
Professional garden gnomes.
“Universally recognized as pure evil”
[ Looks up. Eyes narrow. Looks at David with new suspicion. ]
Professional garden gnomes.
Time to start an advocacy group.
The sex robots are coming.
I might have had a gripe about the lack of male sexbots in that clip, then Chesty McMonotone started ‘talking.’ Ye gods. Serious question: do guys actually find that arousing?
Serious question: do guys actually find that arousing?
That thing, not in the least, even it it was at the level of a Cherry 2000 it would get old quick.
Say no to the YouTube Shorts UI! Normal link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iBThaP_TaY
A pitch-perfect parody of Vice/Mic/Bustle/Everyday Feminism – bravo.
A pitch-perfect parody of Vice/Mic/Bustle/Everyday Feminism – bravo.
If it is, it is a parody of Biblical proportions that puts the Babylon Bee to shame.
Thought #1 while clicking the link: “I know I’m going to regret this.”
Thought #2 after clicking the link: “I see our host as a parakeet who has fluffed its feathers after biting the living dogshit out of my finger when I introduced my finger into its cage.”
Thought #3 while writing this: “Well done.”
The sex robots are coming.
The sex robot you want…
Tight dress, big breasts.
The sex robot you deserve.
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Thanks. I posted from my phone and it does all kinds of unpleasant things when I try to post. It took three tried as it was which explains the wonky spacing and the open italics. I shall report for regrooving.
10 seconds- 9.753
Can you guess ten seconds?
Third attempt. 🙂
Morning, all.
Thought #1 while clicking the link: “I know I’m going to regret this.”
And yet here we are.
Again.
” The collected kitsch of Siegfried and Roy.”
Mats Jonasson and Baccarat sitting there like jewels in a midden, though…
Wait—it’s Friday already??
Tell me about it.
He just can’t.
He just can’t
George, Zippy and Bungle want their hat back.
Does this count as “social justice”?
George, Zippy and Bungle want their hat back.
Effete Hat Guy clearly imagines himself as above such low-status things as patriotic sentiment or attachment to one’s country, albeit expressed via the medium of beach chairs, and which he disdains as “Ew, Trumpy.” But a society in which Effete Hat Guy is the norm, or very common, is unlikely to fare well when a rival population, perhaps one less alienated from itself, wants to take his stuff.
The attacker and his pack survived, so I’d say “not really”.
Tight dress, big breasts.
I never thought I’d ever see a human being do such a convincing impression of an over-done roast turkey. And yet, there it is.
Interesting view of the input end…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW3Dx_EpegU
Sandwich filling.
I’m not sure I’m going to like this latest episode of Octonauts.
Tight dress, big breasts.
*shakes fist at barkeep*
*shakes fist at barkeep*
No refunds. Credit note only.
He just can’t
Betcha he disliked the American flag before he ever heard of Trump.
This dislike of the flag has long been common among liberals: If you just wander through any city you will see that flags are much more common in conservative neighborhoods than in liberal ones, even on Independence Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day.
When my sister and her husband bought their North Woods second home, she commented with scorn at the tacky American flags on the property. Later, when caring for our parents, I noticed that I was the only one who would put up the American flag on Independence Day.
*shakes fist at barkeep*
Mandy, Candy and Brandy say that their sisters are looking for employment. (No openings on John Derbyshire’s island paradise.) They only do ordinary office and clerical work, but they do like to wear shorts and halters in the office and bikinis when they play volleyball on their lunch hours.
Tight dress, big breasts.
Got to say, that’s not what I was hoping for. 🙂
Got to say, that’s not what I was hoping for. 🙂
Was the garment not tight? Were the breasts not big?
[ Turns to judge. ]
I rest my case.
Does this count as “social justice”?
I’ll up the ante: My idea of justice requires not only that the thug be killed on the spot, but that his “dindu nuffin” family be properly dealt with too.
Got to say, that’s not what I was hoping for. 🙂
Allow me to introduce myself.
If it is, it is a parody of Biblical proportions that puts the Babylon Bee to shame.
More:
“Hey there! ? IQfy is a lifestyle and social commentary imprint of the Sunshine Initiative. We design and publish storyful, smarter content to uplift feminine folks globally and elevate the conversation generally. Our Twitter also has the side mission of seeking out and signal boosting the smartest tweets on issues of the day…The Team Sunshine flag, representing the feminine radiating sunlight onto the masculine world below…”
Many more paragraphs of gibberish at that link.
David, your antiquated galleons will no longer protect you from Florida Man.
How to escape being kidnapped.
Roman alarm clock.
A food delivery service offers dietary advice.
Join us now for, “The Dong Always Tings Twice”, another exciting Iowahawk Mystery™!
This looks intriguing and attractive. As long as the staff does not include someone named Pseudolus.
Have you ever asked your bootmaker for cock?
https://twitter.com/wallaceme/status/1534913170376167424
This looks intriguing and attractive.
Not if it has a flush toilet.
It’s funny, because it’s true.
Not if it has a flush toilet.
That is an anachronistic sacrifice I am willing to make. [ Gazes nobly into the distant blue skies. ]
For the easily bored. And the decadent idle classes.