Friday Ephemera
Lion deterrent detected. || Get a load of me. || In case of emergency. || Meet your new flatmate. || Scenes from Mother Russia. || How to make carrot cake. || The thrill of carving broccoli. || They have one of these and, frankly, you don’t. || Headphones detected || Hens and roosters. || The classics, redone. (h/t, Damian) || The progressive retail experience, parts 421 and 422. || Little picture books. || Not without a point. || Slow-motion bubble-popping, from the inside. || Globle, or the thrill of geography. || The struggle is real, people. || Roland50 studio. || An obstacle is encountered. || The making of marbles. || A high-stakes drama unfolds. || And finally, behold ye the dominant species on planet Earth.
[ Opens notebook. Starts “Alex” page. Writes “known punster”. ]
alligator: eats your dog
crocodile: eats you
that’s the big difference, though ironically hippos kill more people than crocs, even though herbivores. Just nasty temper I guess.
hippos kill more people than crocs, even though herbivores. Just nasty temper I guess.
No surprise. They are vegans, after all.
hippos kill more people than crocs, even though herbivores.
Also more than lions.
Just nasty temper I guess.
They are large, strong, bad-tempered animals that look funny and harmless. Even stupid people nearly all know better than to take chances with lions or crocs. But lots of people have no idea that hippos are dangerous.