Friday Ephemera
I’m not sure what this is, but I think you should try it. || At last, a self-crumpling ballpoint pen. || Attention, ladies. Alice wants to use your bathroom. || A little scrubbing. || It’s a job. || The unblocking did not go well. || The thrill of wearing women’s knickers. || Thieving large objects, a thread. || Anti-theft device of note, 1961. || Intellectual activity, 2022. || Today’s word is serendipity. (h/t, Darleen) || Well, you would, I suppose. || Dancing at 90 degrees. || Cheese trajectory. || Gamer girl. || Giving it everything. || Ready meals of note. || And how was your day, dear? || How to play the piano. || John Peel roulette. (h/t, Things) || And finally, implausibly, the kamikaze porn-star scandal that rocked Japan.
Also, I now have a Gettr account.
I’m not sure what this is
Kinda looks like a koala’s asshole. Don’t ask me how I know.
A little scrubbing.
Baby mutant ninja turtles. Seriously, looks like a baby snapping turtle. Just wait about 40 years and try that.
It’s a job.
And the Wichita linesman is still on the line…
Thieving large objects, a thread
[ laughs in Timothy Hutton ]
Intellectual activity, 2022
I keep saying this: CO2 fire extinguishers are a marvelous solution to this problem.
Dancing at 90 degrees
Something wrong with the elevator?
“A little scrubbing.”
Someone really needs to overdub that with the Godzilla screech….
Morning, all.
Kinda looks like a koala’s asshole. Don’t ask me how I know.
I’m guessing it’s some kind of stomach, or maybe a bladder. Or some kind of humidifier. I’m out of my depth, frankly.
Attention, ladies. Alice wants to use your bathroom.
‘Alice’ can f*ck off.
‘Alice’ can f*ck off.
You don’t fancy sharing an intimate space, a ladies’ toilet, with a balding middle-aged man with serious mental health problems?
But he feels so pretty.
The thrill of wearing women’s knickers.
That.
That.
Clips of the, er, awareness-raising can be found here. When not being excited by pilfering knickers, and wearing the pilfered knickers, and recalling all of the times he’s been excited by wearing other people’s knickers – and reminding us that he’s on speed-dial at the BBC – Mr Neeves refers to himself as “a page 3 girl at 52.”
Not entirely unrelated.
Ah, seems the clips are no longer available.
But he feels so pretty
He is really asking a lot of us, isn’t he? I mean, to ignore all evidence to the contrary and believe is he both a woman AND pretty.
Intellectual activity
“Fuck you, fascist!”
Clearly, the irony is lost on them.
Clearly, the irony is lost on them.
Lefties project.
John Peel roulette.
That took me back. Thanks. 🙂
Intellectual activity, 2022.
At yesterday’s discussion of this learned event there was a short clip of this intellectual titan posted, but it lacked context, so here you go, a more complete version.
I am a giver.
You don’t fancy sharing an intimate space, a ladies’ toilet, with a balding middle-aged man with serious mental health problems?
I don’t even want to share a country with him. Or with those who make excuses for him.
Clips of the, er, awareness-raising can be found here…pilfering knickers…he’s on speed-dial at the BBC…
It seems as if the way to get on speed-dial at the BBC is to be insane or evil or just a criminal.
Kinda looks like a koala’s asshole. Don’t ask me how I know.
[ Backs away. ]
Kinda looks like a koala’s asshole. Don’t ask me how I know.
Well, don’t leave us hanging. The suspense is unbearable.
And hey, we won’t judge.
[ Activates hidden tape recorder. ]
Mr Neeves refers to himself as “a page 3 girl at 52.”
I mean it’s been a long time since I’ve lived in the UK but has The Scum newspaper fallen that far ?
Sam Fox must be rolling in her grave. If it were physically possible for her to roll over.
Mr Neeves refers to himself as “a page 3 girl at 52.”
This chap wonders why not.
After all, there are no genetic differences.
While we are on the subject, I guess one grudgingly has to admire the ability to swim with his junk tucked, but that is about it.
If “katie” got that much of a thrill from wearing his sister’s knickers he’s not transgender he’s a fetishist. This can be treated – and should be. This pervert should not be imposed upon regular business people during office hours.
I think it is a Haggis. Or something similar to a Haggis.
I think it is a Haggis. Or something similar to a Haggis.
So, close cousin to a koala’s asshole.
So, close cousin to a koala’s asshole
Unless koala is a euphemism that, while I can imagine but was not aware of being generally understood…when I saw that all I could think of was Baby Got Back
And hey, we won’t judge.
A gentleman never tells. Just doing my part to liven the place up a little.
[ Fetches bunting, glitter. ]
While we are on the subject…
Ctrl-F just, to find out how modest the claims of our attention-shunning hero are. All that’s being asked for is…
They’ve clunkily copied a template here from FtM sports entryism. The tomboy/daddy’s girl who grows up playing football with the boys, and takes a court case to play on the high school team, technically on the basis that there’s no girls’ team to fulfil the school’s equal opportunity sports obligation. I just want to play football. I just want to be seen as a football player. Dumb jock teammates and conservative parents who bring up problems about disruption to male camaraderie, sexual distraction, double binds of competitive aggression vs “never hit a girl”, their problem is that they’re seeing the girl as a girl. They should maybe go to therapy to stop seeing the girl as a girl, because what is she? She’s a football player, just like all the rest. Now, she might be in a Nike ad as the famous girl football player who’s an inspiration to girls everywhere, her stories about making boys cry retweeted by the millions, but that’s inadmissible evidence when it comes to her modest claim that she just wants to play football, just wants to be one of the team.
But for MtF sports entryism, it makes no sense at all. Nobody questions the man’s qualifications as a swimmer. Penn State has a men’s swimming team, and he was on it.
Such a modest claim. I’m a girl, I just want to be one of the girls.
Less modestly put: I get to decide unilaterally that I’m one of the girls, and the girls who think otherwise are bigots.
Goodwhite parents, good school districts, tens of thousands of miles of chauffeuring their high investement kids to sports camps, Facebook bragging about their STEMgirl college athlete daughters. I don’t feel sorry for them at all. They think they should get the nice part of the deal, where they’re the ones who wave flags on Facebook for the freakish entryists, but that the nasty part of the deal, where somebody has the freak in their locker room, should be imposed on some conservative school in Iowa.
Indeed, there’s no such thing as half support. Is that parent going to re-evaluate her premises now and come to the conclusion that “transphobia” isn’t an argument terminator, that there can be good reasons for shunning transgenders? I doubt it.
They’ve clunkily copied a template here from FtM sports entryism. The tomboy/daddy’s girl who grows up playing football with the boys, and takes a court case to play on the high school team…
I remember those controversies, and I remember the liberal/feminist friends who insisted that only a hateful hating sexist could object.
Intellectual activity, 2022.
More intellectual activity from the veep’s alma mater.
“The thrill of wearing women’s knickers.”
Totally not a racket, then.
alice wants to use your bathroom: amazing how fast half the population got thrown under the bus. Amazing that they (actual women) aren’t complaining more. I wager that lack of complaining is due to the virulence of the ideology plus the fewness of trans imposing on their spaces.
stealing large things: my wife ordered a custom sheet cake for a party. I went to pick it up assuming she had paid (since it was decorated special). They gave me the large cake and I asked an employee to help me put it in my car. Did not pay. Totally oblivious. hahaha. Not a cannon or steel tracks of course.
But he feels so pretty.
He’s wrong.
He’s wrong.
Well, yes. But note that our friend’s idea of womanhood manifests as a saloon-bar whore, complete with fishnet stockings and bustled frock. Which all modern women choose to wear, of course, whether at home or at work, or while wafting down the aisles of the local supermarket. Again, as so often, it seems that what’s desired, and most evidently enjoyed, is not so much womanhood as a cartoonish parody of being female – a pantomime distortion.
It’s a pity no one asks the one question everyone wants to know about Martin “Katie” Neeves and his allies is: “Did you cut off your junk?”
Because, if not, why are we pretending he’s a woman?
After all, if his job is to show us what it’s like being trans, well, it’s a valid question, innit?
Lia is a human being who deserves to be treated with respect
Once again, respect is earned. Lia can have civility until then.
Lia can have civility until then.
When “Lia” Thomas is still flaunting his John Thomas in the women’s locker rooms despite their protestations, his lack of civility means he doesn’t deserve any in return.
Behold his towering intellect.
Penn State has a men’s swimming team, and he was on it.
The swimmer swims for the Ivy League school in Philadelphia, not the Big Ten school in State College. If Thomas were swimming for the PSU team, (s)he could simply have said “I pretended to be a girl because I didn’t want Sandusky molesting me” and everyone would have let it go at that.
…his lack of civility means he doesn’t deserve any in return.
Works for me!
Lia: not only unfair to the women because none of them will ever have his build and musculature, but he gets to be in their locker rooms. Remember: the Left were all about extreme punishment for college men who “assaulted” women, even if just with a dirty joke or pat on the bottom, even a prolonged gaze, even telling them how good they look. Joining women in their locker room and getting naked with them would be for sure grounds for criminal charges, but suddenly it isn’t for this guy.
There is an athlete from south africa, Casper Semenya (sp?) who had been winning 800m (I think) races for years all over the world. First time I saw her I said “male” and when they finally did a test she is XY with a syndrome of lack of response to testosterone–not trans but a biological oddity. An XY person without response to testosterone grows up looking female…but not quite. Turns out the 3 top female runners in the world have this same oddity–ie are men. Not trans. But no biological difference hahaha wrong. Sorry I can’t remember all the details here about who the runners are.
Alice want to use your bathroom…Easy solution, go use the men`s room. Alice isn`t in there.
I remember those controversies, and I remember the liberal/feminist friends who insisted that only a hateful hating sexist could object
Which is why I have no sympathy at all for the poor dears. Completely aside from the argument that sportsing really hard doesn’t have anything to do with an advanced education, women’s sports has been wielding the Herculean club of Title IX lawsuits for decades against colleges.
If the ladies don’t like men invading their sports, perhaps they could quit the team and spend their newfound free time in the library earning a scholarship the old-fashioned way.
ccscientist-
In Africa, male babies born with relative androgen insensitivity syndrome are raised as girls because their external genitalia most resemble a female’s. (I should specify Sub-Saharan Africa.) I would note for you that it is only a relative insensitivity. As you observed, Caster Semenya has obvious male traits–broad shoulders, narrow hips, no waist or breasts. He also has the male traits of more muscle and more fast-twitch muscle fibers. I do feel sad for these men-women: They did not choose to be treated as females; it is all they have known.
As for Mr. Knickers-in-a-Twist pervert and “Lia” Thomas–part of the thrill seems to be knowing they are the naked emperor and forcing everyone to look at their nakedness and say nothing. In other words, the emperor doesn’t think he’s naked, really.
Although much of the bullying and assholery from many trannies (men) comes because they desperately NEED to be women to fulfill their paraphilia, and when they perceive that others aren’t really buying it, it makes the delusion hard to maintain.
And yes, the fact that many women aren’t fighting back–hard, infuriates me. These are men acting like stereotypical bullying, abusive males. And some women shut up and take it. But then I guess that is what some women have always done.
I have fantasies of a sniper rifle.
While we are on the subject, “…a controversial move by Ukrainian authorities…
I have fantasies of a sniper rifle.
You’re going to have to get in line behind Jeff Younger.
@Daniel Ream,
Nah. We can work in tandem. It is a target-rich environment. Heh.