A Non-Conformist Speaks
He’s 30, by the way. And a teacher, obviously.
When not telling the world that “professional dress codes are inherently racist, sexist, and rooted in white supremacy,” and failing to grade papers on time, a shortcoming that crops up repeatedly, Mr Segal likes to paint his nails, play dress-up in class, and talk about the state of his mental health. A topic also revisited more than once.
Update, via the comments, where Alice asks,
Are there any actual grown-ups left in the teaching profession?
I’d imagined that one of the functions of dress codes and broader expectations of workplace professionalism is that they help to filter out the delinquent narcissists. People who just can’t get over themselves. Say, 30-year-old men who like to bemuse 12-year-olds by playing dress-up in class, announcing how “non-binary” they are, and painting their nails.
And not, in fact, to bolster some phantom “white supremacy.”
And again, as so often, the above does make one wonder about Mr Segal’s focus on the task at hand and his priorities, which seem to extend no further than himself. Or themself, I suppose. It doesn’t seem unfair to wonder if the children – the children he’s employed to educate – exist primarily as a captive and uncritical audience, there to applaud his self-preoccupation. The hashtags #tiktokteacher and #teachersoftiktok feature prominently, however, the only video I could find in which Mr Segal speaks of what the children in his care have learned in class – a topic you’d think might be mentioned occasionally – involved the children feeling obliged to regurgitate his contrived pronouns.
Readers may wish to reflect on what it must be like to be a man in his thirties whose regular purchases still include blue and green hair dye. Or a man in his thirties who regularly films himself miming to pop records and who uploads the results to TikTok in search of approval. As not-at-all-arrested educators do.
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Mr Segal responds to his critics.
Mxr. Segal: “like…I can back it up with research and evidence honey. my literal degree is in this #equity #diversity.”
I’m not sure that’s something to brag about, sweet cheeks. Unserious person with unserious degree, behaving unseriously, and in charge of kids’ minds. Nothing to see here, move along now.
A degree in diversity and equity in education or whatever he was banging on about (thankfully my browser automutes twitter and tik tok) likely contains very little “research and evidence”, although they may have redefined research to mean regurgitation, and evidence to mean ideology. Yet it’s held up as some kind of mic drop, and Mxr Unserious there expects to be applauded for it.
“Penis wrapper” sounds like a condom, “penis sheath” like a foreskin. The most upright members signal seriousness with a penis gourd.
Earnest, your link to that image did not work. I suspect that the host does not allow external links to its images. Better to just link to the page itself. In this case with an NSFW warning. Or, when you really want the image to display here, link to a copy that you have uploaded to postimages.org.
Well that’s weird. After refreshing this page several times, Earnest, your image appeared. I have no explanation.
Need to get that image off the screen.

Captain Nemo: I may have to take back my defence of current grammar schools if OFSTED has anything to do with it: https://unherd.com/thepost/dumbing-down-exams-again-wont-help-students/?mc_cid=81aad1cf6e&mc_eid=4c63ace9e3
You’re aware a lot of air conditioning in office spaces around the world is set not just for comfort but actually cold enough that wearing a wool suit that would be ideal for damp old Britain isn’t impossibly sweaty? Came across that during my MSc thesis work. Bonkers.