Rhetorical Wheelies
Cyclists and the cycling industry must come to terms with the reality that cycling is a powerful narrator in the power of whiteness that feeds anti-Blackness.
Via Instapundit, news from the frontier of woke sports, where “the power of whiteness within cycling” is, we’re assured, a thing that exists:
It’s time for cycling to think beyond white fragility, white privilege, implicit bias, and microaggressions, and begin to think about its root cause. Cycling must reject interventions that continue to individualise anti-Black racism, and work to break down the structures that allow whiteness to retain power in the sport.
As is the custom, assertions soon pile high, albeit unsteadily, and questions are begged at a rate of knots. The “system of privileges and advantages afforded to white people” is denounced more than once, along with “the whiteness of cycling,” though, as so often, the particulars remain unobvious and unconvincing. Apparently, “white privilege” is a phenomenon to be taken as a given, always and everywhere, and in which we must believe. For instance,
In late September, many in the sport turned a blind eye when it came to light that world-champion Chloe Dygert ‘liked’ several racist and transphobic tweets.
I’m unfamiliar with Ms Dygert or her views, but the sole, supposedly damning, example of her “transphobia” is her liking of the statement “Men who identify as women are not actually women.” This does not strike me as phobic, or scandalous, or indeed inaccurate. And for a female athlete to prefer competing against other women, i.e., fairly, should not be controversial – in a sane world. As for alleged racism, the only evidence provided is the liking of a tweet that says, “White privilege doesn’t exist; good choice privilege does.” But even to dispute woke conspiracy theories is, it turns outs, itself proof of racism and a basis for “disgust,” which seems enormously convenient, for the accuser, and must save a lot of time. And so, this liking of a tweet is framed as,
an expression of the violent normality of anti-Black racism in the world.
Which is in no way hyperbolical or ludicrous, obviously.
As wokeness is fundamentally pretentious, which is to say dishonest, failing to pretend must, of course, be punished. Say, by harassing Ms Dygert’s sponsors in the hope of derailing or destroying her career. However, it turns out that this approach has not been entirely successful:
Dygert, who has since unliked the tweets, has faced no real consequences that we know of, so far… She has returned to training with Team USA ahead of the Tokyo Olympics.
A note of displeasure is hard to miss. The athlete in question having apparently escaped ruin, thanks to public scolding from her sponsors and a confession of heresy via Instagram:
Cycling should be for everyone regardless of colour, gender, sexuality or background. Like CANYON//SRAM Racing, I am committed to promoting diversity, inclusion and equality in cycling and our wider communities. I apologise to those who I offended or hurt by my conduct on social media. I am committed to keep learning and growing as an athlete and a person.
Brings a tear to the eye.
Inevitably, this narrow escape is also seized upon as proof of “white privilege.”
Such public respect and civility toward Dygert, no doubt aspects of white privilege and power, allow her and her corporate sponsors a path to redemption, a means to restore or even reshape their image, build character, and come out on top.
To come out on top, i.e., to nearly but not quite have one’s career destroyed and have years of training flushed down the toilet, due to a pretentious and vindictive mob. All for acknowledging an obvious fact and for liking a tweet that disputes the alleged ubiquity of “white privilege.”
To me, Dygert’s apology… lacks sincerity…
As almost everything does, and must, in the world of the woke, given the kinds of people involved and their most common motives.
This is followed by some convoluted rumbling about the sportswear brand Rapha, a sponsor of Ms Dygert, and which is denounced as “a global company that is conscious of its whiteness and unearned privilege” and is trying to “regain control over whiteness.” A claim for which no evidence, or coherent explanation, is offered. Nonetheless, it seems we should be hissing with disapproval.
And this is the tone throughout, the basis of so much operatic indignation. The words “white” and “whiteness” are used thirty-two times, generally with negative, pejorative connotations – of fragility and privilege, intangible aggressions – yet particulars remain nebulous or entirely absent, with the words serving chiefly as cues to disapprove, a kind of intersectional prompt, an incantation.
Vague, disjointed insinuations, and appeals to unspecified “structures,” are, however, more than sufficient for the recreationally aggrieved. The kinds of people who comb through athletes’ tweets in the hope of spotting something that can be construed, with much squinting and tilting of the head, as a basis for social damnation and the ending of their careers. Such that an implied, one-word endorsement of Donald Trump is confidently presented as “anti-Black racism” and grounds for pillory.
Woke piety, you see.
For readers still unclear on what, exactly, “the whiteness of cycling” is, we must push on to the article’s end, where we learn, belatedly,
The whiteness of cycling, in part, is the ability to reduce anti-Black racism to a misunderstanding that can simply be overcome by introspection.
Which is to say, if you even hint at doubting the pervasive, crushing presence of “white privilege” – the go-to explanation for all modern ills – and even if you publicly apologise for doing so and promise never to do it again, you are still indulging in “whiteness” and “anti-Black racism” by daring to assume that an apology will ever be enough, or that this game will ever end.
The author of the piece quoted above is P. Khalil Saucier, an associate professor of Africana Studies at Bucknell University. An educator, then. Shaping young minds.
Update, via the comments:
Several readers have noted our associate professor’s reliance on modish waffle and unearned assertions, suggesting the term “word soup.” Some have questioned whether our woke educator is unwell.
There is, it has to be said, an air of unhappy monomania. The word “whiteness” is used nine times, and “white,” the favoured pejorative, a mere twenty-three – in an article supposedly aimed at enthusiasts of cycling. And given the wildness of the assertions and the apparent disregard for evidence or any sense of proportion, it’s hard to imagine how one might have an honest and realistic discussion with such a person. Our associate professor does seem lost in his own rather unhinged, self-ratcheting ideology.
That said, if the conclusion – Bad Whitey – is inevitable and predestined, then I suppose the argument used to get there doesn’t need to be load-bearing or particularly coherent. You can invoke terribly oppressive structures and systems that are never quite defined, and for which no credible evidence is offered, and whose supposedly crushing effects are never established or even clearly articulated. Attempts at realism and clarity, even basic honesty, seem likely to hinder the process, which would explain their rarity in arguments of this kind.
And as we’ve seen many times, this is a typical standard for our intersectional clowns. This is regarded as good enough, the basis of an academic career. Because, given sufficient prompting, sufficient repetition, the students – the kinds of students who think Angry Studies is a good use of time and money – will believe it anyway. Because they’ll want to believe it. Which is to say, if your students are already invested in victimhood, in pretensions of being oppressed, then they’re unlikely to be too picky when you affirm those pretensions. Any half-baked tat will do.
WTP: “Cyclists have degenerated into assholery …”
Ah yes, that charming blend of arrogance, entitlement and belligerence. Luckily, they all self-identify with their silly spandex riding tights.
Man-spandex is almost never a good look.
Man-spandex is almost never a good look.
[ Hurriedly throws on overcoat. ]
Blacks know how to deal with Whites on bicycles. Never forget Reginald Denny!!!
Man-spandex is almost never a good look.
Don’t forget that it is required that one shaves one’s legs for racing. It was not discretionary, but for reasons of first aid and hygiene in the case of a bad fall leading to massive abrasion of skin caused by sliding down the bitumen. In fact the adoption of lycra fabric for cycling jerseys and knicks has lead to nastier injuries in my experience. When cyclists wore pure wool jerseys and knicks the natural fabric gave more protection. Modern synthetics literally melt onto the skin when one falls and slides.
As a once proud citizen of Austin, Texas I see the bicycle wars first hand. On the white power side are the loud cyclists who have the ear of the city council. They have convinced city hall that ridding their two wheeler modes of transportation deserve two full lanes of major streets for their commute. Try that commute in July and watch your fellow workers practice social distancing, plus.
The other end of the bicycle spectrum are the homeless that find stealing bikes to be a lucrative occupation. Drive by any of the homeless camps and count the bicycle wheels and divide by two.
Seems that guy, Martin Luther King, Jr., was on to something regarding the content of one’s character, after all…
Man-spandex is almost never a good look
Man-spandex is
almostnever a good look, overcoat or no overcoat.Rather explains it all.
This is about this.
No, Farnsworth, that may explain a lot but what Clio posted explains it all. Especially why I no longer have faith nor trust in anyone I know. I can’t think of a single person, with the exception of my wife, who would not go along with the Narrative in that story.
That.
P.S. Ping!
Ping!
Bless you, sir. May your YouTube recommendations be surprising and intriguing, not repetitive and irrelevant.
That.
It’s also rather telling that our associate professor assumes that the average reader of Bicycling, a publication for cycling enthusiasts, will be familiar with notions of “whiteness” and “white fragility,” as if these pernicious niche conceits were somehow self-evident, and self-evidently bad, and required no explanation or example. No proof whatsoever.
It suggests a certain parochialism, an insularity.
set a cycling land speed [motor paced] record of 152.2 mph
Reading that I thought surely it’s a typo. I had memories of people going 60, 70 mph behind a car but 152? So I looked it up and as soon as I saw the picture of the rig and pace car it came flooding back to me, conversations I had with my buddy the biker/triathlete. Odd.
Not being a serious biker, I never rode with a group. Always solo and out in the country or less travelled roads or back roads that paralleled main highways. Usually on Sundays, when in Summer often in the evenings after dinner for 2-3 hours at a time, when I had the time. Usually at least one leg down a beach road, sometimes stopping at the beach to chill and check out the ladies. I miss that solitude, the cooling breeze even if it was a hot day.
Bicycling Editors to the Author: “We said we wanted a piece on parity, not parody!”
It’s also rather telling that our associate professor assumes that the average reader of Bicycling, a publication for cycling enthusiasts, will be familiar with notions of “whiteness” and “white fragility,”…
Truth be told, probably a fair assumption given the leanings of the bike putzes generally to be raging leftists.
Man-spandex is almost never a good look, overcoat or no overcoat.
And yet most middle-aged, portly gentleman cyclists are drawn to it like moths to a flame.
As a middle-aged, portly gentleman commuting cyclist myself, I would rather abandon my bike than wear lycra.
I think, in behaving thus, that I am improving the commuting experience of those I encounter.
pst314: If my aging memory is correct triathlons started to become popular first in the USA with the Ironman in Hawaii in the late 1970s…
Thanks. I always enjoy learning something new.
Man-spandex is almost never a good look.
[ Hurriedly throws on overcoat. ]
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alwaysusually enjoy learning something new. 😀The source code hosting site github recently decided to change the default branch in every single customer repository it hosts (hundreds of thousands) from ‘master’ to ‘main’. Although they stopped short of forcing this on existing repositories, this has completely hosed an entire ecosystem of tools which all assume that the default branch will be ‘master’, as it has been for over ten years.
I know of two different developers who have quit their jobs after being asked to make this change for entirely internal git repositories that no one outside their group will ever see (for those not familiar, this is a huge undertaking that can potentially mess up software delivery for months if not done perfectly the first time).
OK- I know that there are a lot of very clever people who cross the gangplank…
I eventually understood why “Gamergate” was utterly horrible, for instance, but it took quite a bit of reading in between the lines to get to the nub of the “thing”.
The motley crew, and habitués of “The Leaky Barge” seem to be united in our dislike of *ahem* bollocks. It’s why we frequent the place, surely?
But, if I can be a little bit awkward here:
“Can you put that in plain honest-to-goodness English, please?”
I’m sure it’s a really bad idea. I just don’t understand why. I’ve got letters after my name and everything, but all I know about computers is how to switch them on and use that HTML grammar thing which, after much training and in a Pavlovian way, prevents our host from shouting at me about “italics”, and explains why I’m the shabby old man in the corner by the fireplace who is nursing that killer pint of créme de menthe/Night Nurse/”knock-off” stout and struggling with a rudimentary sudoku whilst his strange, wild-eyed dog growls at everybody.*
Thank you for your patience.
*”An American Werewolf In London”- you think that was fiction?
The source code hosting site github recently decided to change the default branch in every single customer repository it hosts (hundreds of thousands) from ‘master’ to ‘main’.
I’ll leave it to someone more familiar with Git and other software repository apps to explain in detail, but:
(1) Git is an application to store software source in a database.
(2) Imagine a tree, where each branch is a version of that software.
(3) The trunk is the start of the development of the software.
(4) Each new version is a new branch, and that version branches off the branch that it is based upon.
(5) Thus, developers can be working on Version 4 at the same time that maintenance programmers fix bugs in Version 3. (And those bug fixes become a new branch off of the Version 3 branch.)
(6) When a programmer makes changes to a source file, and saves the file (to the proper branch), Git does not save the entire file. Instead, Git only saves “deltas”, which are the differences between the new version and the version already in the database.
(7) There are many software applications that use Git. Developer workbenches, for instance–integrated tools to do software development. Tools to do automatic builds of a software product whose source is in that Git database. And so on. All these tools are coded or configured, in one way or another, to look for specific names for branches in that Git database tree. If the name of the trunk changes, then every such cod/configuration must be fixed. Hence the anger at the woke asswipes who changed every “master” to “main”.
The above is very slapdash, inexact, etc. But I hope it gives you the basic idea.
When I was little. my brother used to bicycle from our home “town,”, Fort Hood, Texas, to Ding Dong, Texas, and back (about 10 miles round trip, if I remember right). He grew up to bicycle across whole states. He is not now and never has been woke. So if any of you non-leftist cyclists are lonely, you have at least one kindred spirit out there!
“Can you put that in plain honest-to-goodness English, please?”
pst314 has pretty much summed it up. If you aren’t doing modern programming, the best analogy I can think of is Ford suddenly and spontaneously deciding to switch all screws, nuts, bolts, and so on from imperial to metric because racism. You can imagine the havoc this would cause for every garage and private mechanic, not to mention every Pep Boys and AutoZone.
Sooo…traveling otherwise I’d have a loooong rant on the Git BS (count your blessings) but the obvious question that I have had regarding this freak out about the word “master” started a couple years ago…when are these geniuses going to do something about their “Masters” degrees? Again, tell me this world is real. Feels like I’m living in a lame joke.
My concern is that Microsoft bought out github a few years ago, and this wouldn’t be happening without their blessing. Microsoft has gone all in on Azure and open source of late, and they’ve hired a huge number of twenty-something hipsters and forty-something fatbeards. The inevitable result of that is a massive shift in corporate culture away from MAKE MONEY to catering to whatever asinine activism has recently flitted through the autistic brains of the aforementioned cohort.
*Cracks knuckles* Don’t read this while driving. Don’t read this if you are remotely suicidal. No, really. It’ll be boring. OTOH, @WTP may one up me after reading this.
Ahem.
So, there’s git and there is GitHub.
“git” is a piece of software that allows you to track changes in files within a given directory. There’s been a long history of software that do that type of thing. A REALLY long history of that stuff. SCCS, CVS, Bzr, Fossil, Clearcase, and Arch come to mind (and that’s not even close to an exhaustive list).
“git” is a distributed version control system (DVCS); there’s no One True Copy of the stuff you are tracking. Your copy of the stuff you are tracking is put in a “repository” that you can expose if you want to. If you expose your repository, other people can create a clone of it, make local changes, and tell you that you might want to incorporate those changes.
The benefit of a DVCS is that anyone who has made a clone of your repository have essentially made a backup of your work as it was when they cloned it. (If you’ve cloned a repository, you can pull updates from the original as you wish.) The drawback to a DVCS is that there is no default One True Copy.
GitHub was/is a “free” (like GMail and such) git repository that people could agree to consider as the One True Copy of their git stuff. GitHub provides other goodies that git itself doesn’t, such as means to notify other places of changes in a given GitHub repository.
Well, if you change software source code, then you’d probably like that source code to be built into whatever it is that ends up on a computer, smart phone, or smart thingy. GitHub’s notification goody allows you to tell some server somewhere that something changed and you should build a new build thingy.
I’ll leave it up to @WTP (assuming that anyone has read this far) to describe software branching strategies. I’ll just mention that software weasels will pounce upon shiny ideas about their code and even they realized that putting all of those shiny ideas in the same code base at the same time results in an incoherent and probably broken pile of dung. So, software weasels wanted a way to segregate sets of changes in a more-or-less understandable way; that way in git is called a “branch”.
So now, which branch of code is the one that describes what you want to publish/use? git doesn’t care. GitHub shouldn’t really care to be honest. The server that gets the notification that it should build new thingies due to changed code in GitHub really cares about the branch name.
For a long time, the default behavior was that anything pushed to the branch named “master” was code considered to be the stuff that you want the world to use. For a long time, when you created a new repository in GitHub, it would exist with a default branch named “master”. The new default branch name in GitHub is now “main”.
For those of you still breathing at this point, https://github.com/Richard-Cranium is my stuff.
If you expose your repository, other people can create a clone of it
And you said it was going to be boring…
As an inveterate nerd, I am always interested in learning new things. I don’t always understand all of it, but like pst314, I like learning.
I still don’t understand the whole “master” word freakout – the word has other meanings besides the slave connotation. I’m working my way through old British mystery novels and in them, paid servants (the butler, parlourmaid, cook, scullery maid, etc) all refer to the owner of the house as The Master. And even with the slave connotation, many cultures and peoples have enslaved and been enslaved over the millennia of human history – it is not unique to “Black” people, or “White” people for that matter.
And like WTP said – are they gonna freak out about their Master’s degrees? Ye gods this is worse than your most Puritanical religious person pursing their lips and getting the vapors at the mere mention of a word that might be considered sexual.
Do these people realize they are exactly what they hate about Christianity (what their idea of it is, anyways)?
@ComputerLabRat sez
I know that and you know that.
The ninnyhammers at GitHub know nothing other than postering.
I’ll mention that calling a young boy “Master” versus “Mister ” had actual meaning.
sigh
Mr. Thompson? “R” in the above post is me.
I honestly detest Macbooks, but I detest Windows machines even more. ATM, I am posting from the former. I only run the latter to play games.
I’ll mention that calling a young boy “Master ” versus “Mister ” had actual meaning.
I wonder if Geoffrey’s intonation of “Master William” should be censored now in re-runs of Fresh Prince.
Of course with all this GitHub and webhosting talk, the old Seinfeld joke about being “master of one’s domain” takes on a different level of meaning. Or not – this censorious posturing is all just a lot of Woke wankery.
There has been earlier whining about master/slave terminology in protocols. As far as I know, the last slave born in the US would have been 156 years old now. If you assume 20 year generations, that would be almost 8 generations ago.
Well, those that whine aren’t the same as those who benefit in this context.
Git was created by Linus Torvalds, who has a reputation for being a…difficult person::
Torvalds sarcastically quipped about the name git (which means “unpleasant person” in British English slang): “I’m an egotistical bastard, and I name all my projects after myself. First ‘Linux’, now ‘git’.”
I’m not sure, however, if Linus is Snivelling Little Rat Faced Git or Dirty Lying Little Two-faced Git.
Gazes upon the alias that I use here.
Ahem
Well, Linus Torvalds is ethnically Finnish. I do remember reading some lines in a novel named “Fire in a Faraway Place”…
“how are we ever going to bury them all?”
“Oh, bother,” said Pooh, as he started the excavator.
I recently read a FB post (or rather, repost) where some loathsome sock puppet declared, no word of a lie, that the term “master bedroom” is racist and should be abolished.
I couldn’t help it: got out my bullwhip and started working in the leather conditioner. Very therapeutic, that.
I recently read a FB post (or rather, repost) where some loathsome sock puppet declared, no word of a lie, that the term “master bedroom” is racist and should be abolished.
Dude, that has been going on for at least a year now, possibly 10. The woke term is “owner’s suite” or “owner’s retreat” or apparently from this article, “primary bedroom”. Get with the program or get your real estate license cancelled.
https://realestate.usnews.com/real-estate/articles/what-should-you-call-a-master-bedroom-instead
One could easily take this article and replace all the references to bicycling and bicycles with the appropriate words for ANY human endeavor, and it would be just as cogent. I think that this whole woke fad is about providing jobs for the oversupply of social science types, who cannot do anything useful. Other associate professors write the same article about other subjects (math, the printing press, talk buildings, growing food, breathing) in the hope that they will stir up the deplorables and get a job with tenure at a university, or a management/HR consulting gig with a government agency or contractor. It is all about padding resumes in a field where nothing useful can ever be accomplished. Poetry also comes to mind.