Scenes From Woketopia

And what pointy heads at NASCAR are going to believe, or pretend to believe, that a professional driver had never seen an overhand loop or bowline dangling from a bay door before?
Humiliation is not about forcing you to do something you don’t want to do. It’s about making you pretend to want to do it. Making you pretend that you believe something which you know to be a lie.
Everyone will now act as if Bubba is the victim.

Imagine an afternoon with Bubba:
[hysterical screaming, hyperventilating] “AAAAH IT’S A SCAFFOLD THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!”
– Easy there Bubba, it’s just a bandstand. Only a bandstand.
[hysterical screaming, blubbering] “AAAAH IT’S A NOOSE THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!”
– Easy there Bubba, it’s just a venetian blind. See it goes up, it comes down.
Strangely I can find no photo of this terrifying noose piece of string.
Anyone?

So, no police action against the BurnleyFlyer…
Lol. I noticed how media outrage over this in the UK pushed the murder of three white men by an African at the weekend well down the news bulletins….
FBI agents worked tirelessly to identify a pullrope from a garage door.
I find it hard to believe that an area filled with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of kit wouldn’t be covered by CCTV, but here we are.

It’s annoying how many of the Brits I meet here in America seem to have foolish opinions of what Americans are like.
You have grown men who are both neo-Nazis and My Little Pony obsessives. Britain has all sorts, but we’re a long way behind when it comes to crazy.

Here’s a tweet with before/after etc. pics of the NooseCAR atrocity. Note the tweet response from someone named James Dottly. He’s supposed to be someone. He gots a blue checkmark so..?
https://mobile.twitter.com/JamesEBeatty/status/1275389111759667201

Britain has all sorts, but we’re a long way behind when it comes to crazy
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

4 Photos on James Beatty’s Twitter feed
[ Squints. Cleans glasses. Gets out magnifying glass. Puts away magnifying glass. Gets out microscope… ]
Er, OK I’m convinced?
[hysterical screaming, whimpering] “AAAAH IT’S A STICK OF DYNAMITE THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!”
– Easy there Bubba, it’s just a hot dog. See, tasty hot dog, yum yum.

NASCAR. Bubba is a p1ss poor driver, just 6 top 10 finishes in 90 races. Ended 2019 ranked 28th out of 40 drivers.
Suddenly his future career is assured. Funny old world.

I’d love to see the racing teams suggest that maybe the horribly fraught world of NASCAR isn’t a good fit for a sensitive driver like Bubba, and suggest he find a line of work in a less stressful environment.
“We’re just trying to do you a favor, Bubba. No hard feelings!”

Strangely I can find no photo of this terrifying noose piece of string.
This article has some stills taken from video shot in 2017. It seems all the doors in all the stalls have this rope pull. As can see you’d have to be on some massive hallucinagenics to see these things and think that they are nooses unless you suffer fever dreams of hanging small mammals.

Attention-seeking fantasist proven wrong, doubles down.

And remember, these are people who’ve been educated, possibly at great expense.
I take issue with your choice of verb. At best they have been schooled. In the same sense as horse jumping or dressage.
In this case, however, they are only half of the horse.

“I’ve been racing all of my life,” Wallace told CNN’s Don Lemon. “We’ve raced out of hundreds of garages that never had garage pulls like that. So people that want to call it a garage pull and put out all the videos and photos of knots being as their evidence, go ahead, but from the evidence that we have – and I have – it’s a straight-up noose.”
I’ve worked in a service garage, in the outside broadcasting industry, in the tobacco industry, and as an equipment operator, over the course of twenty-plus years. In every case most bay doors had a loop at the end of their cord. Those that did not have a loop at least had a stop knot instead.
Wallace is engaging in classic toxic relationship behavior: having been caught in a deception he is placing a demand on his listener to pretend that they are mentally retarded.

having been caught in a deception he is placing a demand on his listener to pretend that they are mentally retarded.
But has he really been caught? Lemon doesn’t at all challenge or ridicule an obviously ridiculous statement and no one else in the main stream media is doing it either. In fact, all media are still calling the door pull a noose. They may put it in quotation marks in the headline, but in the body copy it’s a straight-up noose, not even an alleged noose.
I’m triggered by Wallace appropriating a full-on White Cracker name like Bubba.

Bubba is a beautiful race-agnostic southern name. See Bubba Smith, Bubba Morton, others. But not Bubba The Love Sponge. That’s different.

In the interests of racial equality, white people will be required to wear face masks.

I think the issue with the nooses is to claim that NASCAR is so reflexively (systemically) racist that they didn’t even notice the nooses until Bubba reported them. NASCAR knew Bubba was black but they were totally insensitive to his perceptions as a black man in AmeriKKKa in which even a casually tied noose is treated as ‘business as usual’ despite the horrific history of lynchings. To paraphrase Bubba: The fact that the nooses were ‘actually’ door pulls does not change the fact that they are nooses.

in which even a casually tied noose is treated as ‘business as usual’ despite the horrific history of lynchings.
Newspaper of record.

Here in the Upside Down one reads the Babylon Bee to keep abreast of current events, and the Mainstream Media for sardonic amusement.

PINCHING MY GENITALS
band name

It’s really quite shocking how horrible hate crimes never happen to superstars at the peak of their careers, huh?

Context here, and worth a squint.
Are lefty women always total b*tches or just nearly always?

She’s a churlish, dishonest, and ungrateful creature
There are, of course, ghastly people who characterise themselves as right wing. Think of Katie Hopkins for example. But most right-of-centre peple reject their ideas as trivial-minded, questionable, obnoxious etc.
The left seems to cherish its monsters such as Dr Gopal.
The question is, are leftists too stupid to see through Dr Gopal, or are her odious attitudes and posturing genuinely representative of leftist philosophy and aims?

She’s a churlish, dishonest, and ungrateful creature
Quite the Lord-of-the-Rings goblin-looking motherfucker too. Most people choose their most flattering portrait for their online identity ;}
Think of Katie Hopkins for example.
Think what of her? Whatever Twatter tells you to?
I’ve never quite understood the attitude of many otherwise red-pilled commentators who have realised we don’t actually live in a cis-hetero-mysogo-patriarcho-tyranny, but still believe everything the Grauniad tells them about Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump.
Have you tried listening to the things she actually says?

I’ve never quite understood the attitude of many otherwise red-pilled commentators who have realised we don’t actually live in a cis-hetero-mysogo-patriarcho-tyranny, but still believe everything the Grauniad tells them about Katie Hopkins and Donald Trump.
Oooh. You’ve found me out for the credulous fool I am. How perceptive of you. How wise and high minded.
I bet you’re a real hit with the ladies.