Insufficient Kink Detected
So, to recap. You should, like, totally get Big Sexy with whomever – even people you aren’t attracted to, apparently – but if your sexual and romantic appetites are insufficiently niche and radical, and more or less in line with mainstream leanings, then you should probably assume that there’s something wrong with you. Please update your files and lifestyles accordingly.
Ms Fabello and her throbbing feminist brain have been noted here before.
I remember rolling my eyes when Cal State Hayward was rebranded Cal State University Hayward (along with all the other Cal State campuses).
Otoh, at Adobe back in the 90s, engineering recruited heavily and preferentially from two modest schools – Oregon Institute of Tech, and Cal State Chico. Much more value for money than Stanford or Berkeley, and so much less drama.
“Ladies half price.”
Hmmm, have to see the ladies first before buying.
“Flatulent Amputees”.
Band name.
Band name.
Or the kind of website that requires a pseudonym and a credit card.
I’m speculating, of course.
Actually, Ladies Half Price is a pretty good band name.
Right, tomorrow’s ephemera has been compiled and should materialise just after midnight.
I think it may be time for a gin and tonic.
[Anticipatory thumb twiddling intensifies]
In a desperate attempt to achieve the kind of effect that she claims to despise.
This dissonance plus the eating disorder trips my BPD-o-meter. High probability she was sexually abused as a teenager.
I remember rolling my eyes when Cal State Hayward was rebranded Cal State University Hayward (along with all the other Cal State campuses).
Which was apparently back in ’72 . . .
What’s given me and quite a number of others the utter giggles is the apparent proclamation at some point of Oh, Noes, we just can’t be in merely Hayward!!!
—Far as I’m ever noted, ‘k, Hayward, I know where that is, so what??—
No, instead, We Must Be Cal State East Bay!!!!
—I can just see the marketers going at it . . .
Yeahright.