Friday Ephemera
Announcement of note. || A question for art enthusiasts. (h/t, Dicentra) || There’s treasure in the attic. || Rodent motorist. || Emergency bread. (h/t, Damian) || Bit late now, love. || Brain-eating amoebas. || Hallowe’en eye pies. || Progressive fashion choice. || Feminist intellectual. || That little face. || Pelican visits fish-and-chip shop. || Enhance your phone fondling with artificial skin. || “Please refrain from gendering us.” || Social gaffe. || The glow of greenhouses. || The thrill of musical theatre. (h/t, Damian) || Compressing metal. || At last, an autonomous robotic pooper scooper. || I suspect trickery. (h/t, Dicentra) || Night landing. || And finally, comfortingly, something to think about before you go to sleep.
Bit late now, love.
It’s even later now, after nine years.
treasure in the attic
I’ve seen plenty such photos in my beekeeper group. Bees love the walls or ceilings, if there’s enough hollow space.
It’s often worth contacting beekeepers to collect the hive – they’ll remove as much of the wax and honeycomb as they can and will be able to offer advice as to how to block up entrances from future swarms.
Pest management guys will probably do a less thorough job; if a big hive remains in your house with no bees, that’ll attract other pests.
The job is known as a ‘cut out’, and is distinct from swarm collection/management.
Someone needs to teach that New York Democrat how to stand like a lady.
I suspect trickery.
Halfway through they reversed the video.
Progressive fashion choice.
Someone on the thread suggests: “Somebody get that lad some gaffer tape.”
I say that would be overkill. An Easter Seal would do the job.
In re Munch, a few years back there was a series of tissue boxes that looked a lot like Ensor’s The Entry of Christ Into Brussels. Thought you’d like to know.
Uses for a giant pumpkin #6768. Water craft.
Straya. Where the animals will disembowel and eat the hearts and liver of their enemies.
(Or, you know, wait patiently in a queue at a Fish ‘n’ chips shop.)
And finally, comfortingly, something to think about before you go to sleep.
*burns every pair of headphones in house*
Unusual business concern:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/23/hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-hires-hitman-tells-police-10971438/?ito=article.mweb.share.top.link
Morning, all.
Unusual business concern
I’m adding “the hapless assassins” to our ongoing list of possible band names.
Bit late now, love. || Brain-eating amoebas.
ISWYDT
Wokeness versus honest film criticism.
It’s worth watching the Dave Cullen video about the curious uniformity of the praise, as if the improbable, rather stilted gushing had been, dare I say it, coordinated.
It reminded me of this io9 review of the grating, godawful Batwoman series, explaining how its enormous list of shortcomings and general mediocrity, including the severely limited range of its lead actress, were actually good things and very progressive. Something for which any remaining viewers should be grateful.
And this is the standard now, throughout pretty much all of the Gizmodo titles, and certainly at io9, where you’ll find laughably contorted articles titled,
Because, like so many of her woke peers, Ms Cranz, the senior reviews editor, and a former contributor to Jezebel, has learned to excuse a film or show’s mediocrity, even outright awfulness, provided said film or show ticks enough woke boxes. Because crass, ham-fisted politics, not quality or competence, is apparently what matters. And they’re quite upfront about it.
Sir, this is a species-neutral bathroom.
Bit late now, love.
Remember, this is not a Hate Crime.
via Orwell & Goode
Remember, this is not a Hate Crime.
Ah, Rochdale, you think they’d’ve learned their lesson after the child sex ring scandal, but you’d be wrong.
A question for art enthusiasts.
Now can’t unsee.
“Please refrain from gendering us.”
“Texas jury: Father can’t stop chemical castration, gender change of seven-year-old son”
https://hotair.com/archives/ed-morrissey/2019/10/22/texas-jury-father-cant-stop-chemical-castration-gender-change-seven-year-old-son/
“a jury in Texas has ruled against a father’s petition for sole custody of his twin seven-year-old boys as a means to protect one from undergoing hormonal gender-change therapy at the hands of his mother.”
I have a sneaky suspicion the mother does not have the child’s interests at heart. Surely she can’t be acting out of sheer spite in any case?
And finally, comfortingly, something to think about before you go to sleep.
Can’t unsee that either.
Posted by: jones | October 25
The judge, probably due to the public outcry and the fact that the Governor and other Texas officials are launching an investigation into this farrago, has overruled the jury.
Despite the gag order on the father not to speak to the press, this ruling at least buys time for the kid and for more rational people to sort this mess out.
Meanwhile, on the topic of emotionally disturbed persons, you can’t call them that in NYC anymore, thanks to a diktat from the mayor.
Because in an emergency you always have perfect knowledge of the actual situation. It should be interesting when they send a shrink to see the nutcase brandishing weapons, and the rozzers to the depressed dude who has locked himself in his bedroom, because the mayor and his minions don’t want to upset a crazy person by calling him “emotionally disturbed”.
Can’t unsee that either.
No refunds. Credit note only.
Twitter rules and censors, it is almost as if they are arbitrary and clueless.
The glow of greenhouses
And each one, being pumped full of evil CO2.
BWAAA HA HA HA HA…
Bit late now, love.
So of course she will be resigning and throwing what political capital she has left over to the AfD (or whomever?). Ahhh, but…
Of course not. We mustn’t learn anything from our mistakes. Because that would be wrong. Unless of course “those who bring the country forward” means what it literally means and not the PC BS that such convoluted language has meant for decades now. But then again, leaving Germany has been a German tradition for centuries. On the one hand, it’s the reason that I even exist. Still TBD if in a small way that’s a good thing or not, but I digress…
Curious if anyone over yonder has noticed this…Growing up in, and frequently visiting, South Florida I saw a great number of German tourists. Also our next door neighbors were post-war German immigrants. Much more so than other non-English speaking tourists, the Germans always look confused. They seem to lighten up after a few beers or whatnot, but I can pick out the Germans on the beach (insert lame reverse D-Day joke here) even before hearing them speak because they seem terribly unsure of what to do with themselves.
Douglas Murray on the inadvertently comical Naomi Wolf.
Continue the research.
“Brain-eating amoebas.”
Oh, great. Just when I’ve managed to start sleeping at night again.
“Pelican visits fish-and-chip shop.”
Are you watching this, seagulls?
“And finally, comfortingly, something to think about before you go to sleep.”
Will you just knock it off?
“It’s worth watching the Dave Cullen video about the curious uniformity of the praise, as if the improbable, rather stilted gushing had been, dare I say it, coordinated.“
So… what I’m getting is that many asses are kicked in this movie.
Seriously though, Dave’s video about, basically, the opposite phenomenon, the uniform critical disdain for
nonless-woke films, is worth a look too. Are we being played?Will you just knock it off?
[ Carefully places ear buds in spider-proof case. ]
Meanwhile, on the topic of emotionally disturbed persons, you can’t call them that in NYC anymore, thanks to a diktat from the mayor.
Apropos, three incidents just the other day of deranged people viciously assaulting random people in New York:
Man punches out elderly women on bus in New York City:
https://nypost.com/2019/10/23/three-elderly-women-attacked-on-upper-east-side-bus/
Man assaults random strangers on subway platform, shoving woman headfirst into train:
https://nypost.com/2019/10/24/police-arrest-subway-saboteur-after-woman-shoved-head-first-into-train/
Man slashes random young teen girl:
https://nypost.com/2019/10/24/man-at-theme-park-slashed-teen-girl-bit-man-who-tried-to-intervene/
inadvertently comical Naomi Wolf
Wolf is – without exaggeration – every bit a conspiracy theorist as Alex Jones, yet one is too racy for most social media platforms, much less major publishing houses and mainstream organs like the Guardian.
We reside in the timeline where Alex Jones is right.
We reside in the timeline where Alex Jones is right.

If you laugh, you are probably a very bad person.
Smart pelican. I was wondering how he planned to pay for his meal… then realized he was probably just going to ask the cashier to put it on his bill.
he was probably just going to ask the cashier to put it on his bill.
I’ll get your coat.
Night landing
I prefer this one, which has floaty text and a cool soundtrack.
https://youtu.be/OpA3ORYlgGs
Re: Batwoman and Terminator
A lot of this reminds me of Sleepless in Hollywood: Tales from the New Abnormal, in which the writer points out that movie studios don’t really know what sells or what doesn’t; they just produce so much stuff that the big hits pay for all the damp squibs. At the time of writing, DVD sales were completely savaging studio profits and the book was mostly stories about the studios flailing around and having no idea how to function in a market where they had to make ROI on nearly everything.
The New Wokeness is just studio execs being their usual clueless about what audiences want. We didn’t want six Transformers movies and the later ones didn’t do very well. There’s not much wokeness in the entire DC cinematic universe and half of them were absolute box office bombs.
Unfortunately this means that the poor financial performance of Batwoman and Terminator won’t likely make much difference. If the greenlight guys were capable of spotting a bankable property, we wouldn’t have gotten these to begin with.
Keep an watchful eye on Jason Reitman’s Ghostbusters sequel next year. If it does well, that may be the bellwether studios need, as it’s a clear A/B test.
Texas jury: Father can’t stop chemical castration, gender change of seven-year-old son
There’s something really off about this case. The father requested a jury trial in lieu of a bench trial; I’m assuming he felt 12 normal people were going to be a lot more sensible about the issue at hand. And yet, 11 of the 12 jurors voted to give sole custody and conservatorship to psycho mom.
The judge who overruled the original decision merely gave 50/50 conservatorship (i.e. medical decision-making) to the father. Psycho mom still has sole custody and the father is under a gag order such that he can’t talk about the case.
There’s something about this case we’re not being told.
There’s something about this case we’re not being told.
There are many things that stink on ice, beginning with…
…also this from someone who was supposed to testify on behalf of the father…
…which, if true, indicates the “lifelong Democrat” judge may be standing on shaky ground when this mess gets investigated.
Trans individual sets new cycling record.
Adjunct professor of law | He/Him |
Pool shot of note.
Another entry in the category of the best woman honored is a man. Now with everyone trying to ignore that fact.
Pool shot of note.
Broken link of note. 🙁
Was it by any chance this one? 🙂
(Found via Charles Murray’s twitter feed.)
Pool shot of note.
Broken link of note. 🙁
I thought it was a cunning and deceptive (cleats throat, accent changes) underline of note.
Aw, the code doesn’t work. 🙁
cleats throat
OUCH. You didn’t have to go that far.
Something to think about…
In the podcast series “Welcome to Nightvale” there’s an announcement from the narrator (the local radio station guy):
“New research has shown that there is at least one spider on your body at all times. Yes, you. Further work is needed to clarify its intent, but it is pretty certain that it is one of the ugly ones.”
Attention, well-off Cupertino lefties – Come bask in our two-hour poverty simulation.
Sent by ‘A’, via email.
Come bask in our two-hour poverty simulation.
Two whole hours?
Two whole hours?
It’s the odd realisation that there must be people, potential attendees, for whom the above isn’t cringeworthy or comically oblivious. Instead, it may well be a marker of status.
There’s a strain of this in (of all goddamned things) tabletop roleplaying games. It’s been sardonically dubbed by its critics “misery tourism”.