Friday Ephemera
Budget cuts. || Black Panther. || Bathroom essentials. || Will hospitals give back an amputated limb if you ask for it? || Embroidered bacteria. || It’s bigger than most. || 25 days in the life of a bean. || Boneshaker race, 1928. || Swinging London, 1967. || In need of friction. || San Francisco scenes. || Something on the floor. (h/t, Obo) || This is one of these. || And this is one of those. || Because you’ve always wanted a warp speed calculator. || While you pee. || Paranormal property. (h/t, Damian) || Popping balloons. || Thoughts on ladies’ fashion, New York, 1930. || Tweet of note. (h/t, dicentra) || Teatime view of note. || Macau, China. || Mussolini’s Rome. || Scrotum adventure. || An old machine from the Seventies, now far from home, stirs. || And finally, a horrifying shark attack.
I suspect that, compared to me and most of the people I know, Zoe Williams is extremely rich, so I assume that it’s recommended that I demonise her.
Of course, I won’t demonise her for being rich. I’ll demonise her for being a sour-faced, spiteful bitch.
25 days in the life of a bean.
Am I the only one who found this kind of horrifying? It makes the fecking thing look alive.
Also, it appears that beans are just plant testicles. Gross.
Horrifying bean time-lapse video reminded me of this… thing.
Sweet dreams!
It makes the fecking thing look alive.
Last time I checked, plants *are* alive. Which is why carrot juice is murder.
/pedant
Although nothing, but nothing, can out-cringe the Bill Nye Saves The World “My Sex Junk” video, this thing comes close. Apparently, privilege grants you teleportation powers. Who knew? https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/977296700439019520
another tweet of note
Why is it that pompous, wealthy, wannbe Marxist “revolutionaries” never seem to wash their hair (even for their official Graun portrait)?
One of the Twitterers suggested that Zoe must cut her own hair, “in the dark, while pissed”.
carrot juice is murder.
Coleslaw’s a fascist regime. But then, what isn’t.
jabrwok – I am shamed. PS, your link doesn’t seem to be working
D. Ream – I think they stole that one from Tool. (Skip to 1:10.) Btw I loved that song you did.
@twinkletoes42069: Not sure what happened to my version of the link. It was supposed to go to the same video to which Daniel Ream subsequently linked though, so you didn’t miss anything:-).