Friday Ephemera
Local toughs. (h/t, Ben) || Lucas has been captured. || The London time machine. || The mothership wasn’t the first thing to land there. || “How big would the Solar System be if Earth were the size of a basketball?” || “His basketball game got better.” || Why dogs don’t rule the… Oh bugger. || Bond versus Bond in… Die Spy Kill Kill. || Acoustic tractor beam. || Hot steel malfunction. || It tells you quite a lot about who they are. || Lighthouse interior. || Best not to, really. || “Not a sweet smile.” || If she didn’t have double standards, she’d have no standards at all. || Gastro Obscura. || That star over there is much, much bigger than ours. || Owl buddies. || Bathroom scenes. (h/t, dicentra) || Birds in fog. || And finally, via Elephants Gerald, “I felt like my hands were just too big for this task.”
First!
http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
“Lucas has been captured.”
You and your cute spider videos. You do not want to see what popped up in the recommended thumbnails for me after that. Nor, for that matter, do I. I’m just going to pretend it’s a model made out of pipecleaners and pincushions.
(But here’s the link anyway for the masochistic (or arachnophile) among us. *shudder*)
“Owl buddies.”
Yeah, right. The birds have quite clearly started breeding attack dogs. The first couple of pictures are just to lull you into a false sense of security. Keep scrolling down. That little guy with the green eyes is obviously the ringleader. We’re doomed.
“Bathroom scenes.”
Oh, come on…
Lucas has been captured.
I have a 3-year-old nephew named Lucas, and he talks just like that.
He had me in stitches on Christmas Day.
One day I overheard Son of Pogonip saying sternly, “Bob! Stop blowing bubbles and come over here and eat your Betta Bites!”
Son runs a tight ship.😄
Happy Australia Day!
The mothership wasn’t the first thing to land there.
But the aliens were more organized.
Best not to, really.
Phone batteries are the new Tide Pods.
“Bathroom scenes.”
Oh, my…!
Why dogs don’t rule the… Oh bugger.
They’ll call him Caesar.
Heh.
Cue the surf music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Nv2R9Acec
Cue the surf music
God knows, they need to do something, though I’m not convinced that Mr Tarantino is the way to go. I’m actually surprised the Star Trek film series is still a thing, given its hit-to-meh ratio is quite dismal.
“This is CNN”
https://twitter.com/TheSafestSpace/status/956457629189992448
Chapman and Cleese demonstrate the new L1A1.
How not to play board games, “I don’t know their pronouns !”
It tells you quite a lot about who they are.
I would place a substantial bet that most of the people involved with the clean-up were guys so they probably feel quite justified.
Apparently brown people and cultures are only superior when they don’t interfere with one’s preconceived notions of feminine beauty…
Just chillin’.
https://youtu.be/bpojDpZ4m7Y
@ SumDumGuy
“My boyfriend and mother-in-law shaved my baby!”
OK; either we are back to that cuckold thing, or someone does not quite grasp the concept of “mother-in-law”.
Hɐddʎ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ pɐʎ¡
Hɐddʎ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ pɐʎ¡
For a second there I thought it was Hebrew.
Hɐddʎ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ pɐʎ¡
For a second there I thought it was Hebrew.
It’s all Greek to me.
“Hɐddʎ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ pɐʎ¡”
Yad Ailartsua Yppah?
¿ʎləɹns ‘ʎɐp ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎddɐH
That BBC Archive link may be the end of my productivity for today. Having just watched this little 2-minute gem on a diver defusing an unexploded mine in the West India Docks, I learned two interesting things: the meaning of the phrase nap hand, and the yawning chasm between an English diver in the 50s and an English academic in the 10s.
That BBC Archive link may be the end of my productivity for today.
How to address a haggis.
“I felt like my hands were just too big for this task.”
Well done.
When I was about 10 years old, my mother managed to raise a scrub jay hatchling. I think he liked us too much, because it took almost 2 years for my parents to convince him to fly away with the local flock that came by almost daily (even when they’d get him to fly outside to join them, he’d fly back into the apartment once the other birds went on their way). As one might expect, my brother and I wanted to keep him as a pet, but my father was dead set against it. The bird was quite demanding of attention, and rather noisy – and took a liking to my dad, much to my dad’s annoyance.
Bond versus Bond
Racist! Sexist! RAPIST!!!
Racist! Sexist! RAPIST!!!
The indignant younglings seem to imagine that we’re supposed to admire the sheriff in The Man With The Golden Gun, and empathise with him. Despite him being a caricature, deliberately unappealing, and the obvious butt of the joke.
Despite him being a caricature, deliberately unappealing, and the obvious butt of the joke.
I guess they just want books filled with blank pages and movies that are nothing more than series of landscape shots.
It tells you quite a lot about who they are.
Those aren’t trashed streets, that’s an Art Project.
For a second, I thought “shave the baby” was a euphemism, I’d not yet heard. As in, “We went back to my place for a post-prandial brandy and a little–finger quotes–‘shave the baby.'”
I was in a WebEx meeting (sort of a video-enabled conference call though the computer) a few hours ago and accidentally shared my screen. Operations Manager of course immediately asked about shaved babies.
Who among us has not been a tired, worried, or sick student, and had a sadistic spinster teacher notice you’re not having a good day, pounce on you to answer a question, then snarl “ I don’t believe I like your tone!” and send you to The Office?
Well, if you didn’t get enough of this wonderful experience in school, you can now buy a device that will recreate it for you whenever you like!
https://pjmedia.com/trending/amazons-alexa-will-no-longer-tolerate-sexist-abuse/
“I guess they just want books filled with blank pages and movies that are nothing more than series of landscape shots.”
Behold the future. (Since 1988, believe it or not.)
“https://pjmedia.com/trending/amazons-alexa-will-no-longer-tolerate-sexist-abuse/”
It. It is.
Racist! Sexist! RAPIST!!!
At least the “Daily Mail” has the right attitude towards celebrity:
One unimpressed person said
Here’s the imdb page for that unimpressed person. I hope the guy who played the sex slave in “Balls of Fury” wasn’t serious about calling Bond a rapist.
In today’s episode of Dubious Science, your sammiches are causing global
warmingclimate change……and there you have it, sammiches are wrongfood, and eating them wrongthought.
The indignant younglings seem to imagine…
Indignant younglings certainly have the Marxist malevolence part down:
Well, his parent(s), teachers and other leftist mentors should be beaming with pride…
My wife found me in the kitchen with a handgun. She asked me “why?” I said, “stealth killer robots.” She laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed. So I shot Alexa. It was a good day.
Tee-hee. That ought to bunch some panties.
And for the third part of the hat-trick, we have achieved Peak California:
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/956564388118319104
we have achieved Peak California:
SHUSH… you’ll only encourage them.
NYC: we’re banning big sodas, because the commoners don’t know what’s good for them
CA: Hold my
beernon-gmo organic free-trade non-dairy latte.::cough:: Fair-trade.
(>_<) (Dammit, messed up my carefully-thought-out-but-not-as-funny-as-it-seemed joke.)
If she didn’t have double standards, she’d have no standards at all.
They’re not even standards. They’re weapons.
They’re not even standards. They’re weapons.
Well, they’re certainly not principles, which, pretty much by definition, would have to be reciprocal, and therefore inconvenient. But among the self-styled woke, apparently what matters is playing Gotcha!, even if this means behaving in a way that’s stilted and neurotic, and, as in the case above, being laughably and predictably inconsistent.
It’s a strange way to go through life – assuming an entitlement to scold strangers, and the world at large, for not automatically knowing the rules of a made-up in-group status game – rules that are forever changing, seemingly at random and with escalating absurdity, and which change almost daily precisely to make following them all but impossible.
I sometimes wonder what R.D. Laing would have made of these people and their endless self-positioning.
Why dogs don’t rule the… Oh bugger.
The knowledge is spreading…
https://twitter.com/smallthunderdog/status/957173930288209921
The knowledge is spreading…
If they learn to make fire, we’re screwed.
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/news/20180119/fight-over-cheesecake-portion-leads-to-arrest
And BTW, we’re screwed.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ATLT/farmers-insurance-hall-of-claims-hot-dog
Unscented dental floss is also recommended to get a clean cut.
I think we need a picture of the portion size to determine whether violence and knife-wielding was justified.