Bad Girls

I draw the line at first degree murder.
#standards

I scrolled down a little. Generally sad; once, along a time ago, most offences would have been worked out away from the Break or not seen as an offence at all. The tiny insignificance of tiny actions with possibly brutal endings. Now broadcast around the world. I need to ‘get a life’.

All rocking that ‘just got out of bed, haven’t combed my hair’ look.

criminal mischief (attempted to inscribe the word ‘whore’ into a car but misspelled it as ‘wore’)
Cute despite it all.

Hey, where did we go
Days when the rains came ?
Down in the hollow
Playing a new game
Laughing and a-running, hey, hey
Skipping and a-jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our, our hearts a-thumping

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Gender equality at last!

Evidently, some jurisdiction has the offense, “knowingly driving…” The addition of a culpable mental state is interesting inasmuch as I cannot imagine driving a motor vehicle while being unaware that I am, in fact, operating a motor vehicle. Query, whether impaired mental states, i.e. alcohol or drug intoxication become a defense to the “knowing” element of the offense? Strange.
In other matters, we now know where they do the casting calls for all those lesbian prison movies.

what do we not stick in crazy
And die virgins? YMMV, of course.

I fear I may have opened a can of worms…

Some years back, my profession took me to our state’s maximum security women’s prison. It was, shall we say, an interesting experience. The inmates were all Class A and B offenders, but the atmosphere was remarkably laid back. I walked around without an escort among the buildings and marveled at how seemingly well-behaved the denizens were. This, despite the fact that the young “lady” I was there to depose had murdered her mother by stabbing her 72 times. Sometimes, life is truly weird.

Reminds me of the Elder Days, when Iowahawk wrote more than 100 characters at a time. He had a recurring feature entitled Hoosegow Honeys.
Those were simpler times…

I see Guv’nuh Squid has mentioned the Iowahawk classic “Hoosegow Honeys”.
Having once dated a crazy woman (for 7 years), none of these miscreants interest me in the least.
(I’m getting old, I guess.)

And die virgins?
Some of had to learn the hard way.
Some years back, my profession took me to our state’s maximum security women’s prison.
Some years back, my profession took me to my then state’s prison for the criminally insane, talk about interesting. Alas, the facility is now closed, so whether the inmates were transferred to the state’s maximum security prisons, let loose, or were all elected to the state legislature remains a mystery.

They stole my heart….
Someone fetch some ice for Jon’s loins. Or a bulldog clip. Whichever’s nearest.

marveled at how seemingly well-behaved the denizens were
While there are rare exceptions – women’s prisons do have their occasional habitually violent psychopaths – they are exceedingly rare. Most murders committed by women are crimes of passion, habitual violent reoffenders are not something women’s prisons generally design for.

Some of these ladies need to add theft to their list of crimes. They stole my heart….
My heart is in my hand . . . .

Does anyone have an idea what a “bae” is?
I believe it means a person’s boyfriend or girlfriend; crush, love, squeeze, etc. Commonly used by proletarian teenagers, for whom the second syllable of baby is just too exhausting.
Not to be confused with bæ, which is apparently a Danish word for excrement.

There seems to be far more violent brawls in the womens’ jail.
It may simply be that these get better ratings for the show.

It may simply be that these get better ratings for the show.

Very much the case.
In my state, the largest female prison (with the “hardest” population) reports 3.34 inmate on inmate assaults per thousand inmates, which is .14 above average statewide. The rest of the female prisons are considerably lower; with the least violent of them reporting 0 assaults for the past 3 months. The only male prison that can boast anything even close to that is a low custody, program heavy facility in which bad behavior will result in a transfer to a harder facility.

I fear I may have opened a can of worms…
And I was about to complain about the pickled eggs. Never mind…

Could depend on the worms . . .

mugshots baes …? Is it supposed to be mugshot babes and they spelled it wrong or am I missing something?

Is it supposed to be mugshot babes and they spelled it wrong or am I missing something?
Nearest I (OK, Google) can translate would be:
Basin of Gravy
Treacle Tart
Ocean Pearl

This needs to be a quiz where you have to match the girl to the crime.