Blow Your Wigs

I’d have to really bust my conk to use most of these. Since I don’t have a gig muggin’ on a doghouse, or any other excuses to be off the cob.

Heh…Try this out…My high school in South Florida had its own lingo. I thought it was a SF thing until I got to college and no one else from SF was hip to it…anywayz in regard to this we would we world weary teenagers would have said:
What an eddy. Trying to owl off but it’s so mallard. Now that babe over there is deese. I mean, ooosh!
Found out many years later, for folks “up coast” wally was the equivalent of an eddy.

Can’t wait to tell the youngest son his trombone is, in reality, a “slush pump.”

WTP,
I grew up in So. Fla, lived there 40+ years, finally had to trilly up to central Fla. I could no longer dig the scene down south. Wonder if we know each other. 😉

Would you two like a private booth?
Don’t worry, I’ll charge it to your accounts.

And here I always thought a slush pump was an automatic transmission…
Speaking of slush, what’s the bartender’s recommendation for one of those blender drinks?