The Small Matter Of The Bar Tab
Not too long ago, we were discussing a survey of the most aggravating forms of online advertising, from modal windows that slide in and obstruct whatever you’re reading just as you’re getting immersed, to the unspeakable evil of auto-play videos that even when manually paused still follow you around the page, as if intent on degrading the quality of your stay. As noted at the time,
I’m sometimes approached by small agencies that want to clutter this place up with apparently random, low-rent advertising. So far, none of the products – insofar as I’d have any say in what they are – seem likely to entice the kind of people that I imagine visit this blog. It’s just ugly visual noise that would bog down the site. You’re all welcome to bear this in mind – my heroic high-mindedness – next time I do a fundraiser.
Well, heavens. Here we are.
And so, patrons are reminded that this rickety barge is kept afloat by the kindness of strangers. If you’d like to help it remain buoyant for a while longer, there’s an orange button below with which to monetise any love. Debit and credit cards are accepted. For those wishing to express their love regularly, there’s a monthly subscription option top left. Additionally, any Amazon shopping done via this link or the search widget top right, or for Amazon US via this link, results in a small fee for your host at no extra cost to you.
For newcomers wishing to know more about what’s been going on here for the last decade, and in over 2,000 posts and 65,000 comments, the reheated series is a pretty good place to start. If you can, do take a moment to poke through the discussion threads too. The posts are intended as starting points, not full stops, and the comments are where much of the good stuff is waiting to be found. And do please join in.
Again, thanks for the support, the comments, and the company.
A small contribution to restock the Guild of Evil’s wine cellar.
May your sock drawer remain organised even in times of crisis.
Tried shopping via your US Amazon link – I hope it worked the way it’s supposed to. Will do that from now on when I need to get something from Amazon – I do enjoy this blog.
I apologize that it wasn’t more, but, I don’t have a lot, and so don’t spend a lot. I know – I’m weird.
Will do that from now on when I need to get something from Amazon
Much appreciated.
I will place all my Amazon orders thru you and be glad to do it!
In other news I think this transgender fad is becoming a cult. They’re all getting that cookie-cutter look, like Moonies or Hare Krishna or [fill in cult]:
http://theothermccain.com/2017/07/20/crazy-is-a-pre-existing-condition/
Rachel Maddow hair: check
Large ugly glasses: check
Blank stare: check
Stupid pout: check
A fad is by its nature short-lived, but a cult can grab a person for life. I have a relative who was in a cult and still would be except THEY kicked HIM out (he had financial reversals, mainly because they’d drained him dry, and couldn’t continue to pay). Once somebody realizes the financial potential of these poor souls and becomes the Church of Transgender, they’ll be even worse off than they already are.
Keep up the good work, David.
Pinged.
Token of appreciation from a lurker.
Token of appreciation from a lurker.
Some things I still like about this place, ten years on.
Unpredictable comment threads.
The glorious ping of a tip jar notification.
Lurkers de-lurking (even momentarily).
It’s strange to think that the overwhelming majority of people reading this thing, and coming back regularly, don’t stop to chat. Perhaps it would bring shame upon their families.
Courtesy of a link from nakedcapitalism.com–hummingbirds!
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/07/hummingbird-secrets-speed-worlds-smallest-bird/
‘Ping’
Not a hummingbird, but amusing nevertheless: http://anodtothegods.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/floaty-slow.gif
Godfrey Elfwick; transracial, genderqueer, muslim atheist and all-round Warrior for Social Justice, was murdered by Twitter but has risen again as Jodie Elfwick
Not anymore, the bastards. JFC, what the hell is wrong with them??? A little clever satire is too much for them to bear?
email me and I’ll thrash the spam filter.
I wonder, has the spam filter been made aware of the Scold-O-Mat 9000?
A little clever satire is too much for them to bear?
Well, there is gab.ai.
Haven’t logged in in months, and got my latest follower earlier today . . .
Thanks David. Ping.
A little something for the barge and its captain.
Ping.
Thanks again to all who’ve tickled the tip jar. It’s what keeps this place here.
I suppose I should point out, belatedly, that the ping is accompanied by a vibration in my trouser pocket.
What?
Relevant
*vibrates trousers*
Is that a ping in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Done, with gratitude. Paid in New Zealand dollars, not your effete Northern European rubbish.
[ Picks pebbles and glass eye out of tip jar. ]
[ Puts them in bowl of trail mix kept on bar. ]
Amazoned! Thank you for everything you do. This blog is a beacon of quality, and long may it continue.
This blog is a beacon of quality, and long may it continue.
Why, thank you.
[ Tosses more shiny pebbles in tip jar ]
Ping!
[ Flicks through mail-order catalogue in search of much larger, jewel-encrusted tip jar. ]
[ Flicks through mail-order catalogue in search of much larger, jewel-encrusted tip jar. ]
Dude…Use the Amazon button up a…oh…
I have vibrated your trousers, sir.
That sentence sounds so adorably British!
Just don’t make us watch any more conceptual ‘art’ videos.
We both know that’s a promise I can’t possibly keep.
Great! Pinged.
A little something towards the weekend soiree …
A little something towards the weekend soiree…
Bless you, madam. May your towels never lose their fluffiness.
Bit late but enjoy. Ping.
Something for your wine cellar.
P.S. Great blog.