Answers On a Postcard, Please
The Guardian’s Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett – she of the ill-fitting hair – asks,
Are we too selfish to live like hippies?
Herself a child of what she generously terms “communal living” – specifically, an “Islington house furnished from skips” – Ms Cosslett allows her mind to drift back, way back, to the heady days of the late Twentieth Century:
My memories are faded but what remains is a picture of a happy, lively household whose ethos was not so far removed from times when children were raised by communities, not individuals.
A faded memory from childhood, when people are generally much less discerning, is perhaps not the soundest footing for an approach to housing policy. And hey, what parent wouldn’t want their child raised collectively by a shifting pile of misfits, losers and unemployable hippies? Or as Ms Cosslett puts it, rather romantically, “art students from Berlin, Portuguese musicians” and, naturally, “miners during the strike.” Yes, all this, and in an environment where six layers of wallpaper – a historical record of sorts – gradually detached themselves from damp plaster walls:
Though the conditions weren’t great, they paid £11 a week rent… Low rents (or if you were squatting, no rents) enabled people to work in the arts, to create music (I was sampled on a Madchester dance record, aged three), write literature and paint.
And working in the arts – I suspect the term “working” is used here loosely – is more than reason enough to squat and not bother with humdrum details like permission or paying rent. That such freewheeling sentiment is less fashionable than it was saddens Ms Cosslett. And so boilerplate ensues:
Our political apathy, our materialistic obsession with property ownership, our disinclination to pursue alternative lifestyles all explain why communes and squats are in decline… Walking through Park Crescent the other day, past impossibly grand houses with their dark interiors… I felt an incredible sadness. It is the disappointment at the abandonment of an experiment… Imagine what you and your friends could do with a crowbar, a guitar, a few sacks of lentils…
I’m convinced that witnessing how resources, material and intellectual, could be pooled at such a young age has shaped me as an adult… Communes represented a different way of being – sharing the cooking, the cleaning and the childcare was not only practical but also beneficial to the wellbeing of the members.
Readers who as students shared a house and cleaning duties, in theory at least, will no doubt testify to the practicality of this approach and the lofty hygiene standards that invariably resulted. Now imagine those high standards applied to parenting and childcare.
Readers may recall Ms Cosslett’s Guardian colleague Owen Hatherley, a former contributor to the Socialist Worker and self-described Marxist, who shared with us his belief that making vaguely alternative pop music is all but impossible without an Arts Council grant, a subsidised spell at art school and a suitably bohemian squat. The same Mr Hatherley who wants us to share a toilet and kitchen with people we may not like, and thereby “look beyond our obsession with private space.”
And we mustn’t forget another Guardian contributor, Alexander Vasudevan, a lecturer in “cultural and historical geography” and “cartographies of protest,” who wishes for people schooled in “radical politics” to “seize and reclaim” your property as a “potent symbol of protest.” That’s reclaim as in forcibly transfer from you to them.
Update, via the comments:
It’s perhaps worth pondering Ms Cosslett’s conceit that squatting and “communal living” are somehow the opposite of selfishness. Rather than being – as illustrated repeatedly in the comments – a license for freeloading, theft and irresponsibility. Which is to say, selfishness writ large.
It’s also interesting that Ms Cosslett’s professed hippie ideal – the thing that prompts yearning for the use of a crowbar – is an “impossibly grand house” on Park Crescent in London. Such romantic gushing is less often directed at the possibility of squatting a rundown terraced house in the less glamorous parts of, say, Burnley, which could be bought outright for five grand or less. Hardly a stretch for half a dozen people who want to pool their resources and pursue “alternative living.” But then a squat just isn’t rah unless it’s in a rather expensive part of town, preferably in London, where the squatters can feel superior to the suckers paying mortgages.
The most selfish behaviour I’ve ever seen was when I shared a house as a student. It was an education alright.
I’d imagine your experience is fairly typical, certainly more common than not. Even above-board flat-sharing with one friend or colleague can be tricky. Without the bonds and obligations of loving partners or immediate family, the inevitable friction and aggravation can be too much and either the friendship or the flat-share has to go. And a “commune” is basically a recipe for freeloading and acrimony. But Ms Cosslett, whose fond memories are those of an undiscerning child, doesn’t seem overly interested in realism. It wouldn’t suit her purpose.
I suppose part of the problem is, you’re expected to forge a domestic, quasi-familial bond with strangers, or people with whom you wouldn’t otherwise spend so much time in such an intimate arrangement. But I wonder how many former squatters and commune enthusiasts are still in touch with their one-time housemates, the people they were expected to regard as practically family. And as Ms Cosslett would have it, raising their children.
“Rah”?
“Rah”?
Rah as in young and very posh. It’s a jab at the kind of people who as a matter of course go on a gap yah – sorry, gap year. The irony being that squatters are often fairly posh themselves and from comfortable backgrounds, often upper-middle-class lefties with a hankering for bohemia.
“The irony being that squatters are often fairly posh themselves and from comfortable backgrounds, often upper-middle-class lefties with a hankering for bohemia.”
And with mater and pater to fall back on…
And with mater and pater to fall back on…
It’s a strange thing to see up close, this ostentatious slumming by people who can, and will, escape whenever the squalor becomes too dreary. I’ve encountered several groups of such people, one of them at a time, years ago, when I had to walk to work every day because I couldn’t afford the bus fare. I wasn’t terribly impressed by their “alternative lifestyle.”
“I wasn’t terribly impressed by their “alternative lifestyle.””
But just remember, they knew what you “needed”. They knew what your hopes and dreams were. They agitated for your best interests. If only you could have let the scales of false-conciousness fall from your eyes.
3….2…..1….. And you’re back in the room
Time to wash up a bowl of Weetabix immediately after consumption of said Weetabix: 15 secs, max.
Time to wash up a bowl of Weetabix after it’s been left for a week and said Weetabix residue has turned rock hard: 5 mins, or more.
How many times does it take telling some people this for their behaviour to change? Never found out the answer to that unfortunately.
Right. Got that off my chest…
Right. Got that off my chest…
Someone ought to write a scientific paper on the concrete-like properties of neglected Weetabix. It may have military uses – say, as ablative hull armour.
Rah as in young and very posh. It’s a jab at the kind of people who as a matter of course go on a gap yah – sorry, gap year. The irony being that squatters are often fairly posh themselves and from comfortable backgrounds, often upper-middle-class lefties with a hankering for bohemia.
Nailed it. There was a very right-on, upper-middle-class Leftie girl on our undergraduate red-brick law degree course. She’d been at Roedean, and in the summer holidays whilst I went home to drive vans or do manual labour, she would swan off to join her family in Singapore. In the autumn term, she would return with a suntan and a fresh rant about the repressive regime and what a shame it was that you couldn’t get any “blow” in Bugis Street which was otherwise brilliant, yah?
When we went to London to study for our post-grad qualifications, I ended up in a flatshare in Shepherd’s Bush, whilst she was in a squat in Hackney. I reckon it’s definitely a nostalgie de la boue thing.
Whenever I see/hear/read Laurie Penny, I am reminded of that particular person.
and what a shame it was that you couldn’t get any “blow” in Bugis Street which was otherwise brilliant, yah?
As Theodore Dalrymple said of Banksy:
Seems somewhat relevant.
and that prosperity, at least in our society, is something to be ashamed of, the product of social injustice or exploitation.
He doesn’t seem that ashamed of earning vast amount of cash from his stencilling etc. good on him. At least he’s not panhandling like many ‘artists’
This common desire results from two ideological assumptions: that somehow the poor are authentic in a way that other social strata are not . . .
A “modern” take on “The Noble Savage,” I guess.
One of my bf’s roommates or housemates was an “artist.” Had a “studio” and everything. He tacked up 31 photos of himself, naked and depressed, and called it some pretentious name in French, that roughly translated to, “Here are 31 photos of me naked and depressed. I’m artistic.”
@Q&J,etc.
I noted your comment above about catching roommate “violating your space.” I had a similar issue. It was solved by the use of lighted bottle rockets under the offending party’s bedroom door late one night while he was “entertaining” a guest.
Suffice it to say, we achieved peace in our time.
Bottle rockets!!! If only I’d thought of that….
@Q&J, etc.
War is hell.
It’s not so much her hair, David: it’s that Guardian look of smugness with certainty, even fanaticism. Compare, for example, Seamus Milne with columnists on other news outlets
Among my idle but recurring thoughts is this: do I find the pictures of Guardian columnists, and their fellow travellers in other papers, irritating in their own right? Or is it because I invariably disagree with what they say and find it difficult even to respect their views?
You don’t often hear such people clamouring to squat a rundown terraced house in the less glamorous parts of, say, Burnley or Gainsborough
I challenge you to name a glamorous part of Gainsborough, David.
Although having said that, at least it isn’t Ironville or Misterton.
Miners in Islington?
Yes, gay ones of course. Or preferably transsexual and Latino.
“I challenge you to name a glamorous part of Gainsborough, David.”
“Glamorous” is a relative term…….
specifically, an “Islington house furnished from skips”
It had to be Islington, didn’t it?
‘Miners in Islington?’
Well who’s going to check their NUM membership in a squat?
I can see what’s happening. It’s the 1980s, you’re in London, you’ve got a blue-collar background, and you fancy a free roof over your head, a few free meals, and maybe the chance to bang Jemima the Rah Rebel. So what do you say?
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‘Well, Pet, I’ve been down pit since I was sixteen, like. And then that Thatcher wants to put me on street. And when we all protest they send Met Police in to beat shit out of us. I swear they was actually soldiers in coppers’ uniforms. Worra mess like. Fascist brutality in the coalfields. Did I tell that our da fought in International Brigades?’
‘Sorry, darling, what were they?’
‘Were the lads who went to Spain to fight Franco’.
‘Franco? The gardener at daddy’s villa?’
‘No love. General Franco, the fascist dictator of Spain’.
‘Oh you poor man …’
Time to wash up a bowl of Weetabix immediately after consumption of said Weetabix: 15 secs, max.
Time to wash up a bowl of Weetabix after it’s been left for a week and said Weetabix residue has turned rock hard: 5 mins, or more…
Ah yes, that person. Further to the weetbix, steel pots of macaroni and cheese (eaten straight from the pot, of course) with the melted cheese residue left to sit for a couple of days. Makes the rock hard weetbix seem a breeze in comparison.
I have a lovely idea for a reality TV show. We wait until Rhiannon Lucy Coslett goes on holiday then pick the lock on her front door and install a bunch of actors dressed as skiving wasters (aka “artistic types”). Then we film her reaction when she returns. I bet it would be priceless.
Just by the way, Mr. T, you just got a shout-out by Conservative Mutant over on Megan McArdle’s blog:
http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-06-10/paying-student-loans-is-hard-do-it-anyway-#comment-2072723190
My hubby Eric’s story … 2-bedroom apartment off-campus with fellow student. Eric comes home one afternoon, goes to room, stretches out on bed ready to study and notices an odd beam of light shining on the wall just over his bed — follows it to his bedroom wall where the livingroom is on the other side … nice round hole that hadn’t been there that morning.
Talks to roommate who confesses to being bored and decided to shoot his handgun a few times to liven things up.
Eric moved out within a couple of hours.
Talks to roommate who confesses to being bored and decided to shoot his handgun a few times to liven things up.
Yeah, Right.
And next you’re going to tell us that the landlady was named Hudson, and that fellow’s next roommate was an Afghan war veteran?
“Maybe I just have an unusual body shape, but I’ve never been able to maintain a tucked-in shirt for more than an hour at a time.”
translation: potbelly from a diet of chips, cheap beer, and video games, and no exercise (or physical activity, really) beyond walking from apartment to bus stop to classroom.
“the presence/absence of “please” and “thank you”…I think that’s a terribly inaccurate test that will give many false positives on people who are quiet or shy.”
translation: I’m well aware of the fact that I can’t do much, and I get terribly embarrassed in the presence of people who can, and since I spend most of my time on Facebook and Twitter I have very little ability to converse with another actual person so I mostly just look at my shoes and mumble until they go away.
Just by the way, Mr. T,
I did consider posting something on Mr Siegel’s New York Times article. It seemed a solid example of the kind of cultivated self-flattery we’ve often discussed. Basically, it’s a thin, unconvincing rationalisation of selfishness – which is then paraded as radical virtue. Mr Siegel refuses to see his own choices as an example of “reckless borrowing,” and he disregards any notion of supply and demand, despite his would-be role as Artistic Person And Bringer Of Light™ being so massively, and obviously, oversupplied. It’s hard to feel much sympathy for someone who believes that paying his debts as agreed, as millions of others do, would entail wasting his life, due to his enormously artistic “usefulness to society,” i.e., his self-imagined talent as a profound and insightful writer.
A claim somewhat undermined by the clueless, narcissistic ramble in question.
And speaking of the arrogance and unrealism of literary types, here’s another example. Alex Tabarrok tries to shoehorn basic economics into the mind of Ursula K Le Guin:
Via Ace.
Re Mr Siegel and his self-righteous freeloading, Kevin Williamson has more:
The shorter Mr Siegel would be “Fuck you, taxpayers. I’m an artist and intellectual.” But that wouldn’t present him in the all-important and very much expected Heroic Victim Light.
O/T but I see our Penny has been quoted here in an article which I cannot for the life of me think WTF has to do with her. I suspect that Penny, as a darling of the type of middle class lefties that run the BBC, have her Twitter feed open 24/7 ready to gush their approval.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/11/british-national-bird-robin-murderous-bully
And in other news, Philip Hoare in The Guardian wants you to know that he regards Britain’s ‘national bird’ as a murderous bully. The inventive self-hatred of the Guardianistas, with their inverted snobbery and sneering, is a wondrous thing to behold. I am only surprised the article didn’t include a graphic saying ‘Robins – not in my name!’ and some reference to Iraq.
Communal living in my American college town has been eliminated by Progressive city planners zoning out multi-family occupation of all but expensive new student apartment buildings paid for by student loans.
Readers who as students shared a house and cleaning duties, in theory at least, will no doubt testify to the practicality of this approach and the lofty hygiene standards that invariably resulted
I shared a house with three guys for a summer. They weren’t keen on washing the dishes and they always took the drain trap out of the sink before doing anything because otherwise, food would get caught in it.
I am so glad I left before the plumber had to be called.
Me and Starchild Are currently living under a warlord-owned Wind Farm, indentifying and collecting each thwacked bird species before we eat it.
Rasta Dale never fixes the community tractor, and now motor oil is rationed by the warlords.
Whatever.
But we will press on relentlessly! At least until the People’s truck runs out of the People’s gas.
Uh oh, David, crazy Guardianista: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/09/politically-correct-jerry-seinfeld-comedy-marginalised-voices
Uh oh, David, crazy Guardianista
Ah, Lindy West, “whose work focuses on pop culture, social justice, humour and body image.”
She’s the obnoxious, overweight nag whose girth is such she struggled to squeeze into her seat on a plane and needlessly picked a fight with a male passenger, and who then found it amusing to deliberately knock him with her luggage as he tried to sleep. And who then wondered why “nobody wants to sit next to a fat person on a plane.” When not writing for the Guardian or testing the endurance of plane seats and fellow passengers, she makes videos of herself eating biscuits and junk food.
Good gad, she sounds like a LOVELY person. No wonder she don’t get teh funny.
Oh lord, that biscuit video…
At one point she’s just resting parts of herself on the tablet top.
She’s the obnoxious, overweight nag whose girth is such she struggled to squeeze into her seat on a plane
I followed your link, skimmed the article, and started reading the comments…
It is like a distillation of the Guardian.
It is as if someone is handing out gold stars for being wilfully stupid while affecting victimhood.
I was only going to have a couple of glasses of whiskey, but I am feeling the urge to pour an extra large one …
Too selfish to live like hippies?
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