Tokyo Cut

Welcome back, hope the new lair’s looking suitably innocent from the outside 😉 .

I’ve never been quite sure whether it’s real or a very elaborate hoax, but you could always get him a Wovel: http://www.wovel.com/

“What’s an appropriate lair-warming gift? A gun rack? An ominous red countdown button?”
Personally, I prefer those hero-killing button & countdown timer sets. You know, “Automatic Shutdown” buttons that actually shoot whoever hits them, and countdown timers for doomsday weapons that are deliberately inaccurate, so as to fool others into thinking they have more time. Last I checked they had some good deals on them at Amazon.

I thought the robotic scorpion was for that.