A Firm Hand
Until The Thin Man brought this to my attention, I’d been blissfully unaware of the cat paddling phenomenon.
Apparently, it’s become a thing.
More.
Until The Thin Man brought this to my attention, I’d been blissfully unaware of the cat paddling phenomenon.
Apparently, it’s become a thing.
More.
I tried that with mine and she bit me.
Well, clearly, you weren’t doing it properly. Maybe it’s a being-in-heat thing. Or perhaps the sex of the spanker and spankee is relevant. I’m really not up to speed on the finer points of these things.
Oh dear god, it’s come to this. What next – fart jokes? ;D
If memory serves, there are a couple of quite effective fart jokes buried somewhere in the ephemera archives. I like to think of this place as a heady mix of the cerebral and intestinal.
Oh that is hilarious! Cat bongos!