Friday Ephemera
It’s a lot to take in. || A miscalculation occurred. || Not ideal, really. || A light snack, owl style. || Little white lie brings many tips. || First gurgle. || “Children realise early on that the fit between forefinger and nostril is pretty good.” || She helpfully has her pronouns tattooed on her face. || Or perhaps you’d prefer dining option C…? || The progressive retail experience, parts 438 and 439. || The progressive retail experience, interrupted version. || Topple “white supremacy” with lettuce, only $58. || Go on, take one for the team. || Attitude detected. || Why spiders don’t rule the Earth. || Typo of note. || Parenting. || Little helper. || A project for the weekend. || And finally, he does this better than you do.
A clarification: Although I love England and would like to live there, it is nonetheless true that I would bring a team of retired Rangers to seek out and destroy these abominations.
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In return, I would invite David to send SAS teams to America to deal appropriately with these.
Another totally stable educator.
This comes to mind.
Politics: I had not the faintest idea until age 13 or so when there was a democrat campaign spot outside my school so you couldn’t miss it (Goldwater running for pres?). My friend was really into it and I was baffled as to how he had a clue and why he cared.
British police upset that someone is “untoward to pedos”? So we now must be nice to people who commit horrific crimes? Be polite to rapists (which is what pedos are) and murderers? Not criticize them? Glad I live on the wrong side of the pond.
Really, beans on toast? Come on, that’s a joke, right?
Really, beans on toast? Come on, that’s a joke, right?
Not a joke. [ Weeps for Albion. ]
[ Dries tears. Eyes narrow. Jaw sets. Becomes filled with a Terrible Resolve. ]
Someone who needs small children to participate in, and affirm, in class, her irresolvable psychodrama
Apropos.
Culture of resentment: to clarify, this culture is not just black. You can find trailer-park trash (white) in the US with this exact culture, as well as in places in London. The culture is passed on to the kids.
For those who insist that the indoctrination of kids in gender ideology is a myth:
https://www.city-journal.org/sexual-liberation-in-public-schools
This is LA schools, pretty big.
Culture of resentment…places in London
See also chav and crab bucket.
This is LA schools, pretty big
LAUSD is 2 largest school district in the nation with 650K students.
And an almost 3:1 ratio of non-teaching to teaching positions, and a budget well over $7 BILLION.
And yet less than half the kids cannot function at their grade level in reading and math.
Argh … should be “less than half the kids CAN function at grade level”
[ Slides drink the bar to Darleen. ]
And yet less than half the kids [can] function at their grade level in reading and math.
One might wonder if the next step is ensuring that they cannot function, in any way, at life.
And yet less than half the kids [can] function at their grade level in reading and math.
I wonder how many cannot function no matter how good the teachers.
deal appropriately with these
Black Coffee Matters
When you’re a Canadian public-school teacher – and a drag queen, obviously – and you want the classroom in which you work to permanently resemble a nightclub.
Mr Bryan Bone, who very much wants other people’s children to know about his sexuality – to have this information foremost in their minds – also likes to share videos of the children’s subsequently sex-themed puns.
Because, being an educator, all roads must lead to him. And hey, what man wouldn’t want a shrine unto himself?
Black Coffee Matters.
All those pretentious names for sizes and ingredients. Unsurprising that Starbucks began in Seattle which is overrun with pretentious people who think they are down to earth.
In other drag-queen news.
I wonder how many cannot function no matter how good the teachers.”
NYC asks, “good teachers”?
Meanwhile, also in NYC, not wanting to play second fiddle in the teaching department, the rozzers are trying to match some of their UK counterpart’s silliness by confiscating toy guns.
True, I suppose you could put someone’s eye out, but when asked the 5-0 replied, “real guns?”
When you’re a Canadian public-school teacher – and a drag queen…
Somebody help me out here, what exactly is the “call of duty” for a drag queen or any Alphabet Person™, for that matter?
Going above and beyond the call of duty
It’s curious how the ostensible agenda of “supporting students” and “being an inspiration” is difficult to distinguish from non-stop self-involvement.
Meanwhile…
camouflage for the savannah;
camouflage for California.
It’s curious how the ostensible agenda of “supporting students” and “being an inspiration” is difficult to distinguish from non-stop self-involvement.
That. Every time.
That. Every time.
Also this:
You see, he’s being himself by dressing up as someone else entirely, i.e., a grotesque cartoon of a woman. Which is beautiful, apparently.
“Defund the police”? Frankly, I don’t think the police shoot enough criminals.
Assault and really attempted murder, but only wanted for robbery. eh? And they wonder why more and more americans want to carry.
Also about “decriminalizing”, Kalamazoo decriminalizes public urination and defecation.
Kazoo mayor sez, “…the effort is part of changing ordinances for equity”, though it is unclear how crapping in the streets fosters equity unless all indoor toilets are outlawed.
Meanwhile Kazoo Commissioner Chris Praedel notes that it apparently used to be a misdemeanor and:
Because people who think your storefront is their personal latrine are super concerned about their records and that there might benegative consequences.
Public officials, is there anything they don’t know?
Also about “decriminalizing”, Kalamazoo decriminalizes public urination and defecation.
Kazoo mayor sez, “…the effort is part of changing ordinances for equity”, though it is unclear how crapping in the streets fosters equity unless all indoor toilets are outlawed.
Meanwhile Kazoo Commissioner Chris Praedel notes that it apparently used to be a misdemeanor and:
Because people who think your storefront is their personal latrine are super concerned about their records and that there might benegative consequences.
Public officials, is there anything they don’t know?
Not entirely sure how the double post happened…at least it wasn’t italic overflow.
Regardless, off to regrooving.
Not entirely sure how the double post happened
I leave you heathens unsupervised for half an hour…
Not entirely sure how the double post happened…at least it wasn’t italic overflow.
Perhaps your finger twitched and you clicked the “post” button twice very quickly. I think that has happened to me here or on another blog.
As for the twitching, what did David pour in your glass?
As for the twitching, what did David pour in your glass?
I know, right? Could be anything from liquid floor polish, to 110 leaded, to chloroform, yet he blames us for every little slip up.
…a misdemeanor conviction stays on someone’s record for life and can have negative consequences.
As well it should.
“…the effort is part of changing ordinances for equity”
Every week is Be Kind to Feral Humanoids Week in progressive America…although we cannot tell for sure how many victimology categories are being checked off here.
What if someone were to visit the homes of the commissioners and the mayor, and crap on their porches? Would there still be no criminal charges?
Assault and really attempted murder, but only wanted for robbery. eh? And they wonder why more and more Americans want to carry.
Carry hell, I want to deport all the liberals to North Korea and Somalia.
…a misdemeanor conviction stays on someone’s record for life and can have negative consequences
Um. Not really. I’d wager that most states have procedures for expunging one’s criminal records. It involves things like petitioning the court years after the conviction and demonstrating to the court you’ve been a law-abiding, productive citizen in the interim. Yeah, it can be a hassle with paperwork, lawyers and court hearings, but that’s part of showing you’re willing to do the hard work of cleaning up and staying clean.
A conviction for a crime goes on your record? You mean like so other people can find out that you are dangerous or crazy? Oh, well, we can’t have that. Sheep need to be kept docile. Ignorance is bliss. Talk about pols grabbing the wrong end of the stick…
As for beans on toast…
I am not sure we Yanks have any room to laugh at this. Here in California, not only are there beans inside tortillas (raw, very flat toast), but one can also find, in addition to beans, french fries! Carbs upon carbs seems to be a cross-cultural phenomenon.
I remember being horrified at a lunch I attended that featured fried chicken, corn, mash potatoes and biscuits. Not that it wasn’t delicious.
Another item in the annals of Oh no! Never mind: 15 year old boy stabbed to death by the victim he tried to rob. He was armed with a gun and was one of a group of seven robbers. The other six robbers were not killed, unfortunately.
http://www.christinascucina.com/beans-on-toast-the-proper-british-way-recipe-by-a-brit/
Meanwhile, via Ace, state Senator Wiener is upset about monkeypox.
Failure to control is why there is a failure to control, but asking to avoid orgies for a couple three weeks is a bridge too far, I guess.
The other six robbers were not killed, unfortunately
Interesting there’s not even a whisper of colour (or even color) of either the victim or the gang in the report at the link. Any guesses?
Any guesses?
No, but I do have a virtual certainty. 😉
“It’s not enough to be gay. You have to be flamboyantly gay.”
Carbs upon carbs seems to be a cross-cultural phenomenon.
Let me sing to you the
songsandwiches of my people.sandwiches of my people.
I can one-up that: My maternal uncle’s customary high school lunch was four lard sandwiches.
He was armed with a gun and was one of a group of seven robbers.
And yet the cops are on the lookout for the victim of the attempted robbery. Oh, and the other 5 robbers too, as an afterthought. Since they aren’t baying for blood as for the the bodega owner in NYC, I am going to guess the robbers and the victim are all similar levels of melanin-giftedness. Although since they still want the victim, and I don’t sense they care at all what happened to him, he may paler than the robbers. I hope for his sake he has enough of the Sacred Melanin in his skin.
That whole article was a poorly-written twisted preztel of a word-salad trying desperately to avoid stating the obvious.
Short of giving hickory shampoos, this is the right way to deal with these asshats.
Well, it’s more civilized than what my instincts tell me how to handle such matters.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box
Carbs upon carbs from the land of deep fried everything. What sensible person wouldn’t choose to conclude an evening of consuming alcoholic beverages with a Munchy Box? Unless of course they were able to partake of a “Parmo”.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo
Toe-curlingly awful propaganda song from Hong Kong Law Society.
Lawyer stick to your files
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ6TxylKJVM