Friday Ephemera
Goodness, that’s a big one. || Suboptimal sights. || They bend. || It turns out the Minecraft world is actually quite big. || Attempt at playful belly-rubbing not entirely successful. || Desire me now or I will call you names. || Radical appliance relocation. || Attention, shoppers – you are being watched. || Wakey-wakey. || Oh, we’ve all done it at least once. || At last, a Letraset database. || Librarian training of note. || Law and order. || The thrill of drains. (h/t, Richard Cranium) || He’s an educator, you know. || Classroom scenes. || The constellation of Orion. First one to find the Horsehead Nebula wins a beverage voucher. || Girl’s got reflexes. || A festive treat. || And finally, fiendishly, it’s perhaps a tad excessive.
|| Radical appliance relocation. || Attention, shoppers – you are being watched. || Wakey-wakey. || Oh, we’ve all done it at least once. ||
Cute.
Attention, shoppers – you are being watched.
Apparently, try instead . . . .
Oh, we’ve all done it at least once.
. . . . . But why is the living room trying to find the hamster and why isn’t the inhabitant???
At last, a Letraset database.
Hmmm. Could be quite helpful when needing to spell things out . . . .
Law and order.
Law and order.
A festive treat.
. . . . . . . whatever it is, it’s apparently so bad that Boots is adding in 10% off fragrances 90ml or above at Boots with this sandwich . . . . .
First one to find the Horsehead Nebula wins a beverage voucher.
About one disc to the 4 o’clock of Alnitak.
Desire me now or I will call you names
Jeez, his (sorry, her !) photo was bad enough but then I saw all the mystery drippings on the lower part of the mirror.
Yeah, band name . . . .
Cool-Down Act is a band name, but 15-Minute Didgeridoo Drone would still just be a song title . . . .
And finally, fiendishly, it’s perhaps a tad excessive.
Farnsworth M Muldoon beat me to it, but I probably couldn’t use a beverage voucher on this side of the Atlantic anyway.
Librarian training of note
Racial division in the workplace is the purpose. It’s not open dialogue, it’s an anti-white struggle session; the kind of thing which may or may not involve non-whites, but if they participated it would be as jury or witnesses for the prosecution.
When there’s a white anti-white meeting and a non-white anti-white meeting, is “separate but equal” really an accurate description of the intent or the reality? And immediate concern that the real victims are the non-whites who are being patronized by being excused from the struggle sessions? The fixation on “segregation” (repeated 19 times in the article and 8 times in the Twitter page) creates a mental association with lunch counters and legacies of shame, the short mental step to white people having it coming to them, and if being asked hard questions at work is the reckoning, their having little to complain about. With friends like this, who needs diversity trainers?
The Constipation of O’Brian?
McAuslan
Librarian training
Maybe I’m being a bit tin foil hat here, but it seems to me that it’s more about ensuring right wing people don’t get government jobs, because they won’t tolerate this crap, than race.
Stan Lee Fought The Nazis As A U.S. Army Playwright During WWII.
Morning, all.
About one disc to the 4 o’clock of Alnitak.
There you go. 5% discount on any large Bovril. Pint glass only.
but then I saw all the mystery drippings on the lower part of the mirror.
Pray that it’s toothpaste spray.
Not entirely unrelated.
“Attempt at playful belly-rubbing not entirely successful.”
How did I know this would be Florida?
“A man who paid $150 for a “full-contact experience” with a black leopard …”
Bit hard to take that one to the advertising standards authority, I’d have thought…
Our betters at large.
He’s an educator, you know.
When idiots think real life is like Twitter.
When idiots think real life is like Twitter.
Wants violent revolution. Looks like this.
Frankly, I don’t see his scenario panning out quite as he expects.
The racially segregated librarian training sessions were held at my library. It’s like the King County library system is in a contest with Seattle Public libraries to see who can be most woke.
We’ll lose, of course, but it is no less shameful for that.
Oh, and Ray: Bingo.
A festive treat.
Japan testing sandwiches that ID discount themselves as they age
Frankly, I don’t see his scenario panning out quite as he expects.
First against the wall.
Not being one for burning the midnight oil, I just have to say that the Horsehead is so blatantly obvious in the middle of the opening screen that it was no challenge at all.
Minecraft world is bigger than Neptune? WTF?
so blatantly obvious in the middle of the opening screen that it was no challenge at all.
Sorry, sir. The Bovril discount voucher (pint-glass only) has already been claimed.
Minecraft world is bigger than Neptune?
Wider, it seems. Virtually speaking. But having never played the game, I’m taking that on trust.
Oh, we’ve all done it at least once.
Can confirm.
Can confirm.
The Other Half and I once spent an evening peering under sofas and removing kitchen kick plates in an attempt to track down an escapee hamster. We eventually discovered the beast under the sink, hidden behind the shoe polish and neglected carrier bags, and where, rather conveniently, the hamster food was stored. Said beast seemed quite content, enthroned as he was in an improvised nest atop a mountain of treats.
Me: Are you my dog?
Dog: I’M YOUR DOG I’M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL
Me: Are you my cat?
Cat: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON’T TOUCH MY STOMACH.
Heh.
Radical appliance relocation.
At least it’s the correct colour. That matters (you know).
Speaking of identifying, another Racebait Studies PhD, this time a Latinot. Even her twitter background is phony – from California, lives in the mountains, picture of low country.
Oh, Letraset! I used it for years, and I wish I’d kept all those half-used sheets we had with all the A, O and Es letters missing… though the S used to disappear quickly too.
You haven’t lived unless you have tried to cobble together a missing letter with a combination of parts of other letters.
Desire me now or I will call you names
I suspect that all his friends made the mistake of catering to his delusions, and what he really needed was to be told in harsh terms to grow up.
tried to cobble together a missing letter with a combination of parts of other letters.
Ah, memories.
With regard to the Law & Order video, your readers will be interested to know that the “protesters” beating up that cop car have dug up sections of the McKenzie road, Argyle Street and Highway 6 in Caledonia, blocked the road with a stolen school bus and are now “hunkered down behind their barricades.” Which is media-speak for sitting around in lawn chairs drinking.
Readers will also be interested to know that very, very few of these “protesters” are actually from the 6 Nations Reserve next to Caledonia. And by very few I’m talking under 10%. Most of them aren’t even Indians. It’s an Antifa deal.
Be it noted that even during the height of the previous Caledonia “Protest” in 2006 the Indians didn’t dig up or otherwise damage the roads. That is all Antifa.
Be it further noted that the OPP “response” in 2006 is -identical- to their response this week. Sit back, do nothing.
Wants violent revolution.
To paraphrase Mike Tyson, “Everyone wants violent revolution until they get punched in the mouth.”
Wants violent revolution. Looks like this.
That is the backpfeifengesichtest backpfeifengesicht I’ve seen in many moons…
Goodness, that’s a big one.
Still can’t reach her eyebrows. I believe our hosts’s crown remains secure.
Still can’t reach her eyebrows. I believe our hosts’s crown remains secure.
[ Uses tongue to flick through latest issue of Enormous Tongue magazine. ]
Well, I found the Horsehead Nebula.
What do I do with it now?
what he really needed was to be told in harsh terms to grow up.
While the pathology of Complex PTSD is in fact cognate with arrested emotional and mental development, Complex PTSD is the disorder it is precisely because its victims cannot grow up – if they don’t get the right kind of therapy before neuroplasticity steeply declines in the mid-20’s, their self-destructive coping mechanisms become permanent features of their personality.
This is why so many people with severe sexual dysmorphia become so hysterical when their coping mechanisms are challenged (“IT IS MA’AM”) – you’re demanding they stop doing the one thing they’re clinging to that keeps them from ending their own life just to make the PTSD stop.
Yes, there are “trans-trenders” out there, and they need a solid bitch-slapping – for exploiting the pain of real victims for attention at the very least. And the real victims are often not very sympathetic either (“IT IS MA’AM”) and catering to their coping mechanisms is exactly the wrong way to help them. Just try to keep in mind that many, even most of these people are very damaged through no fault of their own.
What do I do with it now?
I’ve always wanted one of those. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.
“it’s perhaps a tad excessive.”
This one’s pretty good as well:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/halloween%202020%2010.jpg
Letraset: you can’t blame your shitty kerning on software.
This one’s pretty good as well
Heh.
Well, I found the Horsehead Nebula.
What do I do with it now?
Find the other end of the horse to go with it. There are plenty who have been featured on this blog over the years.
I’m not often frightened by Halloween pumpkins, but…
https://twitter.com/agnesfrim/status/1322218901753778177?s=20