Friday Ephemera
There is, I suspect, a story here. || A partial success. || Life lessons. || At last, stabilised beer. || Because you’ve always wanted contact lenses with a blink-triggered zoom option. || Virtual body ownership. || Best not to. || Balanced gourds and other stacked foodstuffs. || Them’s good eats. || Sock-related intrigue of note. (h/t, Damian) || One of these things is not like the others. || Thin crust. || Maximum security. (h/t, Holborn) || Hardcore constipation. || Duct-tape typography. || He does have a point. || Inadequate planning. || Inadequate planning, part 2. || Incoming. || The climbing Cholitas. || A mystery unfolds. || And finally, somewhat alarmingly, a lesson in, among other things, not knowing when to quit.
an inferior species to humans
Because deceit and guile rock.
animal activist simpletons fantasise
None of that lion lying down with the lamb bullshit then, eh Bob? And screw house pets, the gold-digging bastards. Goddamn anthropomorphizing human apes anyway.
Maybe this was the inspiration.
He does have a point.
That.
Gotcha.
It has no imagined “rights” (as animal activist simpletons fantasise about).
You’re right. But has Humans do have inherent rights, we also have duties and moral obligations those rights impose upon us. Primary is “do no unnecessary harm”.
God grants Man dominion over the land and all the animals therein. However, it’s granted only with the responsibility of good stewardship.
Rights are conjured by man, whether or not he invokes God as their basis. When they exist they are merely deemed divine and when they do not they are an abstract.
The notion that a sentient being has only utility to Darwin for as long as it can eke out its survival – in a hell where man descends to a being a tormenter – is refuted by every humane ethic, of which there are many spanning centuries.
We slid backwards when we adopted the perversity that Darwin join our foolish civil religion so we, only faintly conservative, could instinctively bellow at PETA and vegans and our other identity villains in order to bolster our fantasies about being dominant intelligent apes.
Whether animals have abstract rights is as useless a concept as whether we do. The question is if we’ll individually behave as if we’ll honor them. We used to be conservationists because we knew that. Then many of us squandered that honorable duty. Now we boast about lovelessness.
It’s just a choice, and it goes places that refute our dumber theories. https://youtu.be/VnXGl3opKw8
“Fighting climate change with dance.”
Let’s take the monkey story. Instead of an arbitrary shock to no adaptive purpose, let’s say instead that the fruit in question is grapes, laced with a poison that makes a monkey violently ill.
The moral of the story then changes radically, doesn’t it?
Were I to teach it, I would teach both versions, as a lesson to the students.
Speaking of animal rights, who is looking out for the poor helpless mosquitoes ?
Thank goodness no one could get West Nile Virus, dirofilaria, dengue, or any other diseases from mosquito bites in Europe, let those poor mothers feed their wee bairn in peace.
So far, scientific facts have not motivated Americans to support the huge societal transformations needed to stop climate change.
Such “facts” are asserted not as facts but as quasi-religious reasons in order to strip the majority of people of their homes, air conditioning, cars, travel beyond our hometowns, and steak for dinner. All the while Our Rulers indulge in excesses that would turn Croesus green with envy.
If the Diana Moon Glampers wannabes want us to be “serious” about climate change, they should act like they take it seriously. Demanding that people who wear crystals to clear their auras have a place on teams who view crystals as a resource to be used in technology won’t change that.
Hi Darleen,
What, other than a good name for a band, are Diana Moon Glampers?
Hi Pogonip,
Glampers is the Handicapper General in the short story Harrison Bergeron.
Like 1984, it’s supposed to be a cautionary tale – not a How-To book.
Special offer of note.
“Fighting climate change with dance.” . . . . . ” Humanities Professors Demand Representation on Science Teams”
Science . . . . teams?!?!?!?!!!!
How dare Yitang Zhang work solo?!?!?!?!!—aside from the other immense numbers of other equally individual scientists . . . . .
Special offer of note.
. . . . . but what would be the point of even installing only half a laser?
Special offer of note.
“8 sessions”…
“8 sessions”…
Gently does it.
Special offer of note.
“8 sessions”…
They have to have backup appointments for when the operators can’t even hit the target the first seven times . . . .
So who’s Diana Moon?
So who’s Diana Moon?
Diana Moon Glampers is the full name of the Handicapper General Darleen pointed out earlier from “Harrison Bergeron”, the full text of which can be found here.
“All species compete for dominance. Humans won that competition, and everything else lost. Get over it and move on.”
Schlepp your lazy form out of that couch human, the cats need feeding!
Tony Bennett is 93 today! 🎂
poachers would see to that and sell its balls for Chinese medicine.
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I wonder how many species have been driven to extinction because rich Chinese men have wanted to be able to get it up for a few more years?
I wonder how many species have been driven to extinction because rich Chinese men have wanted to be able to get it up for a few more years?
John Derbyshire wrote that the Chinese people are the least religious and the most superstition. He believed the two were correlated.
By the way, David, would you like to hire a feng shui consultant to enhance the cosmic harmonies of this establishment? 😀
I’ll consult! I don’t know diddly-squat about feng shui, which is why I work cheap!
Interesting. I don’t think any of those people would get more than a glance if passed by on a city street.
Back in the day, there was a commercial that had a young man staring at his first paystub and shouting “Who’s FICA and who said he could take my money?!”
I’ll consult! I don’t know diddly-squat about feng shui, which is why I work cheap!
I’m sure you can make up spiritual sounding shit as well as any Ancient Master of Eastern Gibberish. 🙂
(Pogo, I meant you are inventive, not that you are a scammer or a kook.)
“All species compete for dominance. Humans won that competition, and everything else lost. Get over it and move on.”
~ RAH