Resistance Is Futile

Oh, and yes, there is a more intimate video.
Nightmare fuel.

there is a more intimate video.
No, no, no. No way. Fool me once…

$4,999 is a lot of money.
*sells car*

It truly is an intriguing, technological, development, which should be placed at several bus stops where I live. We may as well have something to do while waiting for our (non) Arriva bus!

An actual orgasmatron.

Why would Skynet need a DNA sample?

It made my wife laugh.

Oh dear. As a result of the post above, my YouTube recommendations are taking a strange turn.

One of my friends has just emailed, “Not quite sure why it needs lights inside.”
Answers on a postcard, please.

In glorious future, government does EVERYTHING for you.

I assume there is a contraption on the other side to help with insemination.
Probably one of the scariest Daleks I’ve ever seen. Lubricate! Stimulate! Exseminate!

I like the way this has been placed in the ‘Dating Decisions’ category.

Yeah, being experts at copying, they got this idea from Harlan Ellison’s A Boy And His Dog after Clinton threw the DVD in with one of his technology “exports”.
However, regarding the technical specs, numbers 3 and 4 makes me wonder who the designers were using for test dummies (though it might explain their embarrassment), and number 6 makes me wonder if the designers know the real thing doesn’t come with factory equipped illumination.

Sorry here’s the original. You decide.

Let’s try this again:

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Combine it with This and away you go! (never to be seen again).

I was hoping for jetpacks but I guess this will do.

MP5 player, and tablet PC can be choosed.

Facebook Livestream will never be the same.

I like big bots and I can not lie
I’m cutting you off after that double.

“…donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting”
Wait, so….isn’t that all of them?
Or there are some donors that are eager…?

1 The next development will be someone applying to marry one. It will be approved.
2 If I were reluctant to provide a sperm sample in a clinic, being faced with the Spermatron 1000 would convince me to get busy, pronto.
3 I would not stick so much as an elbow into that dank hole. You don’t know what might be lurking down there, ready to pounce.

She’s serious, too
Ah yes. To get ahead in the modern world, what students need is more of that Magic Negro Oral Tradition™. Apparently, minority students in the USA – specifically, Illinois – just can’t cope with this new-fangled written word business.
Remind me, who are the racists again?

She’s serious, too

We act as if the written word is to be worshipped and we discount oral traditions of indigenous folk and many other people of color. Book knowledge is prioritized and reading is a LEISURE activity.

Good point, because as we all know, “oral traditions” never get anything lost, warped, or otherwise mutated in the telling from one person to the next, it is as if they are carved in stone.

Speaking of poisonous educators:

Unfortunately, rather than a renewed commitment to methodologically sound research into education policy and practice, the conference program demonstrates a preoccupation with promoting a virulent new brand of racism. A keyword search of the conference program reveals 422 hits for whiteness — more than for “personalized learning” (16), “school boards” (19), “standardised testing” (20), “high school graduation” (23) “reading achievement” (24), “digital learning” (25), “policy analysis” (31), “early education” (38), “teacher evaluation” (41) “literacy instruction” (42), “bilingual education” (48), and “achievement gap” (75) combined.

But hey, priorities.

She’s serious, too:
Has this woman never played a game of telephone?