World Of Woo
Dr Deborah Cohan is a self-described “dancing doctor” and mistress of “embodied medicine,” the aim of which is to “bring compassionate presence to healing encounters” via “a collective experience of dance.” Being, as she is, so in touch with the rhythms of her innards, the doctor’s statements of hard-won profundity are varied and numerous, including:
I am inviting myself to live at the speed of one second per second.
And,
There’s something edible inside incredible.
And,
A tree is never alone in the forest.
And,
Imagine new-born babies teaching medical students how to dance and touch empathetically.
Given the above, these fruits of “shamanic healing,” readers may not be entirely surprised to hear that Dr Cohan is also entranced by the potential of woke theatre. And so we turn to the New England Journal of Medicine – specifically, an article titled Racist Like Me — A Call to Self-Reflection and Action for White Physicians – in which our dancing doctor tells us many things. We begin, as is the custom, with a lengthy, somewhat tedious, confession of pallor, and therefore inherent wrongness:
I am racist. I would love to believe otherwise and can find evidence that I am not — my career dedicated to caring for underserved women of colour, my support of colleagues and trainees who are people of colour, my score on the implicit-association test.
That would be this test. The one in which the random positioning of a chair can be construed as damning evidence of racial antipathy.
My mission as a white physician is to be humble and respectful toward my patients, not only as an act of compassion but as a revolutionary act against racism, elitism, and hierarchy.
A revolutionary act. How terribly brave and daring she must be.
And yet I am racist, shaped by the sometimes-subtle tendrils of white supremacy deeply embedded in our culture.
The standard incantation. But with bonus tendrils.
I mean this not as a sanctimonious admission of guilt, but as a call to self-reflection and action for us white physicians.
You see, denouncing white skin as proof of seething racial malice, a cornerstone of “white supremacy” and an ill-defined “structural violence that plagues our society,” isn’t at all sanctimonious.
My goal is to dismantle the insidious thoughts that reinforce a hierarchy based on race, education, and other markers of privilege that separate me from others… Until I bring to light and hold myself accountable for my own racist tendencies, I am contributing to racism in health care.
Bad whitey. Now list your sins.
The other day, I noticed myself sitting farther than usual from a black patient in her hospital bed.
Alas, the exact number of inches is not made clear.
And,
I once mistook one black resident for another resident who is also black.
No laughing at the back.
This goes on at eye-watering length, with the inevitable nods to some assumed white “privilege” and “fragility,” and a claim, also aired as if self-evident, that, “Health care is not safe for people of colour as long as the overwhelming majority of U.S. physicians are white.” At which point, the words paranoid and invidious spring to mind. However, Dr Cohan is of course now enlightened and determined to transcend the rest of us:
I am now aware enough to know that I will need to pursue a lifelong, iterative process of exploration, education, and realignment… I can bring more empathy to my encounters with patients whose reality is different from my own.
A phrase positively creaking with inadvertent implications.
If we white physicians are to heal others and ultimately the health care system, we must first heal ourselves.
Readers will note how readily and often our practitioner of “embodied medicine” – and pretentious ethno-masochism – deploys the word we, thereby blurring the distinction between her own, somewhat odd preoccupations and those of the melanin-deficient more generally. “We can change,” says she. “In fact, we must change.” Because speaking for all white people involved in medicine, and by extension all white people, and casually and baselessly accusing them of racism, of being morally inferior, and indeed dangerous to non-white patients, is so very selfless. And somehow, conveniently, not at all racist.
And finally, we’re told that the aforementioned healing and realignment – or neurotic and convoluted self-preoccupation – should take the form of fretting about one’s “privilege,” deferring to the opinions of the Sacred Brown Ones, who must not be “burdened” with the “responsibility for educating those of us who are white,” and by “ensuring… the promotion of physicians of colour.” Not being white being some kind of credential, apparently, a sin-free state, and a basis for accelerated career advancement.
Dr Cohan is employed by the University of California, San Francisco.
Via Cathy Young.
I prefer to characterize it as….*spins the Wheel of Reality™ * …. a goddamn lie.
To summarise:
The grandiose presumption is a thing to behold.
The wretched idea that doctors are almost all white was removed for me when I saw the movie ‘The Millionairess’ many years ago, where clearly the medical man portrayed was not white at all. However there were possibly distractions, as evidenced by a scene involving an Italian woman with a large hat (among other things):

Because speaking for all white people involved in medicine, and by extension all white people, and casually and baselessly accusing them of racism, of being morally inferior, and indeed dangerous to non-white patients, is so very selfless. And somehow, conveniently, not at all racist.
That.
To digress slightly for a moment:
It may be that Comrade Trudeau is not as safe as all that; a former Attorney General has testified to Parliament that many and varied members of his government put illegal pressure on her to hold of on a corporate corruption prosecution for party political purposes.
https://offsettingbehaviour.blogspot.com/2019/03/oh-canada.html?m=1
That.
When you’re basing a grandiose theatre of racial piety on a pile of begged questions and conspiracy theories, and the exact number of inches you once sat from a patient, it does sound a little bonkers. And I can’t help thinking that Dr Cohan may be hoping to absolve herself – and appease her self-inflicted demons – by insisting, based on nothing, that every other white person is somehow just as guilty too.
Which is awfully nice of her.
Never has so much MBBS been wasted by so many on so few.
Today’s word is ‘Baizuo’.
“I’m… too SJ for my shirt.
Too SJ for my shirt.
So SJ that it hurts.”
Someone give me a hand setting up this bear trap.
Cartoonist Jules Feiffer lampooned this type back in the 60s with a “woke” modern dancer who dedicated her art to expressing various trendy ideas;
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/hope-for-america/controversy-and-confusion.html#obj10
When I skimmed that sentence yesterday, it was with the assumption that when a somebody starts a paragraph with “I am racist”, that the rest of the paragraph gives examples of how they’re racist. So I skimmed it as her admitting that she could do more for non-white patients/colleagues, and her score in the White Badthink Test showed how far she had to go.
Reading it more carefully this morning … she has some nerve, that is some ostentatious bragging in any context, never mind the purported context where “we” are all supposed to be reproaching ourselves.
Again, this is somebody who doesn’t feel bad about herself, who speaks the language of self-reflection, but sees any bad intent as being in other white people and in white society. And if she’s Jewish as her name makes probable, she doesn’t even have white guilt, she’s just making the world a better place by reminding fellow whites of their guilt.
she has some nerve,
Can’t argue with that.
Perhaps what’s needed is not segregation of doctors and their patients according to race (which is where Dr. Cohan’s addled thinking eventually leads), but segregation by philosophy. If the morons who think like she does were forbidden access to competent, reality-based doctors, and only able to receive medical care from hippy-dippy flakes like Dr. Cohan, the problem would sort of work itself out naturally (if somewhat unpleasantly for the moonbats).
Found on Twitter. I forget exactly where.
Dr Cohan is employed by the University of California, San Francisco.
For the sake of brevity could you in future put this at the top of your post?
I don’t know anything about Dr. Cohan’s family background, but her namesake George M. Cohan was Irish American (and a Yankee Doodle Dandy) (and a better dancer, natch).
Back in the ‘seventies I heard a story, maybe apocryphal — possibly told by Jimmy Cagney on the Tonight Show — about a hotelkeeper frosting out George M. and his troupe on the no-Yids-here policy. Cohan corrected the guy’s wrong assumption, and listened with dignity to a minute or two of confused obsequiousness — which didn’t move him: he took his business elsewhere.
Much more of interest here: https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/bday/0703.html
Cohan was great. Coincidentally I just watched “The Phantom President” last week.
The first black patient of hers who experiences some less than desirable outcome should slap a lawsuit on her, referencing her admission of racism as the reason for the fact that she miscarried (or whatever). It’s almost an invitation…
It’s not every day you get to write an article in NEJM just congratulating yourself. I can’t say I blame her for using the chance when she had it.
Let’s see next time she is in line at Motor Vehicles and the clerk suggests white physicians have to wait until everyone else is served….. and then at the restaurant….. and then at the toll booth. …. and then at the grocery store. …. and then when her sewer line backs up … Etc. Then when the world starts shaming her 4 year old kid like the racist that they must be, given how momma is one. Lets see what momma says to that.
Actions speak louder than words. Treat people with respect and basic decency until proven otherwise, and you might be surprised that no one gives a flying orange unicorn about your story.
Uh … but what the hell is wrong with Belgium?
what the hell is wrong with Belgium?
It’s wrong of me, but I want to read of some Islamist terror attacks taking place in Belgium immediately after that parade. “Europe used to have a religious minority that was creative, law-abiding, and hard working. They murdered it. Now they have the minority they deserve.”
…what the hell is wrong with Belgium?
My guess would be that it has something to do with the country being around one quarter “new Belgians” and a large slice of them from North Africa and Turkey, and the fact that places like Antwerp are now almost “minority-majority” from the same places.
I will now go to the self denunciation chamber.
And then there are all the native born European leftists who demand unrestricted immigration of hostile foreigners, and who demand fines and imprisonment for those who object.
Wait – Belgium is a real place? I always thought it was somewhere between Lilliput and Oz.
My guess would be that it has something to do with the country being around one quarter “new Belgians” and a large slice of them from North Africa and Turkey
Both right and wrong. Belgium is indeed about a quarter immigrant, but it is only 5% Moslem. There are more French and Dutch in Belgium than Turks, for example.
The largest group of immigrants and their descendants in Belgium are Italians, with more than 450,000 people, which is well over 4% of Belgium’s total population. The Moroccans are the third-largest group, and the largest Muslim ethnic group, numbering 220,000.
The rest consists mostly of French-speaking people from Brussels, Turks, Kurds[14], Dutch, French, Portuguese, Spaniards, Greeks, Bosniaks, Algerians, Congolese, Vietnamese, Poles, Indians, and Guineans (around 23% of Belgium’s population is of non-Belgian origin).
Exactly 14 Kurds? Seems oddly specific.
I wonder if they all know each other?
I wonder if they all know each other?
Heh.
But yes, noting the % mixed in with the [], that 14 does rather look like a wiki footnote number, and indeed, yes . . .
Hal, I realize you don’t know me, but you should probably do yourself a favor and assume all my snarky comments from now on are in fact snarky comments, and not a failure to recognize an obvious cut-and-paste job out of Wiki.