Trump, Erections, And A Lack Thereof
Salon interrupts its usual programming – repeatedly announcing how terrible white people are – to bring us this:
Trump’s assault on the country’s mental health is part of a much larger pattern: the Republican Party and the conservative movement have, for decades, advanced an agenda which has hurt the overall health and well-being of most Americans.
I suspect the “most Americans” bit is doing some heavy lifting there. As we saw recently, those whose minds come undone at the mere thought of Mr Trump – resulting in alcoholism, divorces, the stalking of ex-boyfriends, and sessions with psychiatrists – tend to belong to a fairly specific demographic. One that, oddly enough, includes readers of Salon.
Donald Trump’s negative impact on mental health extends to the intimate sexual lives of many people as well.
We’re told this by Mr Chauncey DeVega, Salon’s politics staff writer, who attempts to bolster his claims by wheeling out some niche expertise:
I recently spoke with Dr Susan Block. “Dr Suzy” is the founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences.
Okay, then.
Dr Suzy, our high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, promptly informs us,
Dr Suzy’s pronouncements are varied and numerous, though her train of thought is, it has to be said, not the easiest to follow:
The news media is part of the problem as well. The news is full of stories about bad sex. They don’t really like to talk about good sex. When you have this media obsession with bad sex with the usual “all American” war worship and racism, as well as economic disparities and the way that corporations are in control, it really sucks the life out of a person.
Apparently, the news media and unspecified corporations are behind it all. Stealing our sexual essence, I mean.
We also cannot forget all of the “ammosexuals” who substitute their favourite guns for a working penis.
No, of course. We mustn’t forget those.
Yes, Donald Trump is a turn-off for many people.
While I can boast no credentials as a high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, unlike Dr Susan Block, “founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences,” a layman’s thought occurs. If the existence of Donald Trump is interfering with your sex life, bringing it to a standstill, then perhaps you’re thinking about Mr Trump a little too much. More than one ought, at least while under the duvet and attempting to get busy.
However, as Dr Suzy explains, it’s not all bad news:
But for some people they are turned on and titillated by Donald Trump
Oh, there’s no backing out now. We’re just getting started, baby.
Both men and women really do find Trump to be an appealing “bad boy” and “evil daddy” who’s really hot.
An evil daddy.
And of course, evil can be very sexy. Evil is fascinating.
This, um, tangent continues for several paragraphs. Apparently, Dr Suzy is in her wheelhouse, her realm of arcane knowledge:
Donald Trump embodies the symbolic cultural role as the “Big Mean Sexy Daddy.”
Such is the febrile erotic atmosphere, Mr DeVega gets excited too:
Donald Trump leads a political cult whose members want to literally be inside of him, to become him, to have a libidinal relationship with the Great Leader. This includes both men and women. The fascist aesthetic can be very erotic for the followers.
Now beaded with sweat and not to be outdone, Dr Suzy replies:
Trump’s supporters want to be spanked by him.
If anyone’s touching themselves right now, I’m going to flick the lights on and off.
Anyway, this goes on for some time, the general thrust being that Trump voters are both repressed and depraved, have sexual fantasies about their daughters, are inclined to spanking fetishes, and are “frightened and made angry by strong… confident women.” Needless to say, how these insights were arrived at isn’t entirely clear. Apparently, bald assertion will have to do.
We’re also told, emphatically,
Conservative men are very turned on by the thought of seeing their wives or girlfriends with other men… It scares them but it also makes their penises hard.
This latter claim may also strike readers as something of a reach, given that the recent spate of articles championing cuckoldry have been written, not by conservatives, but by ladies and gentleman of a woke and progressive persuasion, and published, triumphantly, in the left-leaning media, including CNN and the famously Trump-supporting New York Times. As one self-declared cuckold put it during an interview with Vice, “Most people in the scene tend to be [politically] left.” But hey, let’s not inhibit the tumescent fantasy.
There is, of course, more, some of it quite lurid. But this is, I maintain, a respectable establishment.
Towels are available behind the bar.
But he knows with mathematical certainty that the Deplorables are up to deplorable things in their deplorable towns.
“…I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic…”
Gordon Brown, the world’s dullest man
Was he the inspiration for Terry Pratchett’s invention of pig-boring?
I’m not sure if he’s even seen a picket fence. But he knows with mathematical certainty that the Deplorables are up to deplorable things in their deplorable towns.
Heh. It’s an odd thing to watch unfold. Especially, as above, when it’s unfolding so luridly and with such abandon. The air of psychological processes is hard to miss.
Oh, no, no no. That’s what one’s cat getting on the keyboard is for.
On the one hand, that could explain that “The Curia” mess as an excuse for whoever claims to have written it. On the other hand, having to blame a cat for random words is sad in any event.
But he knows with mathematical certainty that the Deplorables are up to deplorable things in their deplorable towns.
Many, many moons ago, during a sociology class (humanities requisite for science degree) in college, one of those glib know-it-alls that seem to be placed in every class coughed up the ‘and as we know, the relation of firearms lust to smaller penises’ in a class discussion; the professor would have none of it.
In fact, he went off like a live grenade. Best as I can remember, he said something along the lines that he was as socially liberal in his personal life as probably anyone in the class, but that there was absolutely no scientific studies to back up that little chestnut about gun culture/little weenies, and that sociology suffered enough by being perceived as sorta kinda science without embracing people’s personal prejudicial fantasies as fact. Especially since he was teaching a course in the construction of statistical models for sociological research, the idea that you could just toss in any stray canard into the mix pretty much negated the scientific basis of the whole damned course. He was visibly irate at the very idea.
An interesting course. I fear his like have since vanished from the field, judging from examples as limned above.
Actually, a much easier version is to hit enter a couple of times and add a test word, like, test. Then do hit the Preview button, that is what it’s there for . . . . .
—And, yes, do then remove the test bit before hitting the Post button, and keep hitting Preview.
Posted by: Hal | February 14, 2019 at 19:47
Brilliant! Maybe make the test word a sign-off like “Regards” or “ttfn”, so if you forget to remove it you have plausible deniability. 🙂
that could explain that “The Curia” mess as an excuse for whoever claims to have written it.
Oh, you Poor Dear.
There, there, now, reality is just soooo unfair isn’t it.
Sour grapes much?
… ‘and as we know, the relation of firearms lust to smaller penises’ in a class discussion…
IIRC, that bit of slander was started by pop-shrink Joyce Brothers.
Whose husband had a nearly-impossible-to-get pistol permit in New York City.
I’m not sure if he’s even seen a picket fence. But he knows with mathematical certainty that the Deplorables are up to deplorable things in their deplorable towns.
That’s not necessarily a recent thought. I quote for your edification Sherlock Holmes from “The Adventure of the Copper Beeches” (1892):
… ‘and as we know, the relation of firearms lust to smaller penises’ in a class discussion…
IIRC, that bit of slander was started by pop-shrink Joyce Brothers.
Harlan Ellison also liked to throw that slur around. “Guttersnipe” is too kind a characterization.
…and as we know, the relation of firearms lust to smaller penises’ in a class discussion…
IIRC, that bit of slander was started by pop-shrink Joyce Brothers.
When confronted with such people my inevitable reply is: “What’s more disturbing-they who supposedly think guns=genitals, or you who think guns=genitals and want to forcibly take them away from people?”
There, there, now, reality is just soooo unfair isn’t it.
There hasn’t been much evidence of your familiarity with the subject.
@Richard Cranium
Regarding his familiarity with the subject, the word “antipodal” comes to mind.
tl;dr:
Mentally ill people vote Democrat, mentally healthy people vote for Trump. Got it.
There hasn’t been much evidence of your familiarity with the subject.
Uh huh, as if you closing your eyes and screaming Nooooo!!!! has ever gotten you anywhere . . .
As ever, do feel free to cite specific instances of actual errors, that’s what we call feedback, another set of eyes, etc.
. . . . I’ve been trying to find it, but some while back in here—several years back—there was someone going on and on and on about Duh Decline of Duh Right, and how Duh Right has to Stand For . . . stand for something, the details never did quite surface.
—After all, David had provided him with a platform, regularly gives encouragement to cite details, give examples, actually explain Why something works, do point out How something just is.
So at that point I did ask, posting something to the effect of Ok, If you’ve got the particular details, What is the agenda??? What does the “right wing” stand for? What does “right wing” mean?? For our benefit, Can you define right wing???
The response we got from Duh Decline fellow was just about literally “I’m not going to say what right wing means, because every time I do, people yell at me for it.”
Wonderful.
Mere denial of what is never seems to work, does it. Citing footnote and example, well, that’s called documentation, all that reality stuff that just keeps being . . . .
Should one be concerned about the purity and essence of our natural fluids?
Asking for a friend.
Hal, links to google search URLs is NOT documentation. Excessively long comments on someone else’s blog is not a sign of much more than an inflated ego.
Do you honestly believe that many people read your blatherings here?
Cranium,
Please forgive the challenge particularly as I don’t want to appear to be taking any sides but what was it about Hal’s contributions that have triggered you so? There are many other equally long contributions.
Honest question. I am interested.
Cranium,
“Excessively long comments on someone else’s blog is not a sign of much more than an inflated ego.”
This suggests that you get offended on other peoples behalf.
Do you see my point?.
Jones, let’s put it this way. If we wanted to read the long self-satisfied blatherings of people who believe that they and only they have The Truth, and everyone else are just benighted ignoramuses, then we don’t need to read this blog and its comments. We might as well just go and read the blatherings of the various “academics” and “transgressive” types and so forth to which David regularly draws our attention.
Jones, let’s put it this way. . . . .
. . . followed by a complete lack of example.
The singular issue is that Alex, and Richard, are merely screaming Shutup!!Shutup!!Shutup!!Shutup!! but when one asks what the issue is, when one asks that they give examples, actually refute something that is pointed out, all one gets in response is crickets . . .
Or as David notes as he subsequently draws our attention
Boys. Code 9000.
“Boys. Code 9000.”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=code%209000
I swear that’s what the google search found!
I’m all good with the bog-roll though :-).
Yeah. That too.
Boys. Code 9000.
Oh, dear. We agree that your intestinal disorders are unfortunate.
Do come back when you’re up for continuing with our discussion.
If you don’t like President Trump you can kiss my tuchus !