Clown Quarter Contagion
In the comments, Farnsworth M Muldoon steers us to this unhappy development:
Male, pale and stale university professors are to be given “reverse mentors” to teach them about unconscious bias, under a new Government funded scheme. Under the project, white men in senior academic posts will be assigned a junior female colleague from an ethnic minority as a mentor… Prof Jon Rowe, who is overseeing the project at Birmingham University, said he hoped the scheme will allow eminent professors to confront their own biases and leave them “feeling quite uncomfortable.”
Professor Rowe admits that no evidence of “overt prejudice” against women and minorities has been found, but he nonetheless hopes to inflict discomfort on those deemed sufficiently pale. As if, in itself, this would be some kind of triumph. “We are mindful that previous attempts at addressing such imbalances have not been successful,” says the professor. And so, rather than revisiting his own egalitarian assumptions regarding the distribution of interest, aptitude and talent, he and his team will be searching for witches and racial ectoplasm.
It’s not unreasonable to suppose that the role of “reverse mentor” will attract people already sympathetic to the hokum being peddled, and intrigued by the personal leverage it affords, and who may feel an ideological obligation to unearth some damning but invisible sin, fairly or otherwise, if only to validate their own conceits. Which is to say, the so-called mentors – who’ve agreed to participate in a project that by definition assumes white guilt regardless of evidence or lack thereof – seem more likely to be racially bigoted than any random member of staff.
The speed with which patent woo can propagate among the supposedly intelligent is quite remarkable. The pseudoscience of “unconscious bias” testing and correction has been repeatedly exposed as both laughable and pernicious – a kind of diversity Scientology – and yet it spreads, thanks to ideological modishness and taxpayer funding. And when minority students reject the excuses and woo being peddled ostensibly for their benefit, they may find themselves denounced by their self-appointed saviours.
What’s objectionable, among so much else, is the conceit that these clowns, with their weird racial fixations, and other clowns just like them, have any business at all probing the unconscious of staff based on their race and sex, their maleness and paleness, in order to find bigotry that they assume must exist solely because of their skin colour.
It seems to me that when you’re reduced to hunting for “unconscious bias,” as supposedly confirmed by a person’s preferred charity or the random positioning of a chair, then you’ve crossed a line into something approaching hysteria. And a license for malice.
And yet we appear to have arrived at a point where people are expected to simply accept this kind of insulting presumption and intrusion, with an understanding that one mustn’t question the competence and motives of the clowns doing the ectoplasmic probing.
[ Expanded via the comments. ]
Diane Abbott’s “Deep Thoughts”.
Thanks, R Sherman, I spit out a perfectly good cocktail at that bit.
Diane Abbott’s “Deep Thoughts”.
Well, allrighty then. a) I guess as long as Corbyn is around her employment is secure; b) I am glad to see the politicians over there are as messed up as a football bat as ours areand can give the likes of Nancy Pelosi and Hank Johnson a run for their money.
The beginning of the end was when insurance companies caught on and began refusing to pay claims.
As I Recall, one of the interesting occurrences was when someone(s) looked at the assorted numbers involved, with a resulting assessment of;
Hmmmm. This is fascinating. You say that these satanic cults have been sacrificing x numbers of people each year?
Yes!!!! It’s Horrible!! They murdered All Those People!!!!
That’s a lot of missing people . . . . Can you show me that matching number of missing persons reports?
. . . . crickets . . . . .
Translation: Birmingham University implies all its white male staff are racist and sexist.
Isn’t that a hostile work environment for anyone white and male?
They should sue the fuckers.
Translation: Birmingham University implies all its white male staff are racist and sexist. Isn’t that a hostile work environment for anyone white and male?
That the implied racial insult appears to have passed unnoticed, or been deemed unimportant, perhaps because of the party being insulted, does rather suggest a certain dogmatism. Indeed, the whole thing reeks of doctrinaire question-begging.
Professor Rowe says that the choices and career paths of “women and minority groups” don’t conform to his assumptions of gender “balance” and racial “representation.” He also says that “no one really understands why.” And yet he seems eerily sure that this supposed discrepancy is somehow, clearly, proof of “unconscious bias” and the complicity of white male employees, who must therefore be monitored closely and publicly insulted.
No evidence of discrimination has been discovered, of course, but apparently this detail doesn’t matter. Professor Rowe and his team will presumably continue their intersectional witch-hunt, at taxpayers’ expense, until evidence can be construed from an ambiguous glance, an unsuccessful joke, and particles of dust.
Americans of a certain age will recall the Satanic Child Abuse Hysteria which ran through the country in the ‘80s.
What’s ultimately objectionable is the conceit that these clowns, and other clowns just like them, have any business at all probing the unconscious of staff based on their race and sex, in order to find bigotry that they assume must exist because of their skin colour.
It seems to me that when you’re reduced to hunting for “unconscious bias,” as supposedly confirmed by a person’s preferred charity or the random positioning of a chair, then you’ve crossed a line into something approaching hysteria. And yet we appear to have arrived at a point where people are expected to simply accept this kind of insulting presumption and intrusion, with an understanding that one mustn’t question the competence and motives of the clowns doing the probing.
In graphic form:

Isn’t that a hostile work environment for anyone white and male?

Get with the program, comrade, true in Amerikkka, true in the UKKK.
They should sue the fuckers.
And then burn the place down. And then salt the earth.
there was some dispute over a water gun that led to shoving. Almost simultaneously my friend cried out “No shrinking violets” to her daughter as I yelled “We don’t hit girls” to my son.
Bonkers! ‘no shrinking violets’ works OK at age 7, not so much at 13. The patriarchy’s insistence that we don’t hit girls is not for the benefit of men.
I suppose this makes me a bad person, but I would love to see some non-white racists beat the shit out of K Thor Jensen. I might even join Twitter subsequently in order to lecture him about how it was all his fault.
I have a (modest) proposal:
STEM Equality Act of 2021: Until such time as the number of women / persons identifying as women reaches (at least) fifty percent of total persons employed full-time in STEM careers in the United States, ten percent of all women / persons identifying as women applying for university courses in arts, humanities, or gender studies shall be involuntarily reassigned to curricula in the (hard) sciences, technology, engineering, or mathematics.
Meanwhile, we will take a brief trip from Birmingham to sunny Australia for a dose of severely woke identity politics wherein we learn that a lesbian actress isn’t lesbian enough to play a lesbian Batwoman.
I guess being “gender fluid” means she is only a part time lesbian, and only a full time lesbian can be allowed to play a fictional lesbian character who was never originally a lesbian, but that is OK because reasons, or something. How these people come up with this stuff is a wonder to behold.
I guess being “gender fluid” means she is only a part time lesbian, and only a full time lesbian can be allowed to play a fictional lesbian character who was never originally a lesbian,
I’m assuming that this TV series aimed largely at children won’t entail Ms Rose actually shagging on camera, for real, and am therefore unsure why her real-life lesbianism, or intermittent lesbianism, is being viewed as a credential. Though I suppose this latest casting drama, like all the dramas before it, has one virtue at least – in confirming that the self-styled activists who shriek about these things are dreary and revolting.
Hasn’t K. Thor learned that in America anything is possible?
Don’t give up on that dream K. Thor! You CAN make racism against white people a ‘thing’. Believe in your possibilities, baby!
“…No evidence of discrimination has been discovered, of course, but apparently this detail doesn’t matter….”
Wake up man! The fact of no evidence is exactly what needs to be investigated!
How clever these unconscious racists think they are to not only provide no objective evidence of their malevolence, but to so thoroughly bend reality to erase any semblance of a trace of even a racist inkling.
Well, they have another think coming when Prof Rowe’s reverse mentors get to it.
Couldn’t the Batwoman writers make the character “gender fluid” thereby ending the conflict over the lead actor. Oh, maybe not…what if a gender fluid actor with a penis auditions for the role? He’d get the part because he has the part.
Come to think of it, why doesn’t the government set up gender credentialing bureau where people would apply for a certificate attesting to their gender for purposes of employment and appearing on TV panels, attending political townhalls, and the like?
Then they could have a gender registry and sociologists could study gender demographics and release Important Findings that there is a racial imbalance in the numbers of credentialed “other gendereds” compared to “questionings”. More research is needed to determine how much unconscious genderphobia is at work in society to cause these horrific results. A March on DC is planned for October.
It would make more sense for Prof Rowe to assign junior “faculty of minority” to senior faculty in standard mentoring relationships where the wisdom (and connections) of the old can be passed to the young, furthering their careers.
But that’s just old, white, male me thinking with my privileged heteronormative worldview, trying to stop the new world aborning.
imbalance in the numbers of credentialed “other gendereds” compared to “questionings”.
A few helicopter rides and I doubt you’d find all that many people claiming to be questioning their sexes, or claiming to be something other than what their chromosomes dictate.
A March on DC is planned for October.
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DC Comics, or Washington DC, or, being fluid, alternately both?
Hey, do they have MAs in Britain, or does Bond James Bond train all by his lonesome?
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Though I suppose this latest casting drama…
Speaking of drama, new in the world of racism is “traditional” theatre lighting.
Oh. Well, if experts have warned and an academic has said, case closed, man, case closed.
Hang on, if actors of color emit light on their own, I am failing to see why they need extra special extra lighting.
We used to just call them Commissars
“Of course not! Even the question is absurd! There are barely enough hours in the week for me to work on my research and writing, without adding another course to my workload. You’ll be hearing from the Faculty Senate about this!”
“Why of course! Even the question is absurd! There’s nothing would delight me half as much as having some child follow me around telling me that my life’s work was not just useless, but predicated upon the suffering of countless generations before me. Tell my new partner that I’ll be waiting for xit in my — no, our — office first thing tomorrow morning, or at whatever time xey can roll out of bed and stumble across the quad!”
this unhappy development
Here is a link to the university website where the university proudly announces the lunatic-Maoist program:
https://www.birmingham.ac.uk/news/latest/2018/08/equality-diversion-inclusion-engineering-science.aspx
Here is a link to the university website where the university proudly announces the lunatic-Maoist program
I’m still not sure why we, the taxpayers stiffed with the bill, should be fretting about whether or not a given academic department “reflects” the country’s general demographics, as if it somehow should. Presumably, Professor Thornley isn’t troubled by the, as it were, overrepresentation of, say, East Asian students in my local university’s STEM departments, which don’t reflect the city’s, or the country’s, broader demographics. Should East Asian students be discouraged from applying, or steered forcibly into the arts, on account of being insufficiently brown?
I’m sorry, but uh, where I do I sign up to have a young, college girl mentor me for hours at a time.
Wait. We ARE using “mentor” as a euphemism, right? Right!?
Steve B: It appears that you are so in need of political reeducation that you will need to be assigned two “mentors”.
pst314: No. No. Please. Don’t throw me into that briar patch!!
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But I doubt that you really want to be, er, mentored by Maoists.
pst314: No. No. Please. Don’t throw me into that briar patch!!

I think you have misunderstood the nature of these “mentors”.
I’m certain that the ranks of primary school teachers also does not reflect the demographics of the UK either. I demand that enough women are fired and replaced with men until this heinous imbalance is redressed. The future of our children is at stake! We cannot wait for normal attrition to take place! We(you) must act immediately if not sooner!!!!eleventy!!
What’s that you say, that’s different because … reasons………..Well fancy that!
I’m certain that the ranks of primary school teachers also does not reflect the demographics of the UK either.
Neither does the ranks of the Royal Gurkha Rifles nor the SAS, so I expect the MOD to get right on this.
I see that Hungary is eliminating Gender Studies courses from state universities since they provide no economic value. I’d go further and say they are an economic and social negative.
Defend the border, no Muslim immigrants, and no Whiny Studies. Who would have thought that Hungary was going to be the lifeboat when western Europe goes crash?
Sometimes this guy makes sense and sometimes he’s off in another world babbling about patriarchy, so, travelers, peruse this, please.
https://eand.co/the-impossible-expensiveness-of-american-life-4d46668116a
Is it accurate?
“The Random Positioning of a Chair”
So Feng Shui is racist?????
Is it accurate?
No, and for the record, I have lived in Europe.
Tesco, now compare with your local prices, there is no appreciable difference with most things over our local expensive store, Wally World is cheaper for most.
Of course if the aptly named Haque is in his millennial way buying nothing but crap that is free range, cruelty free, organically grown with tears of blind Peruvian nuns in high cost areas in the uncivilized places like DC, yes, it is going to cost more than real food in real places, OTOH, even in California it won’t set him back $10/gallon for the gas it takes to get him to a store.
Hmmm. The cheapest car in the US at the moment (not counting rebates or incentives) is apparently the Nissan Versa, the base model of which is $12,310, but that is a manual, and it is safe bet this bozo can’t drive one so we have to go to the automatic version – that starts at $14,450.
Hmmm. Depends on where you live. $250K will get you you well over 2000 sq ft on an acre in many parts of the US, a closet in San Fransisco or NYC, or not much in much of Europe
This guy is just talking out of his tuchas with a typical ain’t socialism grand bash the US screed.
Thanks, Farnsworth!
I also sent that to my globe-trotting relative; will report back.
I looked at Tesco, a loaf of wheat bread came out to about 1.25 on today’s exchange rate, so maybe that guy’s not entirely wrong; it’s 2.99 here.
Now of course if he’s shopping at Whole Paycheck, anything, including gold-plated angel farts, will seem cheap by comparison.
I’m assuming that this TV series aimed largely at children won’t entail Ms Rose actually shagging on camera, for real, and am therefore unsure why her real-life lesbianism, or intermittent lesbianism, is being viewed as a credential.
Think of it as the sociopolitical equivalent of feng shui — rearranging society’s demographic furniture in order to, like, free up the inequitable energy flow and create good vibes of social justice. A prominent lesbian placed judiciously in the middle of a TV show can absorb and redirect the audience’s heteronormative qi, don’t you know.
Think of it as the sociopolitical equivalent of feng shui . . .
Bravo! I’m stealing that entire comment.
@Pogonip – Marks & Spencer is not directly comparable with Whole Foods. The M&S meal deal, which is great value, will not be a free range chicken or organic veg.
I think the writer is comparing organic, virgin-plucked, hand-polished, fairy dust-sprinkled apples with er… apples.
Real estate is vastly cheaper almost anywhere in the US than anywhere in the UK. A friend of mine recently bought a nice 2 bed apartment in a pleasant bit of Chicago for cheaper than similar properties would cost in my provincial home town, never mind London.
If a person buys an apartment, what happens if the whole building is sold?
As material for either mocking or to inspire despair, the Groan’s latest is suggesting video game deconstructivism.
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2018/aug/13/video-games-are-political-heres-how-they-can-be-progressive
Because (stated in a fit of question begging) the current structure of a video game is too limiting, as Dickens’ novels were, video games need a new structure. Like Joyce. Because Dickens wrote books for people to enjoy, you see, and that was constraining.
What? Enjoyment? Whatever for? Folk will still buy the new contentless, structureless, aimless, and corrective entertainment just as before!
I’m aware that one of the lessons of GamerGate was “SJWs always double down”, but this seems extreme even so.
I looked at Tesco, a loaf of wheat bread came out to about 1.25 on today’s exchange rate…
I have no doubt that there are some things that will be cheaper, but to look at menu of arugula and creme brulee and come to the conclusion that the US is godawful expensive without taking into consideration all other expenses and factors is transcendently idiotic.
A couple of anecdotes, when I was in Europe, even though we were VAT exempt, we bought tires from the US because the exact same Michelins or Pirellis were a third of the cost. Rent for sq ft was astronomical, utilities a wash, but there were idiocies like regardless of condition, the entire place had to be repainted, carpet replaced and entire kitchen had to be replaced which would have been on my dime had I been a native. Gas at the time was four times the cost as it was in the US.
At any rate, it is obvious he is a bubble dweller who is unfamiliar with the concept that $100K/year is worth more in Mississippi or Nebraska than in DC or London, and he is basically comparing apples to entrenching tools.
Around here arugula is not that pipular and so is usually inexpensive at farmer’s markets towards the end of the day. Never priced it in winter as I don’t like it myself, too peppery. I’m happy with nice middle-of-the-road leaf lettuce, and iceberg for sandwiches.
To comment on the foods/etc, I’ve lived on regular grocery fare in Germany for a month and England for a week, and can report in neither case was it cheaper than the US. Far from it.
Not was it per se cheaper in South Korea, for that matter.Fast food noticeably more expensive in all three, as well.
A few helicopter rides and […]
See, you’re coming around.