Friday Ephemera
Indecisive motorist of note. || When tumbleweed attacks. || Underwater choreography. || “Cultural appreciation.” || What your tongue does when you talk. || Did Thanos kill you? || Incoming, duck. || Crushing crayons in a hydraulic press. || Hercules and Arnold fight over dung. || Sour dill pickle gummy gherkin. It’s warty, got girth and tastes of dill. || Lake traffic, Myanmar. || Some good grapes, man. || Gorgeous Teacher, 1965. Hormones, hotties and “Holy mackerel.” || Silent, kinetic sand-drawing machine. || Not, I think, moving at maximum speed. || Heather Mac Donald on campus psychodrama. || Little people. || Giants. || Snap. || Buddhist temples of note. || Before and after, 1906. || Tim Newman on toxic feminism. || And finally, from far away, here’s a snowstorm on a comet.
Oh, a /sarc on my last comment because of Poe’s Law.
OK. I am obese…
People just say I resemble Hindenburg, alas, not the one with the fancy mustache.
[ Admires svelte and gazelle-like self in mirror. ]
Your Saturday Stupidity:
Only Mexicans can celebrate Cinco de Quatro at Gonzaga U.
It appears VP Garbuio never went to a Cinco de Quatro party as they were never about “appreciation of Mexican heritage” any more than a St. Patrick’s Day blowout ever was.
Meanwhile from the Antipodes, OPINION: 8% OF PRISONERS ARE WOMEN. THAT’S ABOUT 8% TOO MANY.
100 – 8 = ? Still sexist and misogynistic, of course.
Across the globe in North Yorkshire lives are saved from another dangerous scourge !
The scourge being nekkid wimmin on coffee mugs, a drowning due to the sudden absence of six volunteer lifesavers is a small price to pay.
That Camera Hogg character is very grating.
“Leveraging tragedy and manipulating youth to advance a political agenda since…”
Hi there.
Via Julia.
The truth is that every body is a beach body
“If you’re a backward boy or the apple of the eye of a pair of doting parents, why never say die: don’t stuff your gut with soft marshmella, just tackle those highbars like a real hep fella.” – Muscle Beach (1948)
I have a beach(ball) body, mostly around the middle.
This is how I get around:
Haven’t shaved for awhile either.
8% OF PRISONERS ARE WOMEN. THAT’S ABOUT 8% TOO MANY.
We won’t rest until only 7.36% of prisoners are women!
That Camera Hogg character is very grating.
On the other hand, it seems the noodle-armed Twerpenführer quite enjoys the spotlight, and doesn’t believe he’s being manipulated by anyone.
[ Admires svelte and gazelle-like self in mirror. ]
. . . . entirely skittish and inclined to startled leaping about???
entirely skittish and inclined to startled leaping about???
There was the time I got my sleeve caught on a door handle and inadvertently threw coffee down a newly painted white wall.
Pay off, so to speak, is last screen shot.
:::snort:::
Pay off, so to speak, is last screen shot.
What’s the hourly rate for a pretentious, know-nothing scold?
The original beach body ad was banned will this one also be investigated “to establish if it breaks harm and offence rules or is socially irresponsible”? Isn’t it still objectification or are they assuming no would want to treat the rotund trio as objects?
Apparently I was spared.
The whole time I was watching the movie, I found myself thinking this all seemed familiar…
More of the leftist ouroboros, male professor of “political theory” (I reckon that is another euphemism for Marxism) at some silly SJW educrat conference tells the world’s oldest elevator joke, “professor” of gender studies gets him investigated for wrongthought.
The real joke is that these ninnies call themselves scholars.
Today, “Gorgeous Teacher” could not shown in schools as it is “problematic” on just about every imaginable dimension of problematicity.
Even the laugh track.
Today there would be shrieks of feigned horror and indignation in the background.
No “trigger alert” could possibly palliate the extreme pain and psychic shock the mere mention of this video would cause.
It would literally be worse than the Holocaust
Stealing that.