Friday Ephemera
Pong for the feet. || Forbidden love. || Flushing decisions. || Meet your new neighbours. || Windows of San Francisco. || One way to do it. (h/t, Obo) || The ice is singing. || Two salaries. || For the ladies, some Russian gangster glamour. || Young Romance, 1949. (h/t, Holborn) || Every reason for Dr Banner Hulking-out in the 70s TV series. || The cost of light. || Look closely and you’ll see the light from a single excited strontium atom. || Escaping the lab while the humans sleep. || Wine glasses of note. || Equality now. || He does this better than you do. (h/t, Tim) || Decorative and slightly dangerous. || And finally, “The former Chief of Staff of Iran’s armed forces said that Western spies had used lizards which could ‘attract atomic waves’ to spy on the country’s nuclear programme.”
The Iran item has unaccountably reminded me of a Taco Bell cross-promotion with the 1998 Godzilla film. The chihuahua mascot saying “Here, leezard leezard.”
A pity for the mullahs that both fearless chihuahuas and Taco Bell are Haram. They might have had something.
Wine glasses of note.
I have the sadz.
Hopefully not posted here already, I present the Furby Organ:
https://youtu.be/GYLBjScgb7o
Flushing decisions
-4° <=== I was kind of expecting to see this guy in the iconography
Employment equality in the statusful, comfortable, good jobs now!
Escaping the lab while the humans sleep.
To put it mildly, Boston Dynamics wins the least self-aware company ever award. Fortunately humanity will realize the folly of robotics and pull back from the brink. Just in time.
Having a double bass in the shower is no excuse not to bathe there fella.
The former Chief of Staff of Iran’s armed forces said that Western spies had used lizards which could ‘attract atomic waves’ to spy on the country’s nuclear programme.
The first response to that tweet: “I was in Egypt once where I was told entirely seriously that the shark that had attacked a tourist the day before was sent from Israel.” There’s no hope…
Flushing decisions
Always good to see someone experiencing the marvellousness that is Japan for the first time.
This item does not ship to the United States.
Darleen, try here.
Pong for the feet.
ISWYDT
Meet your new neighbours.
The next film should be about how the neighbours had them killed.
The next film should be about how the neighbours had them killed.
That would seem to be the next obvious step.
’For the ladies, some Russian gangster glamour.’
Oh, if only Valentine’s Day has fallen on a Friday!
Oh, if only Valentine’s Day has fallen on a Friday!
Steady, Julia. I don’t want the place awash with womanly juices.
“The former Chief of Staff of Iran’s armed forces said that Western spies had used lizards which could ‘attract atomic waves’ to spy on the country’s nuclear programme.”
I hate to be a party pooper, but I saw that and immediately assumed it was a translation error. And sure enough, according to Google translate at least, English ‘lizard’ translates to:
یلی rounder, parasite, sponge, sponger, drone, lizard
So it seems he was talking about drones, not lizards, which would kind of make more sense.
Of course, none of that makes it any less likely that the former Chief of Staff of Iran’s armed forces is a major loon – he’s just perhaps not that kind of loon …
[ Fetches Nik’s coat, hurries him to the door. ]
East London in colour.
Sargon on Black Panther.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k0AST2sQRI
Guy Spends Almost A Year Gluing 42,000 Matches To Make A Giant Sphere, Sets It On Fire: https://www.boredpanda.com/sphere-of-42000-matches-wallacemk/
Guy Spends Almost A Year Gluing 42,000 Matches To Make A Giant Sphere, Sets It On Fire
Makes blogging look respectable.
[ Arches eyebrows, admires fingernails. ]
Sexy plant.
Via Damian.
Flushing decisions
“Say what do you think of Flushing, Long Island ?”
“Damn fine idea.”
So it seems he was talking about drones, not lizards…
Don’t bet the riverboat on it, remember the Saudis captured an Israeli spy vulture, and the Egyptians a Mossad spy shark (sans frickin’ laser beam).
Flushing decisions
“Oscillate”? o_O
Flushing decisions
What could possibly go wrong?
Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else wonder why you’d have a self-destruct system on an ore freighter? I mean, how many oil tankers or bulk carriers have that as an option?
I’d like to have been at that meeting…
Ship Designer: Well, that seems to have covered everything don’t you agree?
Peter Weyland: I didn’t see a self-destruct system in the proposal anywhere.
SD: I’m sorry? Why would we build a self-destruct system into a mult-trillion dollar space freighter? None of our clients have ever requested anything like that.
PW: (sliding evil master plan under the proposal folder)Yes, well… it’s a requirement and a deal breaker.
SD: (shrugging shoulders) Sure, we’ll build in a self-destruct system then. (muttering) bloody evil geniuses…
Remembering the Food Poisoning Horror Show of last November, I think all toilets should come with a self-destruct. It would save a lot of time.
“Mother, turn the air freshener back on!”
Young Romance
How to Tell if Your Dog Worships Satan:
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/962422043093463040
Young Romance
How to Tell if Your Dog Worships Satan:
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/962422043093463040
Sorry about the double posting, David. Something went wrong with my browser.
Have a pickled egg. On the house.
Other points of view are available.
The blog done et my html! I was attempting to link to https://m.xkcd.com/1955/
The cost of light has fallen, but people spend roughly the same amount on light as they always did (i.e. they simply buy more light).
I was attempting to link to “>https://m.xkcd.com/1955/
Which, despite the inherent gravitas of OCD cartooning, misses a raft of pertinent facts on the subject and their trajectory. At least in a universe where autonomy and self-replication are fairly concrete phenomenon, that is.
I mean, look at how well we designed and then grasped and accorded most of our dominant institutions. As proof of superior trade we still think money grows on trees and that the components of nanny-statism are developed to, and I quote, heal the ill, rescue the trapped, prevent crime, and defend the nation, thus ensuring safety.
AI is therefore inherently and forever Asmovian and here to help us. Just ask it (and not clowns like Dick).
Smash and grab. How hard can it be?
Meet your new neighbours.
They present this as some kind of inspirational story, but to me it seems much more of a cautionary tale. Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be New Yorkers!
As for the windows on San Francisco, I can’t help but think of my wife’s response every time somebody says “It takes all kinds!”
“No, we just have all kinds.”
They present this as some kind of inspirational story, but to me it seems much more of a cautionary tale.
Yes, setting aside the novelty, what struck me was the utter selfishness of it – the apparent disregard for other residents, whose opinions on the subject are – conveniently – all but absent.
Smash & Grab
In fairness, there was a “smash” followed by a “grab” combined with a “drag.” So, they’ve got that going for them.
Yes, setting aside the novelty, what struck me was the utter selfishness of it
“We are trying to change the way you might see an orchestra play.” – Whatshisface 1:50 of the video.
So instead of a fancy night out; jammed into 500 sq. feet with a bunch of grubby, smelly hipsters.
His statements would fit right in with the pretentious babble dribbling from the mouths of and of the “artists” you have brought to our attention in the past.
“We are trying to change the way you might see an orchestra play.”
Which apparently trumps all other considerations, and consideration itself. Given the novelty setting – an obvious recipe for friction – you’d think the preferences of other residents – the dozens of people who will hear their rehearsal every month, whether they wish to or not – might be explored a little, rather than brushed over as hastily as possible. That it isn’t deemed interesting, a thing one might address, suggests a certain… mindset.
Which apparently trumps all other considerations…
Not the least of which is actual acoustics, real orchestras are arranged they way the are for a reason, and don’t have strings, brass, woodwinds, etc., just thrown together at random – I’m sure the bass player in the bathtub can hear the marimba guy in the kitchen and vice versa, not that 60 bodies in 500sq. ft. isn’t great sound attenuation or anything. Of course, it looks like these two tyros are just feeding everything into mixing board software where they can fix the cacophony.
In a just world someone would tip off the local ASPCA and save that poor cat, and the landlord evict them for tearing apart the premises.
Dean Wormer, call your office.
Which apparently trumps all other considerations, and consideration itself.
Well to be somewhat fair, it’s not like they left the place with a young woman tied to the bed with a baby shark stuffed in her squeezebox (or did they?). They’re trying to create legends here.
Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else wonder why you’d have a self-destruct system on an ore freighter? I mean, how many oil tankers or bulk carriers have that as an option?
Wellll, what does come to mind after a bit is that by the time very large scale ships are heading across sections of the galaxy, one argument can be the the unknown factor.
—It’s not as if these ships are only going from this bit of shoreline over to that bit of shoreline that can be seen through binoculars. And, also given those noted levels of reaction, the worst nasties will also be human, and thus have on hand several million tons of mass to drop on some handy friendly planet . . . unless there’s a mechanism also on hand to rather distribute the mass, and also whatever the specific nasties on board . . .
@Darleen
The youngest is in the midst of finalizing his college selection, a selection which is primarily concerned with money. Still, I am the gatekeeper of all of his suitors–he’s a National Merit Finalist, so they are legion–and invariably, I go to places like FIRE and Campus Reform to do a search. Suffice it to say, I’ve eliminated a lot of options that way. As long as I control the checkbook, I control the choices. DePaul was cast into outer darknes a long time ago given its abysmal rating at FIRE.
They’re trying to create legends here.
Heh. As someone who over the years has spent plenty of time in recording studios and rehearsal rooms, and who probably annoyed a neighbour or two, it’s one of those things I’m belatedly mindful about. Largely as a result of an incident in the 90s when, after a long, all-night session in the studio, I stumbled home around mid-morning on a Sunday, crawled into bed, and was immediately assailed by the sound of an all-day live music event starting outside the art-house cinema a few yards up the road. Cosmic payback, I suspect.
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2018/02/pesticide-resistant-mutant-super-rats-taking-over-england/
Feed those rats some of David’s pickled “eggs”, that’ll fix things.
Russian gangster glamour
Where Are They Now: Curly
“The great collapse in slapstick was especially hard on the obese object of abusive humor…”