And Lo, There Came A Great Bunching Of The Panties
“Everyone is allowed to share their opinion. I just hope he gets fired for it.”
Regarding the ongoing ‘Google memo’ saga, I thought I’d lift the following from yesterday’s comments:
To recap. A Google software developer with a PhD in biology writes a polite, conciliatory and politically centrist memo suggesting that there’s a leftist groupthink problem in the company that inhibits open discussion; that men and women on average have differing preferences and abilities, albeit with a large overlap, and so “diversity” policies might benefit from bearing that in mind; and that perhaps people should be treated as individuals rather than as mascots of allegedly oppressed identity groups.
This is immediately met with ludicrous and wilful mischaracterisation by “social justice” Twitter and the ‘progressive’ media, including deliberately deleting the memo’s links to supporting data; a general refusal to engage honestly with the author’s points, or in many cases even to read them; baseless accusations of every ‘ism’ going; personal doxxing; boasts of blacklisting; and demands that the author of the memo be fired for his heresy and never employed again.
On grounds that his arguments are “violently offensive” and in need of being “silenced.” He is, you see, “committing violence” with his statistics. All of which rather proves the author’s point about leftist groupthink and its reliance on distortion, intimidation and outright hysteria.
The employee in question has of course now been fired. Readers who wish to be violently offended can read the memo here.
Update:
Jordan Peterson interviews James Damore, author of the supposedly scandalous and “fascist” memo. Skip forward to 5’10:
“The thing that was disturbing to me about watching the response to you is that, so far as I can tell, there isn’t anything that you said… that violates the scientific literature as it currently stands.”
Update 2, via the comments:
Within the field of neuroscience, sex differences between women and men — when it comes to brain structure and function and associated differences in personality and occupational preferences — are understood to be true, because the evidence for them (thousands of studies) is strong. This is not information that’s considered controversial.
Update 3:
Allum Bokhari interviews a (pseudonymous) Google employee:
Several managers have openly admitted to keeping blacklists of the employees in question, and preventing them from seeking work at other companies. There have been numerous cases in which social justice activists coordinated attempts to sabotage other employees’ performance reviews for expressing a different opinion. These have been raised to the Senior VP level, with no action taken whatsoever… For conservative employees, this is obviously demoralising, but it is also dangerous.
Update 4:
The Quillette website, which published some strong support of Mr Damore’s memo, is currently experiencing a DDoS attack. A coincidence, no doubt.
Update 5:
When Black Lives Matter hysteria hit its peak, sometime in 2015, it became taboo to criticise identity politics, and later on, it became very dangerous to criticise any member of a minority group at all (even if the criticism had nothing to do with their identity).
Allum Bokhari talks with more (pseudonymous) Google employees.
Update 6:
A compendium of gender research by Sean Stevens and Jonathan Haidt at Heterodox Academy:
Damore is correct that there are “population level differences in distributions” of traits that are likely to be relevant for understanding gender gaps at Google. Even if we set aside all questions about the origins of these differences, the fact remains that there are gender differences in a variety of traits, and especially in interest/enjoyment (rather than ability) in the adult population from which Google and all other tech firms recruit.… Damore was drawing attention to empirical findings that seem to have been previously unknown or ignored at Google.
Unknown or ignored. By our self-imagined betters.
Update 7:
And for those with a taste for irony, here’s video of a talk by Michael Gurian, titled Leadership and the Sexes, given at Google HQ nine years ago. Curiously, the topic of psychological and neurological gender differences was, not too long ago, deemed suitable for discussion by Google management and employees, and indeed advantageous. During the talk, none of the ladies present seem particularly outraged, or oppressed, or in need of a fainting couch.
Update 8:
A Primer On Statistics to Help Quell Your Outrage at the Google Memo.
None of you have the balls to hit 200.
Wrong-o you Johnny-come-lately 201…
Oh shut-up-shut-up you horrible man!
Dang it, missed it by that much.
Anyway, this is dated the seventh of August, but here we go:
National Labor Relations Board filing against Google
Oh shut-up-shut-up you horrible man!
How dare you assume what gender I was ? I am so triggered I may have to take tomorrow off.
When I checked just now, there were 204 comments ending with Muldoon @02:32 Greenwich. As there are now five comments on this page, that means Ian was in fact number 200. You may collect your winnings at the window. Remember, you must have your ticket to collect.
Can we get to 300?
Re: Vagina Monilogues…
I’ve been working on the Mangina Monlogues:
DAVE: Hi, my name’s Dave. I’m a man, I apologise. I hate my penis, and all things to to do with this rape-weapon. Women? Women are empathic, caring, men are psychopaths and rapists. All wars are made by men, all tyrannies are run by men. The world would be a better place if run by women.
JOSH: Hi, er, man, like, women are awesome and stuff. And men are, like, totally assholes, and stuff. I mean, like, rape, man! Like Women would never rape and stuff. But men! Huh! What assholes! I, like, totally, love women, they are like, totally caring and stuff, and one day I wanna meet a caring woman who will marry me and we will have kids and stuffand then we’ll have only girls, coz men are assholes. And stuff. Thank you [audience whoops]
etc
@ R. Sherman,
I shall wear it like a badge.
As there are now five comments on this page, that means Ian was in fact number 200.
Au contraire mon frère, the page rolls over after 100 comments, so 201 was at the top of this page. If we have to go the hench-lesbians to get this straight, we’ll never get the math right.
“I shall wear it like a badge.”
If you don’t, the henchlesbians are liable to look at you funny.
“If we have to go the hench-lesbians to get this straight, we’ll never get the math right.”
Can women do math? I mean, statistically speaking. Er… oh my?
Page 3 and counting!
Page 3… In the UK that has… meanings.
Alright. There are 212 comments as of this moment according to the home page (and excluding this one) with ftumch’s of 03:11 Greenwich being number 212. Thus:
211–Pogonip
210–ftumch
209–ftumch
208–Farnsworth’s demonstration of bad math skills.
207–Ian
206–ftumch
205–Moi
204–Farnsworth, “The Triggering”
203–Monty
202–Ian
201–Farnsworth, “Bad Math, Part I”
200–Ian
As they say, I rest my case.
“As they say, I rest my case.”
Who let the lawyer in?
(We’ll get to page 4 yet!)
As they say, I rest my case.
I suppose you could count them, but there are, and have been for some time, 100 comments max per page.
100 comments X 2 pages = 200 comments.
The evidence, your Honor, suggests that using the counter at the home page is unreliable.
Revise and extend – the actual honor of starting the hitherto unattainable third page does go to Ian with number 201.
David will sort this out tomorrow. Unless we all decide to ping him with a bunch of 5 pence contributions to wake him up. PayPal can send him a text that says, “Get your butt to the comments section, stat!”
Can anyone, for the purposes of debate, come up with a masturbation joke that could be genuinely offensive to a member (no pun intended) of the opposite sex?
It’s not the only time I want to flush the receptacle of my sperm down the toilet, it’s the only time I’m able to.
My favorite part is not having to pretend to be interested in anything my hand says before or after.
I don’t like dealing with dry, hardened calluses scraping against my penis – which is another reason why I prefer masturbation
I also appreciate the versatility – my hand can also open jars for me, it steers my car pretty well, and it participates in meal prep and housecleaning without complaining that I view it as nothing more than a useful appendage (which, let’s face it, it is)
Also, if I have a gaping wound in my palm (which happens much less than once a month), it’s not some big drama if I just use the other hand for a few days.
Sometimes I want something more like “the real thing” though. On those nights, I’ll first find a six hour long Bollywood movie online, and set it to play at 2x speed and maximum volume. Then every time it seems like there’s a long enough pause in the dialog for me to get a few words in, I’ll look at my hand and say “that’s so interesting” or “your eyes really sparkle when you’re passionate”. Once that winds down, I’ll take a hundred dollars out of my wallet and throw it in the garbage. Then I’ll dip my hand in a mixture of canned tuna and the drippings from the rare steak I had for lunch, lick my palm vigorously for as long as I can stand to, spend five minutes thinking of women I’ve never actually had sex with, wash up and go to sleep.
Has anyone seen those hippo testicles
Look, we can’t be bothered to keep track of *all* the brined testes. Needs to be a better filing system on the things. I told the henchlesbians I needed some boar ones for an experiment and they couldn’t even be found.
. . . .
If we have to go the hench-lesbians to get this straight, we’ll never get the math right.
Well, there’s this company called Google that specializes in doing online and such counting of things, have y’all tried asking them what seems to be going on?
If we have to go the hench-lesbians to get this straight, we’ll never get the math right.
They’re passed out in a pile behind the bar. I think one ’em kicked out a flood light with her stiletto which caused a power surge and five minutes of darkness. Of course, Muldoon took that as an opportunity to make a wax impression of the key to the liquor cabinet.
Not that I want to be all “Lena Dunham Tattletale-esque” or anything.
#MindingMyOwnBusiness #WaitUntilYourFatherGetsHome
@bgates, that was impressive.
Morning, all.
I see you’ve been busy.
Brace yourselves. I’ve found the joke that’s being seized on as proof of Mr Damore’s moral heresy:
Fainting couches are at the rear.
This:

That “social justice” just keeps on giving.
From here:
According to Emmett, Google is “leaking people with integrity” who are “tired of having to cope with these corrupt ideologies and the people who proselytize them, support them, and punish people who disagree with them.”
Some days I hate being even righter.
Some days I hate being even righter.
Ugh. What’s eerie is the uniformity of it. Wherever the ideology is, whether on a campus or elsewhere, we see the same malevolent behaviour, the same hypocrisy, the same spite. The same spiral of dysfunction.
Some days I hate being even righter.
Ugh. What’s eerie is the uniformity of it.
And I Just remembered a talk I had with a Google “engineering” “manager” one day at a Meet Google Recruiters function.
The Google version of a mailing list had recently been set up—Google Groups(???), whatever the wozzer intended to supplant Yahoo groups—and one of the “features” was that the default setting when hitting reply to one individual’s message was that the reply would be sent to the entire list . . . and this was well after “Reply-To” Munging Still Considered Harmful. Really. had turned up online to be yet another layer of clarification of How Adults Do Things.
The response from the “engineer” was something to the effect of Y’know, I really like to have anyone be able to arrange things as they want, so I think that’s just fine!”
At that point I lost all interest in working at Google.
and one of the “features” was that the default setting when hitting reply to one individual’s message was that the reply would be sent to the entire list
That’s because Google Groups was a web UI for NNTP newsgroups, where Reply-To has meant “reply to the group” since 1986.
we see the same malevolent behaviour, the same hypocrisy, the same spite. The same spiral of dysfunction.
…and the same damn pickled eggs. Seriously, David, would it kill you to update the snacks once a decade or so?
and the same damn pickled eggs.
Hey, it’s quality brine. Full of beefy goodness.
There’s a reaction I have, every now and then. Hard to describe, anyone get this?
You’re in the thick of comments, or an article, or whatnot. Suddenly you have a flash of something like objectivity. Somehow you find yourself standing outside yourself, like a teacher supervising the playground.
And you’re looking at the views expressed, the headline, etc, and you feel with a cold clarity how retarded, how childish, how antithetical to all that is adult and important and noble about the best of humanity it is. How childish and lazy and pathetic and fearful and desperate and needy the view/headline/etc is.
I just got that with the Wired link. It’s an actual headline (It’s not just the headline of course, it’s the angry inquisition behind it and the worldview it represents):
‘James Damore Offended Fellow Students In Harvard Grad School Skit’
I find myself thinking ‘OMG, these are actual *real adults*, really believing this shit’ completely snuffled in their echo chamber like huddling penguins.
Or it could just be me. I’ll think of a wank joke.
I find myself thinking ‘OMG, these are actual *real adults*, really believing this shit’
It can be a tad disconcerting, watching people who’ve been severely educated.
Allum Bokhari talks with more (pseudonymous) Google employees.
There’s a reaction I have, every now and then. Hard to describe, anyone get this?
You’re in the thick of comments, or an article, or whatnot. Suddenly you have a flash of something like objectivity. Somehow you find yourself standing outside yourself, like a teacher supervising the playground.
And you’re looking at the views expressed, the headline, etc, and you feel with a cold clarity how retarded, how childish, how antithetical to all that is adult and important and noble about the best of humanity it is. How childish and lazy and pathetic and fearful and desperate and needy the view/headline/etc is….”
Amen.
…you feel with a cold clarity how retarded, how childish, how antithetical to all that is adult and important and noble about the best of humanity it is…
Yes, and somewhat related to the topic at hand, and because you knew deep down it was coming ‘Fat Studies’ course deems ‘weightism’ a ‘social justice issue’.
Of course, never your fault, it is always society that must change. We’ll get one more whinny out of that dead horse yet, but it would be nice if these twits were actually clever enough to come up with a new shtick once in a while.
You’d think the SJWs would notice they are in a hole, and for once stop digging.
Wrong again.
Wrong again.
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something?
I was afraid I was the only one who didn’t get it.
the actual honor of starting the hitherto unattainable third page does go to Ian with number 201.
I now have a nagging suspicion that some terrible precedent has been set.
Did I miss something?
Depends, are you planning a trip to Boise ?
Meanwhile, can one or more of you over in the UK tell us rubes over here whether this Sgt Allen is a parody, or if there really are rozzers who prowl Tescos looking for non-gender neutral signs in the tampon section ?
Poe’s law…
@Farnsworth
The good news is that we only need a few more “intersections” of oppression to get to the point where mathematically, each person on the planet will be a unique victim. At that point, we’ll all just say, “Screw it. Let’s treat each other like individuals.”
Did I miss something?
There’s a lane line missing in the lap pool. That always starches my shorts. But then I have no wedding plans for Boise.
die, you hippo-heteronormative bastard, die!
What did Catherine the Great ever do to you?
Revise and extend –
Rozzers who patrol looking for name calling ? Who do they think they are, Lena Dunham ?
There’s a lane line missing in the lap pool.
No, those are inclusionary lanes for swimmers of size, you weightist.
Surely I can’t be the only one who read this in a Rod Serling voice.
Boise is a nice place. Decent climate. Lots of outdoor activities within reasonable driving distance. Low cost of living. It’s on our retirement location short-list.
Name calling between children. Under Investigation
And yes, it appears to be real.