Friday Ephemera
I didn’t see that coming. (h/t, Ace) // Cats and dogs. // Have you tied and dyed today? // Testing defences. // Why are breasts called boobs? // Fidget cube. // Is Gab the new Twitter? // Six! is a game. // Can you see all 12 simultaneously? // Marvel’s film music is insufficiently humworthy. // A more common usage has been discovered. (h/t, Damian) // “What sort of man reads Playboy?” // Treat the dear wife to a toilet chandelier. // The taming of the fox. // “The footage depicts E. coli evolving to be 1,000 times more resistant to an antibiotic in just 11 days.” // He keeps ants. // Jack’s back. // How to speak auctioneer. // And finally, a catalogue of failed utopian communes, from poison-wielding sex gurus and tea-shunning vegans to nineteenth century radical anarcho-nudists.
“What sort of man reads Playboy?”
Yeah, that’s the guy I wanted to be when I grew up. Turns out a couple of torn copies (plus a Razzle) found in a hedge aren’t enough…
This guy?
Run, Logan!
Run, Logan!
Eeeehhhnnn . . . Run, runner mebbe more likely . . .
Logan would be in black and . . .
. . . firing one of those . . .
Marvel’s film music is insufficiently humworthy.
Oh, right, come to think of it, There once was a man named Oedipux Rex . . .
A more common usage has been discovered.
You can also use it as a soap dish.
You can also use it as a soap dish.
Does madam speak from experience?
Treat the dear wife to a toilet chandelier.
Please don’t be a euphemism.
My favorite quote of the week:
The presence of the polar bears has made carrying out meteorological observations difficult.
Just to break the levity for a moment, this essay on Trump and Conservative values is erudite, apposite and generally well worth reading.
http://www.claremont.org/crb/basicpage/restatement-on-flight-93/
Why anyone who lives south of the Line of Mason and Dixon will attest, the only thing that should be done with fire ants is killing them wholesale. Once, trying to get rid of the damn things and not having had much luck with the poisons of the day, I figured that if they are fire ants they might like fire, but only succeeded in messing up my lawn.
This gentleman, however, has raised the process of getting rid of them to an art form.
Video of the process.
One for our host.
https://twitter.com/RealPeerReview/status/776718289355628544
One for our host.
Heh. As this is published in the Women’s Studies International Forum, I’m assuming it’s meant to be a complaint. Not a basis for hope.
One for our host.
Somewhat related, on gender differences in various traits. Note that the Guardian is once again misinforming its readers.
Note that the Guardian is once again misinforming its readers.
Release Claude Rains!
Testing defences
Guild of evil? I didn’t get the memo.
Laurie Penny might have been happy at the anarchist Home commune. That said, the thought of Laurie, the anarcho-nudist nose-picker, makes me turn to the mind-bleach.
(And put that photograph back in your digital drawer, David. Yes, that one of Laurie ‘excavating’.)
This one?
What? I just wanted to be sure.
In case you feel the need to detox your whiteness: https://www.facebook.com/events/1807684066117731/permalink/1812042135681924/
They also offer a 10 week class in
self-hatredsocial justice consciousness raising—complete with a 67% discount if you sign up soon: https://compassionateactivism.leadpages.co/healing-whiteness-program/This one?…I just wanted to be sure.
Why do you hate us, so much?
BTW, that photo is on the walls of any number of Japanese sex-bot manufactures emblazoned with the word “No” in fifty different languages.
What? I just wanted to be sure.
Oh dear.
Didn’t she recently complain about the burdens imposed by The Patriarchy ™ after she became conventionally attractive?
Testing defences.
The conspiracy theorists in the comment thread are hilarious.
Guild of evil? I didn’t get the memo.
Neither did I. Does the Guild have a rival?
Does the Guild have a rival?
[ Reaches under desk, pushes hidden button. ]
“This one?…I just wanted to be sure.”
Yes; but a little restraint from you, even self-censorship, would not have gone amiss in the circumstances. Anyway, let’s be grateful that she’s not ‘excavating’ in full anarcho-nudity.
Alice: Sadly the publisher wants $36 for a Pdf copy of that 11 year old paper so I shall not be analysing it this time.
“The author argues that a regime of rationality still operates in the academy and is made evident when feminist course content is met with continual dismissal or disavowal.”
This is apparently a Bad Thing.
My favorite word in that sentence is “still”. God help us.
This is apparently a Bad Thing.
Why, it’s almost as if modern feminism were little more than a conspiracy theory.
Feminism a conspiracy theory? Surely not! The evidence of a glass ceiling is perfectly clear.
I mean, just look at who heads the political sections of the Patriarchy.
The Tory, UKIP, Green, Plaid, DUP, SNP and Scottish Tory leaders are all female.
But Labour and the Lib Dems are still led by men which just goes to show how far Feminism still has to go!
Oh dear I’m going to add to the feminism in this thread (you can never have too much of the stuff, after all)
“Oh boy,” my son said, rolling his eyes. “Not rape culture again.”
Sorry sorry sorry. this link works
a regime of rationality still operates in the academy
Heaven forfend! The very idea that clear thinking, theories based on practical evidence, and concise communication of ideas might befoul their safe spaces is quite simply too horrible to contemplate.
Great typos of our time.
Has The Grauniad reached yet another peak of
race baiting drivelexcellence in journalism?Marc Jacobs’ show features white models in faux dreadlocks, causes uproar . . . and related news . . .
Great typos of our time.
With bandnames even!!!
Great typos of our time.
Utterly Freudian, that one.
Great reading about Baghwan Shree Ranjneesh (‘Bagwash’ in Privateyese if I remember rightly) in your last link, David. I’d forgotten about him. Wasn’t the Blessed Bernard Levin a fan at one stage?
Has The Grauniad reached yet another peak of
race baiting drivelexcellence in journalism?I notice that the headline – the “welcome rebuke to dead white men” bit – isn’t, as it implies, the quoted view of someone – anyone – involved in the project. Those are the sentiments of the (white) Guardian columnist. Because ostentatiously disdaining “dead white men” is how you let people know you’re better than them.
It’s the egalitarian way.
@ Fred the Fourth –
Here you go
And it seems much of the actual work was not done by David Adjaye but by Davis Brody Bond who are about as lilywhite as it’s possible to get:
Smashing the barriers indeed!
a regime of rationality…
Speaking of which, on Amazon, Clarkston, Hammond and May are back 18 November…
Speaking of which, on Amazon, Clarkston, Hammond and May are back 18 November…
Yay.
Regarding the Smithsonian African-American building (to be renamed as soon as “African-American” falls out of favor):
A century in the making, and now completed by Britain’s David Adjaye, the Smithsonian’s gleeful, gleaming upturned pagoda…
A pagoda ? What a minute – an
African-Americanblack Brit designs a pagoda – isn’t that cultural appropriation and, given he is a Brit, neo-colonial ?On a completely different note, the Ben Hur Chariot Race, to the tune of Yakety Sax: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JiIXUtpfjwQ
Yet more words of wisdom emanating from the LSE’s favourite Nottingham-born sociologist, Dr Lisa Mckenzie here.
The first image to appear in the video (around the 18-second mark), the one accompanied by the line below, seems to be especially rich in untended irony.
“If there’s no resistance, if there’s no pushing back, then we have totalitarian states; we have fascism.”
The first image to appear in the video . . .
Err, d’ye mean the pair of Kims?
The original for the picture you’ve got is among the murals painted on the first two levels and connecting stairs of Coit Tower.
Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Let a 19-Year-Old Dropout Run a Medical Company
Forbes said on Wednesday that it has lowered its estimate of Holmes’ net worth to “nothing.”
ONOES!! She had to walk out of a speech because a fiction writer defending the act of writing fiction was just too triggering.
Be brave, gird your loins, and see for yourself the horror of the original speech …
@Darleen
Regarding Ms. Abdel-Magied’s remarks, I’m reminded of the comments made by one Horace Engdahl, the secretary of the Nobel jury on why American authors haven’t won the Nobel Literature Cookie in awhile:
“There is powerful literature in all big cultures, but you can’t get away from the fact that Europe still is the centre of the literary world … not the United States,” he [Engdahl]told the Associated Press. “The US is too isolated, too insular. They don’t translate enough and don’t really participate in the big dialogue of literature …That ignorance is restraining.”*
So, one cannot participate in the “big dialogue” of literature if one is “isolated” and “insular.” But, trying to broaden one’s horizons to remedy these faults constitutes “appropriation” and “unfettered exploitation.”
Right, then.
I think I’ll go off and watch clips of Mickey Rooney’s performance in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
*Said comment made one year before the Nobel committee awarded the literature prize to Herta Müller for writing novels about her life as a Banat German in postwar Romania, a truly universal, non-insular theme if there ever was one.
Jonathan: That’s just mean. I had PLANS for tonight. Plans, I tell you!
Sigh. See y’all later. And David: This time I’m gonna expect better than that pseudo-Lagavulin your minion fobbed me off with.
(Checks magazine full. Racks slide, holsters weapon (yeah, I know, but needs must…). Checks spare magazines. Switches EMP from STANDBY to ENABLE. Dons hazmat suit, maille gloves. Opens new PDF reader window. Deep calming breath…)
So this is long and probably boring, so if y’all want to split early and go to the bar by the upstairs hot tub (the one where the henchlesbians take their breaks), feel free.
We begin with a not-too-awful opening intro:
“This paper explores how faculty utilize feminist perspectives in social science courses that are crosslisted with women’s studies in one Canadian university and the phenomenon of student resistance to such content.”
“Included in the discussion of student resistance is an analysis of anonymous student course evaluations that the faculty participants shared with me for this project.”
But we are immediately disappointed.
Method section:
One notes that this is an unbiased, in-depth and broad study:
“This paper draws on in-depth, semi-structured interviews with twenty-two participants (twenty-one women and one man): eight faculty, five teaching assistants and nine students. [at a single university]”
I just have to include the following for its sheer “Thank you Captain Obvious” ness:
“Interviewing the participants allowed for a dialogue to take place between myself and each interviewee.”
Regarding the 9 students, the selection scheme leaves so much to be desired that even the
author notices:
“I used a snowball method of recruiting student participants, beginning with a student with whom I was acquainted. While this proved a reliable method of recruitment, I failed to secure the participation of non-feminist friendly students. The feminist friendly student with whom I started the snowball process provided the name of another feminist friendly student and the process continued from there. The snowball method did not yield any students who were non-feminist friends. Thus, this article lacks an important standpoint.”
Actually, the most frightening thing about the above is the implication that there is more than one “snowball method”.
“Also notable about this research site is the preexisting acquaintances of several participants with the researcher.”
So, yeah, no chance of bias there, I guess, though kudos for being open about it.
Also missing, of course, is any mention of blinding, controls, statistical analysis, error analysis, reproducability, or any of the other impedimenta of boring old conventional science.
There are 11 pages of content. Out of this roughly 1.5 pages are selected quotes and paraphrases from participants, plus author comments. She received 533 evaluations of 12 courses, and the 1.5 pages include roughly 21 short quotations from these. 21 is an awfully small sample, since there must have been at least, say, 2000 student comments in those 533 evaluation forms. (The evaluations were submitted by the participating professors to the author. It just occurred to me to wonder if the student evaluators were aware that their evaluations might be used in this way. Ethics? What’s that?)
The author’s “analysis” consists of author commentary on each quote. Before and after the quotations section the paper consists entirely of references to previous works in the field, and commentary on them.
This is my favorite sentence in the whole paper:
“Veronica recalls there being rumblings in her classrooms.”
Rumblings. Huh. Comment would be superfluous.
The following indicates that perhaps the professors are too tender to be out in the world, even the cloistered academic world:
“All the faculty note the body language of their students who resist their feminist content. Rolling eyes, huffing, crossing arms, and snickering are all indicators of resistance…”
Rolling eyes and crossed arms. Call out the Mounties!
Perhaps I should note that the majority of students in all of these courses are women. There are so few men that the paper addresses the professors’ various tactics to acknowledge their rare presence.
There is no attempt to be quantitative beyond noting the total of 533 student evaluations of 12 courses received. That and the breakdown of the interviewees is literally all there is.
Conclusion:
“Feminists have taken the position that there is no ultimate authority and that professors need to not represent themselves as all-knowing and need to acknowledge and negotiate the relations of power that exist between themselves and their students. At the same time one could argue that this practice might contribute to the construction of feminist knowledge as somehow less real or accurate. Feminists then are undermined to a certain extent by their own philosophy and practices.”
Amusing implication there, that perhaps the solution to the problem is for the faculty to speak only ex cathedra. (Actually, not a bad idea, since “When asked how they feel when feminist perspectives are introduced in their courses, the overwhelming sentiment is best illustrated by Alicia’s response of “Praise be”. “)
But then, sadly, the author fails to note and conclude that she is advocating for a religion. some things are just too obvious, I guess.
(Switches EMP to SAFE. Safes weapon. Removes gloves and hazmat suit. Reaches for a glass and the bottle of Macallan 18, previously liberated from its hiding place behind the second bust of Churchill in the library. Relaxes.)
(Oh crap.
Grabs weapon, ejects mag, ejects chambered round.
Returns to libation.)
“Veronica recalls there being rumblings in her classrooms.”
Is inter-species cultural appropriation a thing now? As if adopting a bovine aesthetic is not enough, have they taken up chewing the cud too?
this practice might contribute to the construction of feminist knowledge as somehow less real or accurate.
And remember, at Brock University and of course elsewhere, these are the lofty standards expected of feminist intellectuals. I’m sure it’s entirely coincidental that among graduates of such courses – say, the ladies at Everyday Feminism – the subject of “imposter syndrome” crops up, quite a lot.
“All the faculty note the body language of their students who resist their feminist content. Rolling eyes, huffing, crossing arms, and snickering are all indicators of resistance…”
But, but.. didn’t a feminist perfesser just tell us that resistance is crucial?
For readers unfamiliar with Dr Lisa Mckenzie and her immense brainularities, she and they have been mentioned here before.
immense brainularities
LoL:
” ‘Cor blimey, look at the immense brainularities on ‘er.”
She’s a total clown show. And her video, this one, the one that’s hard to parody, was used by the University of Nottingham to advertise its sociology department and “centre for advanced studies.” Those are the standards of academic excellence currently expected.
Heh. That video is so lulzy it really need an Inimitable Steve fisking.
…the murial (LoL) really represents the young people of the estate, but also it’s really nice and colourful and it gives us a focus apart from all the grey concrete…
Yes, it really makes that piss-filled underpass feel homely.
I wonder if Dr McKenzie has a ‘murial’ at home?
Yes, it really makes that piss-filled underpass feel homely.
During the 90s I lived near that part of Nottingham and its reputation was deserved. (If you start Googling “St Ann’s, Nottingham,” one of the first auto-filled search options is “crime”.) Some of the locals were armed with crowbars and of an evening were very keen to break into the recording studio where I worked, just up the road, which was thrilling. So far as I know, they didn’t achieve their goal, though they did try very hard, many times. But Dr Mckenzie would have us believe that a tacky mural inspired by local gang members, car thieves and social blight is somehow an affirmation of the area, a sign of how jolly and uplifting the neighbourhood really is. Rather than further evidence that you might want to think about living somewhere else. (Unless of course you’re one of the thugs and thieves in question, in which case, for God’s sake stay where you are.)
… social blight is somehow an affirmation of the area..
The tragedy is that it doesn’t take many scumbags to ruin a previously pleasant community.
Natalie Jeffers, co-founder of BLM UK and a freeloading revolutionary, recently flew to Brazil at the expense of UK taxpayers to speak at the ‘black feminisms forum’ of the annual congress of the Association for Women’s Rights in Development. The civil servants who approved this expenditure must have been impressed by the content of her website:
http://mattersoftheearth.com
Matters of the Earth is an organisation that specialises in knowledge dissemination, engagement and impact. Matters of the Earth are bridging the gap between the academic and creative worlds by unarchiving, re-imagining and visualising knowledge for engagement and mobilisation. They creatively collaborate with activists, academics, communities and organisations and place innovative tools into hands to educate and empower people in organising, strengthening and building movements.
co-founder of BLM UK and a freeloading revolutionary…
Aren’t they all? Karl Marx himself set the precedent, the modern-day pretenders are only following the example of the founder of their religion.
…recently flew to Brazil at the expense of UK taxpayers to speak at the ‘black feminisms forum’
Of course she did, and the taxpayers should be grateful, damnit.
The civil servants who approved this expenditure must have been impressed by the content of her website:
Let’s ask actor Jeff Goldblum what he thinks………
In other news:
Via Kristian Niemietz.
Time, I think, to revisit this.
What?
Time, I think, to revisit this.
I’m scared….
Time, I think, to revisit this.
Somebody posted that on 4Chan’s anarchic /b/ board yesterday. Some of the “/b/-tards” were amused and one wrote that it was “wonderfully creepy”.
Speaking of which, on Amazon, Clarkston, Hammond and May are back 18 November…
A teaser.
I’m giddy. 🙂
On a completely different note, the Ben Hur Chariot Race, to the tune of Yakety Sax
Ben-Hur, condensed
I just found today’s Winner of the Internet:
I want to write that wonderful insult, obsequious rumpswab, on the fleshy tables of my heart, to remember it evermore and to recall it when needed.
And definitely add it to my browser’s spell-check dictionary.
Dicentra,
Swiping that for the ‘elsewhere’ I’m about to post. 🙂
Posted.
h/t Ed Driscoll at Insty’s
That Only in Russia twitter feed from the I didn’t see that coming link.
More entertaining than anything on my TV.
“This guy?”
That one most of all. (Although I did always fancy being a pilot. But I get vertigo standing on a chair.) I mean, space babes in jumpsuits driving futuristic supercars? Yes please. Instead we have SJWs picking their noses… to quote Glenn Reynolds, this isn’t the 21st Century I was promised.
“I’ll be right with you, honey. Just finishing this fascinating Playboy article on the new ion jump drives. Warm ‘er up for me…” [Raises eyebrow suggestively.]
Fun with domains and email
Google for david@guild-of-evil.com and the first response that comes up is Zionism – The Occult Guild Of Antichrist – Rense
Imposter Syndrome is real enough — I doubt any teacher hasn’t had it creep up on them, especially when first starting. Even a decade in it’s liable to catch me from time to time.
What it isn’t is specific to women.
From Hal’s Google search, there’s a FB page for a group calling itself “The Guild of Calametous Intent”. Allies or enemies? Admit I admire their motto, “Hate you can trust!” Does the GoE have a motto?
https://www.facebook.com/The-Guild-of-Calamitous-Intent-18220489799/about/?entry_point=page_nav_about_item&tab=page_info
This definitely could use some work but it’s a start, just a suggestion, and I have to walk the dog now.
“The GoE is a non-profit for-profit organization whose mission is to scout profitable and nefarious growth opportunities in, but not limited to, finance, faux-feminism, and phrenology, both overtly and covertly, in legacy and emerging, mission inclusive markets, and explore new paradigms of villainy and then filter and communicate and evangelize the findings.”
Does the GoE have a motto?
I’m open to suggestions.
Does the GoE have a motto?
I’m open to suggestions.
Why, Yes, that is indeed an excellent motto . . . !!
The Guild of Evil – no refunds, credit note only.
.. but not limited to, finance, faux-feminism, and phrenology…
But not physiognomy? A serious miscalculation IMO.
:::snort:::
https://twitter.com/TarheelKrystle/status/777677495927644160
Hal (h/t David) and Captain Nemo are tied for first, but the race is not over, folks!
How ’bout “Moderation is for monks.” ? Ya gotta admit it’s at least on-topic, neh?
Sam,
Although I did always fancy being a pilot. But I get vertigo standing on a chair.
I have an almost debilitating fear of heights (due to a really bad fall I had as a child), but put me behind the controls of a light aircraft and I’m in heaven.
😀
FWIW, I never completed flight school (it was expensive even in 1980-81), but I had a friend (the editor at the small-town newspaper where I worked) who took me up for air-to-air photo shoots. He let me do the flying when we weren’t shooting, then took the controls on final approach. Thanks, John, you may never know how much I appreciated that.
Spiny: Interesting. I get vertigo near cliff edges, but have no problems flying aerobatics. I know a lot of pilots – perhaps I should poll them.
A little off topic but…Captain Obvious was over at my place last night and we were partying pretty hard and trying to come up with a list of uses for homemade bombs that are NOT terrorism related. All we could think of were removing paint and lacquer from antique furniture and opening pickle jars. Curious if GoE members have thoughts on the matter. Apropos of nothing.
. . . uses for homemade bombs that are NOT terrorism related.
Noting a matter of define homemade, and noting different geographical areas, features, and immediate resources; removing stumps, removing small spare buildings—or at least reducing a large object into more easily removable chunks, art work of various sorts . . .