Quiet in the Back

Apparently the turbans can involve hundreds of metres of cloth, umpteen metallic religious symbols and weigh around 25 kg. Cannabis use is not unknown among some orders, though generally it’s ingested rather than smoked.

Are we sure he doesn’t have his mistress inside that thing?

Ist seems to me to be an equivalent to a larger car than your neighbour’s.

Is that his wife in the background, helping to hold his headgear up? Once again, the sexist male hegemony ruthlessly exploits downtrodden womanhood! This is an outrage! … er, no, wait a minute … he’s not a white Anglo-Saxon male … ummm, I withdraw all I just said.

And I thought I had an issue wearing my cowboy hat in my F150. At least my wife can ride shotgun.