Strange Anatomies
And we’re back, just about. While I get my bearings, here are two items featuring enhanced human anatomy.
First up is Japanese television’s Dogoo Girl with her deadly décolletage.
And no post on anatomical surrealism would be complete without Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend.
Via James and Counting Cats in Zanzibar.
I’ve got to get one of those bras.
Pure awesomeness.
Let me get this straight. The bee bra fires chocolate?
I used to think I had seen The Gayest Thing Ever.
After viewing Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend, I realize I was wrong. Until Now.
excuse me while I go scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon.
Words. Fail. Me.
That’s got to be the world’s fastest steamroller. 😉
From what I can make out, Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend is a mash-up of various anime, game and video themes, with some 90s porn star irony thrown in for added drama. A partial explanation can be found here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/9d3eb/ultimate_muscle_roller_legend_i_have_no_idea_very/c0cazdl
Billy Herrington, the, um, actor on whom the main characters are based, apparently has his own fully-jointed action figure:
http://www.goodsmile.info/detail/eng/2338/figma.html
But I wouldn’t worry too much about what it all means.
And he comes with his own shower cubicle. How cool is that?